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Dear Kevin,

Don't provoke the rhinoceros.

-Kevin.

At 8/24/07 02:20 PM, CreampieSuprise wrote: How the fuck did that moron Yodd get UOTD?

It's random. Sorry Tom didn't come to your doorstep and ask, "Would you mind terribly if yodd got UOTD today?".

Congrats yodd.

ONE DAY MY NAME WILL BE UP THERE.

At 8/24/07 12:09 PM, physco-pickle wrote:

At 8/24/07 12:00 PM, Alastor wrote: A bunch of angry stuff.

You forgot the endless topics about "God"

And the fact that people constantly have to ask retarded questions that have been asked 100000063857686436 times and could easily be found by use of the searchbar.

At 8/24/07 11:57 AM, CreampieSuprise wrote: Making "Hi, I'm new", "I'm back", or "I'm leaving NG" threads without significant content pertinent to your situation.

You think after being here for 3 years you would have at least seen the rules.

Without significant content pertinent to your situation.

I think he's got significant content.

Don't listen to all these people who are being dicks. You will be missed.

You were one of the more amusing people we had.

:'(

At 8/23/07 11:12 PM, Ecke wrote: You caught one of those fag things? Get a Trapinch, meng.

Working on getting it. After I get Magnemite evolved, I will.

At 8/23/07 10:29 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Whats so wrong about saying something sucks and the author should suck a cock, anyway.

You're supposed to give constructive criticism, even if no such thing is possible.

I'll bump this one last time. If it drops off the front page again, then fuck it.

At 8/23/07 10:23 PM, D-XN wrote:

At 8/23/07 10:21 PM, LateckS wrote: You know how much trouble those little fuckers used to cause me? I'm seeking revenge for all the times they've made me lose a battle because my Pokemon fell in love with them.

There's no point in falling in love unless you can breed.

I know, and that's what annoyed me most. Mudkip knew nothing would ever come of it, and yet he continued to waste turn after turn staring at Skitty and dreaming, while Skitty Doubleslapped him into obvlivion.

At 8/23/07 10:17 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: Hey it's only level 8, leave it alone >:(

You know how much trouble those little fuckers used to cause me? I'm seeking revenge for all the times they've made me lose a battle because my Pokemon fell in love with them.

Not only does it do a lot of damage, but sometimes it makes them flinch, as well.

At 8/23/07 06:32 PM, D-XN wrote: They're not gods, ya know.

So making human sacrifices at a shrine won't make them like me?

Because it didn't follow the rules.

Was it that old story about the French twins? It could have been copypasta.

At 8/23/07 01:44 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: It's ok, they all have cocks.

pushing it? What do you think?

Haha, that's awesome.

Now, to answer the question:

I think bigbadron had the first sig, then Maus made one, and it all really took off from there. BigFuzzyKitten's is the only really funny one.

What's a "pa larg wasp"?

One time at my friends house I drank too much Coke, and got so much caffeine in my system that I couldn't sleep for the next few days. It really sucked. There were all these weird splotches on everything, and I kept seeing things that weren't there.

At 8/22/07 10:00 PM, Elfer wrote: The executioner.

That's a good one.

I'd order the world's rarest truffle. Then, while they were searching for it, I'd escape.

But then I'd miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle...

At 8/22/07 10:23 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Epic Winning Fail.

PARADOX

OH SHI-

This thread is Epic Win.

By saying that, I am thus not helping this thread and only purposelessly bumping it, thus making more people likely to see it, and feel that it is an Epic Fail. By doing so, the thread will attract more Epic Fail replies, and thus it will eventually be considered Epic Win. And this cycle continues for all eternity.

TWISTED REASONING, BITCH.

One word: Mace.

It's their accents.

I use IE. Who has the time to download anything else.

I saw that earlier and was wondering about that.

You mean like this kid?

Wait, what? My birthday is on December 7.

Doesn't have enough stuff on it. I'll wait for it to become reliable.

I remember when this alt was funny.

At 8/21/07 06:37 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Spam submissions are benefitically positive for your B/P points. :)

Yeah, free protection points.

Or, if you constantly try to blam them, sometimes you get a blam point.