1,090 Forum Posts by "Lasergates"
At 3/12/10 11:06 AM, skaffaa wrote: what.. DMT shatters your ideas?.....
Drugs really fucked you up didn't they?
Why don't we just coat people's bones in adamantium?
Yeah, but I don't miss the horrible photoshop bedn topics.
They were never there to begin with.
That was a while ago, I doubt most people here know of him now.
Normally I would never post in these threads, but for Mindchamber, I'll gladly make an exception.
Happy birthday MindChamber!
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At 3/12/10 03:56 AM, Rig wrote: This thread delivers.
Actually OP is becoming a woman and going through mood swings. By now she is already depressed again.
The day we can teleport an entire army in seconds is the day the world will come to an end.
Good job wasting your money on a shitty mac because you are too dumb to use virus software. When your computer crashes and refuses to shut off in a month you will be crying and wishing you would have bought a Dell.
At 3/11/10 02:57 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: At first i thought you LITERALLY meant he was handling his shit.
This. Title is misleading and I am disappointed.
hey guys i just started smoking weed last week and wanted to make a topic that HAS BEEN DONE INTO THE FUCKING GROUND. help?
If Nasa discovered a lost alien city of fags then NG would built a rocket and Wade would lead the mission.
At 3/10/10 10:46 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote:
:Once they died out, then we could legalize.
They have been saying that for decades. good luck with that.
At 3/10/10 12:06 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I want to strap a bomb to my chest, jump out of a plane and set the bomb off seconds before I hit the ground. I would probably do this over a crowded area with lots of people for my bits to rain down on.
This only I would attach a saddle to the bomb and ride it straight into the heart of Africa.
At 3/9/10 11:59 PM, MisterWonderful wrote:At 3/9/10 11:50 PM, Lasergates wrote:no-one cares about laser gates fucking gay ass birthdayAt 3/9/10 11:45 PM, MisterWonderful wrote:no one cares about youAt 3/9/10 10:29 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Quickly! Someone bring alcohol and a pinata!i am not a mexican and i am straight edge
no shit
Treat them like shit and steal their belongings. Piss in their bed and eat their meds. Make them perform silly tricks for their meals and have them dress up and reenact the civil war.
When they die you will not care.
At 3/9/10 11:45 PM, MisterWonderful wrote:At 3/9/10 10:29 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Quickly! Someone bring alcohol and a pinata!i am not a mexican and i am straight edge
no one cares about you
I lost my virginity to a delightful 350lb woman by the name of Latisha in the lower east side for $15.
The crazy guy that has been living in a cave since 03 and only comes out every so often to yell incoherent shit at no on in particular.
At 3/9/10 08:46 PM, DannyJay wrote:At 3/9/10 08:35 PM, Lasergates wrote: edited for newgrounds =)link uncensored version please :0
I would, but I would be banned and I think the mods have had enough of my antics lately.
Ok so lately because of this medication my doctor has been giving me I have having.. gas and... bowel problems... I was sitting in class and I could feel my stomach becoming very upset. I was trying to listen to the teacher but the pressure in my belly was increasing at a alarming rate. I knew it was coming. I could feel the built up and if I didn't get out fast I was going to turn this classroom into a gas chamber with screams louder than a million terrified Jews. I didn't feel like re enacting the holocaust so I excused myself from class. I wasn't two steps from the door when a deafening noise exploded from my ass followed by a flow of shit erupting from my ass and down my shorts.
I didn't wait for the inevitable burst of laughter that I knew would soon follow after the shock of a classmate defecating themselves. I ran home with tears streaming down my face hosed myself off even though it is a little cold now. I went inside and took a shower. I don't know if I can go back to school tomorrow.
Teach him a lesson by setting fire to his bed and sending him pictures of it when he is in jail.
There are a lot of assholes in NY city.
At 2/23/10 10:31 PM, StayingSain wrote: Yes, energy supplements don't work. I mean they don't work with the natural rhythm of your body. The body needs sleep because it needs to repair the damage done by the previous day's activities. No energy supplement can fix these problems, they usually make them worse.
This just in, our bodies needs sleep, more at eleven.
At 2/23/10 10:36 PM, Heinrich wrote: Congrats. Your hard work paid off and you earned honours.
Do you get anything as a reward from your school? In my school we got cards for being on honour roll all year and we use them to get discounts at stores.
Maybe you can use your coupons and take Mater here out on a nice date.
