1,090 Forum Posts by "Lasergates"
In the future people will get implants to appear even more obese.
Sorry keyboard cat wins another round.
At 4/2/10 09:54 PM, Lucy wrote: Something which prevents emotions.
Try a gun, crybaby.
At 4/2/10 09:49 PM, Homie-Z wrote: The time machine is essentially already invented.
I'd invent a vehicle that could go faster than the speed of light so theoretically I could go back in time without a time machine, BUILD a time machine at the beginning of time, and then invent everything.
That's a time machine, genius.
At 4/2/10 09:38 PM, Yukin wrote: Time Machine of course
This. I would travel back to right before Wade Fulp was about to be concived and punch his father in the nuts so hard the shock wave would be felt for miles.
Sometimes I go to the audio portal and vote zero on new submissions and destroy their score.
The sound of an opossum's bones crunching under the tires of my car at 70mph.
At 3/17/10 12:25 PM, poxpower wrote:At 3/17/10 10:28 AM, DeckMaster171 wrote:If you want to lose weight just eat PROPERLY.No, eat LESS.
You can eat a normal amount of food if you eat properly and don't buy junk.
Everyone is looking for some magical pill that will make them slim and fit while they continue to chow down on Bigmacs.
At 3/16/10 04:00 PM, Sekhem wrote:
plenty of people care about me
If by people you mean the users on newgrounds then you live a sad sad life.
At 3/16/10 03:55 PM, Sekhem wrote: i'm abstinent
This is like posting in a thread about your favorite cheeseburger by replying that you are a vegan. No one fucking cares.
At 3/15/10 09:10 PM, Minion777 wrote: THATS RIGHT YOU WHIMPERING LITTLE FAGGOT, YOU JUST HAD YOURSELF A MONSTER ENERGY AND NOT JUST ANY MONSTER ENERGY, MONSTER KHAOS.......
Thread saved. I'll stay up for a bit.
At 3/15/10 09:09 PM, RoboJesus wrote:At 3/15/10 09:07 PM, Lasergates wrote: That post you linked us to was started in 2006 you shitstain of the internet.Last post was in 08. I'd rather have old threads being bumped than threads being repeated.
Oh so you would like that huh? Well I'm sorry I didn't know this was your forum.
I guess everyone should just stop making threads because most of what is posted on here has been done before.
At 3/15/10 09:03 PM, RoboJesus wrote: I can't get off until I see a thread in General that has already been done and the OP was stupid to use the damn search bar.
OH GEEZ HERE IT GOES
That post you linked us to was started in 2006 you shitstain of the internet.
Also lol at all the people 18+ in this thread discussing masturbation with a 15 year old kid.
I think now is a good time to shut down my computer and leave the house for the remainder of the day. This shit totally ruined my interneting experience.
I always wanted to pour liquid nitrogen on someone and then shatter them into little pieces by kicking them, like in Timecop. So if I could do that, then yes.
If you enjoy loud guidos, used rubbers and empty syringes then the Jersey shore is your kind of place.
At 3/14/10 11:01 PM, REDSPADES wrote: I've never been to Jersey but from what i hear, everyone makes fun of it for trying to be NY.
Whats the NJ Icehockey team? Or the baseball team? Or the basketball team?
Ice hockey is the Devils and everyone in Jersey is either Mets or Yankees fans.
NY was a good idea because NY is awesome. No one wants to hang out in shitty Jersey.
I can turn into a fern.
That's horribly racist. Why can't I love a white cheese?
Guys this thread is from 2008
You must be new to the internet.
"What evil have I unleashed onto this Earth?" - Abe Lincoln
Communist Newgrouds was infinitely better then this shit. Only the small percentage of people that use the forums would ever see it.
At 3/12/10 01:20 PM, Jezuz wrote: We have moose, bears, lions and wolves and we still get regular drug busts here. New Hampshire wins the whole, 'Death by anything' award.
Don't kid yourself, if a tumbleweed decided to roll through your shit stain of a state it would make front page news.
Two drug busts and a mountain lion and you say only in Jersey? Are you fucking serious? Have you ever left that state before?
At 3/12/10 01:05 PM, SessileNomad wrote: Dear sweet fucking jesus....
Very few of those are actually related to what the op is talking about.
