1,090 Forum Posts by "Lasergates"
Or you know, you could just not stuff your face all day.
I just printed this out and wiped my ass with it.
A mexican and a nig.ger are in a car, who is driving?
The only thing worse than Aphex Twin is Led Zeppelin.
Learn how to suck dick really good, right liljim?
Before this day I didn't know what a spider was.
It has been three weeks now. I have paid your father the three cows I promised in return for your hand in marriage, yet I have not heard a word from you and you will not return my PMs.
If you don't wish to marry me, although I will be heartbroken, I will understand. Please at least return my three beautiful cows so that I can at least start a family with them.
I never understood why the first person to reply to a thread feels the need to quote the OP. It's not like everyone else who read the thread is going to freak out and say, "HOLY FUCK WHO IS HE TALKING TO?!"
Go to restaurants in your area and ask if they need a busboy or a dishwasher. This is also a good way to prove to them you are a hard worker and they might consider making you a cook.
At 4/6/10 07:55 PM, bman200 wrote: Look what I made!
Exactly, you made that. I have never seen that map in my life.
The war in Iraq is a complicated game of rock paper scissors. Its going to take a lot of time and very little resource.
There has to be a limit, because if there wasn't then you could basically permaban people right?
Anyway I think its 90 days but I'm not sure.
What is the maximum number of days a mod can ban a person? The highest I have seen is 32.
At 4/3/10 04:40 PM, Homie-Z wrote:At 4/3/10 04:31 PM, Hawdcore wrote: Lmao hes so mad right now that hes actually spamming meYou spammed me, dipshit.
Just because your dick looks like it was run over by a truck doesn't mean you have to be a floppy johnson and spam people.
Sorry mushroom dick that's what you get for trying to fuck 12 year old girls. Hang out with some girls your own age and you shouldn't have this problem.
Two months is a long time? Yeah ok Mr.Deflated Sausage, I guess it would be if this is your first relationship.
At 4/3/10 03:12 PM, bifgis wrote: Think of the money they're wasting to advertise this crap.
They are not wasting money because now people can have an excuse to buy the chips because somehow they are now helping save the environment.
I also forgot to add that if you made a vehicle that could travel at the speed of light FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF TRAVELING BACK IN TIME then it is a FUCKING time machine.
FUCKING RAAAAAGE!!!
check and mate
At 4/2/10 10:12 PM, Homie-Z wrote:At 4/2/10 09:52 PM, Lasergates wrote: That's a time machine, genius.No, a time machine is a machine that bends light to go back in time. A time machine could only go back to the date it was turned on. So say I turn the time machine on today and a hundred years from now somebody wants to use my time machine that's been on for one hundred years. He can only go back to when I turned it on, today. People have to use these loop holes and odd ways of thinking because the only way to ACTUALLY go back in time is to move faster than the speed of light-which is theoretically impossible. So like I said, I'd somehow use a device that COULD go faster than the speed of light and use it to build a "time machine" and turn it on at the beginning of time.
Genius
Its funny that you are actually talking like such a machine actually exists. For all we know the only way to travel back in time is to travel at the speed of light, BECAUSE NO ONE HAS DONE IT BEFORE.
At 4/3/10 10:19 AM, Jason100 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1080 773
Thread has been done before, Mods?
That thread was made last year you big sack of shit.
