So I went to the pancake house one morning for breakfast and I'm like "Water, please."

And then the store owner goes like PSYCHO, pulls a chainsaw out from unda' the counta', and hacks off both my arms. Fort' da' ferwst two seconds, I just stared, then I'm like all over the floor cryin' an' bleedin' and screamin'.

And ten', tis' cold sensation washes over me.

The owner smiles and pulls a cup of water from over my head and holds out his' hand and says' "You're two dollas' short."

At 4/8/08 09:23 PM, babo-babo wrote: you cant see wolverines metal skeleton?

Just pointin' out the obvious, it IS an official picture and it IS NOT fanart.

What you see here is CANON to a storyline/plot.

Things NG will never see:

The absence of a curse word for more than 10.3 seconds.

What is wrong with this picture?

Where the hell is Mark Speight?

I just killed a guy last night...

After the carnage that was the Not Likely To Take Over Of Newgrounds, peace was found when Tigerman defeated V2's last lines of defense. Tigerman continued to defend Newgrounds, until a remanant of V2's reign attacked him, his only weakness, an Enchanted Toyota.
The two forces battled a deadly battle over the remanants of Newgrounds City. This resulted in a nuclear expulsion that unbalanced the furies (if you understand modern war slang), and left many, of what were intelligent anyway, dead.

Now, only one stands, a Smiley Emtoicon named Angry...

At 3/8/08 12:30 AM, SirLebowski wrote: Spoiler Alert

Will Smith has babies with the dog and repopulates the earth with it.

¿Perdón bacinica, intentaba usted ser gracioso?

At 3/7/08 11:20 PM, Dew wrote: Point of this thread: Brawl is for little kids.

Point of this post: A nintendo console has nintendo games

I blame global warming.

At 3/6/08 10:05 PM, Fizzwizz7 wrote:

At 3/6/08 09:59 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Just a cheezy slogo to make people feel welcomed here but then get put down?

i say we kill the heretic...

Wow...and it only took four posts...

At 3/6/08 09:11 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote:

At 3/6/08 09:06 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote:

At 3/6/08 08:09 PM, FeelinGood wrote: this has never been done before..

fucking 07+ers

Haha, wow, for once a new guy has found something to get back at us.

bah ignor him, just some guy trying to act cool on the internet, seriusly .. how sad must his life be.

Now look at yourself in the mirror, repeat what you said, and then what he said. Now ook again.

Because you are one of the best users to ever grace this forum.

I'm sorry, I believe you mispelled Devolving.

At 3/6/08 07:52 PM, squidly wrote: Banjo and kazooie is the first, and best, animal dou in history.

Wrong. So very wrong.

I was going to bitch about the latter, but you didn't even do your homework on the former.

At my own risk, I can't say I hate Naruto.

I just hate the idiots who watch it. And the idiots who can't seem to listen to, let alone understand, reason and fact. Hell, some people were saying DBZ and Inuyasha were RIP-OFFs of it. That irks me...

At 1/25/08 07:14 PM, Ryan wrote: Cock joke.

Muthafucka please

How long was that thread running for? I always wanted to get Paint and post something, and then something about a game. Now this?
Great...another thread that will be forgotten in 2 years and be ressurected a year afterwards.

At 9/16/07 08:46 PM, SSXorcist15 wrote: I hope that they're coming out with a Newgrounds Rumble 2. if so, they should add...

Darnell as a character, with a flamethrower as gun power-up
Pen0r attacks for Piconjo
Some kind of gun for Pico's heavy attack, with Alloy-esque chaingun for gun power-up
Tom as a character
The NG Flash Portal as a level
Cassandra, that giant thing from Pico's School as a character, with giant thing as gun power-up
Uberkid as a character
Some sort of power-up having to do with blamming stuff
More Evil-Dog music ^_^
Evil Tankman as a character, with throwing Titanic, Disc 1 discs as gun power-up
Ghetto kid as a character
Bitey as a character
A power-up having to do with Strawberryclock. Maybe a shield...

Any other ideas?

Let's see:

Character Roster

Pico
Tankman
Alien Hominid
Chainsaw Kid
Hank J. Wimbleton
Samurai Asshole
Alloy
P-Bot
Convict
Piconjo
Salad Fingers
Xombie
Nene
Uberbot (Ghettobot.Uberkid Fusion)
Stick Figure (Training Level Opponenets)

-I don't have many probable character ideas, and the ones I did have well...

Bosses

Joe Zombie
LEGO Stick Man
Xiao Xiao
Tricky the Clown
Emopwred Piconjo (Super Form etc.)

New Items

Spear of Fulp
1-hit killing
Golden Muscles
Invincibility. Character is dunked/covered in golden paint which serves as 10-15 second invulnerability.
Scat Gun
A volatile weapon. When fired, it paralyzes opponenes. When charged, it is a LETHAL grenade.
STINGER Launcher
A missle launcher. Do the math.
Tank.sm
A mini vehicle that can take 3 full super attacks and multiple weak attacks.
Angry Faic Emoticons
Each one enables a different stat: (Speed, Agility, Strength, Endurance, Vitality, etc.)

Stages

Caturday
A land where the kittens never stop falling.

NG BBS
The udner streets of Newgrounds where the grit is filtered from quality.

NG Audio Portal
The second area of Newgrounds. Bring an I-Pod and download it all.

Sheriff's Office (Madness)
This place has been the turning point for his seemingly immortal life. This is where the madness began.

Muesum (Xombie)
Watch out for the zombie raptor.

You know what would be grand?
If so much as 10% of the thousands of people who make threads asking what system is the better buy every day, knowing the consequences of such action, would just take the hundreds of dollars they've saved up, go outside, go to whatever retail store is near them, and buy an HDTV and maybe a cart of good movies.
After which, maybe treat your family or friends and maybe, I don't know, go see a show or whatever it is your hobbies inquire.

Does ANYONE have a link to the EVE Screenpack.
You can't tell me to follow the link on the first page. I already tried it. The ONE place that supposedly did have it has now allegedly been shut down or the download is not corrupterd etc.
I've searched it a thousand times, I either get this club or some other forums where they keep linking to Mugen-Infantry.

When the first PS3 topic was made, the first post was made by a fanboy.

The ANIME was great back in the first 5 seasons, before 4 kids got involved and started gaying it up with Advanced, Advanced Battle, Battle Frontier, and now Diamond And Pearl (which is slightly better but overall just as crappy in the longrun)

The CARDS are what got it mainstream and popular. The game boosted that.
It's really just a matter of your tastes. There are people who LOVE collecting cards, and there are those who think it's a retarded hobby.

The toys, I have no comment. You shouldn't even care.

Pokemon created the universe.

There was no god.
There was no "evolution".
There was no big bang.

Arceus created space and time, and from that the universe was made.

At 10/30/07 09:32 PM, malachi117 wrote: the extra phrases you can hear.
i killed a brute and the other said
"he was my lover"

i laughed

"he was my friend"
"you killed my friend!"

And yes, those were hilarious. What really got me though is the Flood talking,

Sunrise, sunset...

At 10/14/07 09:13 PM, T3hShotgunK1ng wrote:

questions:
who said people with TV's actually watch TV?

They don't HAVE to. If the 1/3 with Halo 3 aren't friend s with them, then they go into "PWN" mode and rape the masses with their Aesom skillzorz! and steal the TVs. Not specifically COMBINING, but a pooling of resources is close enough.

who said everyone who plays H3 goes to McDonald's and not BK?

They convert. Period.

oh....gotcha there, didn't I?

If you had said KFC, yes, you would have.

Alas, I rarely watch TV. Halo isn't my #1 favorite thing to do. And McDonald's is for children who have semi-rich parents with no self-restraint of control over their kids.

At 10/14/07 09:04 PM, T3hShotgunK1ng wrote: yes and no. you need the TV on in order to play H3, for if you watch TV, you are not playing the awesomest of games

Then techincally that makes the circle complete.
The 1/3 with HDTVs combines with another 1/3 that has purchased the game to play Halo 3, then those thirds go with the final third who have money to go to McDonalds after 6 hours of Halo 3 multiplayer which leaves EVERY third hungry and exhausted...

At 10/14/07 08:45 PM, SockMyDink wrote: You know, theres this funny little topic that has everything to do with SSBB,

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

Stop talking like you're all that.

Vomitgrounds.
The Insides of Men, Outside!

And THIS is why I miss SNES and Dreamcast.

Teh hype was worth the astounding graphics and gameplay