599 Forum Posts by "lapslf"
At 1/7/04 04:01 AM, diazepim wrote: Ann Moss is hot... extremely, that's why I wear calvin klein underwear.... Ben Affleck is a good actor.. did you see Daredevil and Paycheck? He's the Next al pacino and beyond...
What's wrong with marvel comics...
Heineken? let go my heiny... It's the beer of choice in most countries of Earth.
Well, you're like bored... you're on farm... pigs get too messy... I don't have any sheeps... so fuck them chickens...hmmm chicken taste like chicken.
Ann Moss is fucking ugly. Even with make up she looks like an old lady. Ben Affleck just can't act, and Daredevil is a bad movie about a bad Marvel comic. I don't like Marvel comics because they are all so much alike. A little super hero here and there blablablabla and why would anybody care about a storyline? Heineken has a very cheap supermarket taste. I think it's the worst Dutch beer brand (American and French beer is even worse). Just because the whole world drinks it doesn't mean it's good. Just a matter of marketing. And when I'm on a farm I just fuck the farmer's daughter, not his chickens.
You know... I think "goatse" is derived form "goat-she". So it actually means a female goat. Hmmm.... a female goat I would like to wack off to....
One of the possible meanings of goatse:
Something I like to wack off to.
"Dude, it's goatse! Lets wack off!
Hmmm... and that in the context of me posting a picture of my ass...
Yes, too much masturbation can have terrible effects on a person. You should immediatly stop masturbating, the moment you:
-start liking Good Charlotte
-think Ben Affleck is a good actor
-try to figure out the deep storyline in Dragonball Z
-like the taste of Heineken beer
-laugh with Bob Saget, instead of at
-understand the way chickenfuckers think
-read Marvel Comics
-think Carie Ann Moss is hot
At 1/6/04 10:08 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Goatse?
I'm Dutch. What the hell does that word mean?
At 1/6/04 10:10 AM, Veggiemeal wrote: Tony Blair does not even have the balls to oppose Blair.
Uhm. that had to be "Tony Blair does not even have the balls to oppose Bush."
At 1/6/04 03:13 AM, diazepim wrote:At 1/5/04 12:57 PM, Proteas wrote: To Diazapram:Yeah, like most people on this forum.
"A fool finds no pleasure in understanding, but delights in airing his own opinions." Proverbs 17:2
Like you
Opposing views?!?!?!? I'm talking about CORRECT and WRONG views... that is... MY views are RIGHT. Yours is WRONG.
That's very closeminded and 70TA-like. Some things are RIGHT in YOUR views, but WRONG in the views of other's.
I like Saddam in several ways... he's funny in Southpark the Movie. He has a lavishing lifestyle most american basketball players and celebrities can't even come close to. Probably, Bush and Bush both envied his total dictatorship, because their ranch isn't worth the amount of porn on Saddam's love boat.... and secondly... Saddam had like 900 million dollars in CASH... US CASH in his house!!!!! US President gets like $400,000 per year for 4 years, 8 years at the most... Saddam had $900 million in US cash. And how much Iraqi rupples or Euros did he have, along with cars, airplanes, estates, stocks????? He probably was the most wealthiest person on Earth... compared to Bill Gates... Bill doesn't have CASH... he's got STOCK... you can't liquidate all the stock or the price goes down...
So as far as I'm concerned, if you have $900 million in US CASH in your closet, you're the wealthiest pecker on Earth.
And you're saying you like saddam because of that? What kind of sick fuck are you? You like him because he was filthy rich when his people were starving?
But never think you can live better than AMERICANS.
You can never live better than Americans? What kind of idiotic sentence is that? According to this, an American baby-raping bastard is better than a Canadian volunteer worker, just because the baby-raper is American.
As far as Tony Blair, he's got ballz and know which party to bring the champaigne to. Unlike the Germans and French.
Tony Blair does not even have the balls to oppose Blair.
Look, 50 years from now, we'll all be celebrating New Year's drinking French Sparkling wine, and american beer, listening to American music.
I will never drink American beer! How dare you! It's tasteless!
It's going to be like Saddam who?
Exactly. Saddam didn't win, and no matter who's right or who's wrong or who's go WMD or terrorist. If ya don't win, ya don't write the history. Period.
True, unfortunately.
Jay! Not banned anymore!
Seriously, what is wrong with posting an ass? I've seen way sicker stuff on Newgrounds.
At 1/3/04 05:03 AM, red_skunk wrote: I'm going to try to organize a petition to get somekind of standard 1 megapixel minimum with those crappy ass freebie digital cameras!!!
that pictures could be anything
Then guess what this is! All hail the digital camera!
But it's not a monkey.
Actually, I am Osama and nobody has noticed mwuhahahahahaha.
At 12/30/03 04:45 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: Jim, if it helps, I dont know what half the people here are on about anymore :P
I thought that was the whole idea of this thread.
By the way, I like monkeys.
At 12/27/03 03:15 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You don't even have 200 posts yet you're trying to get into the Lounge.
I've got over 200! Does that mean I'm cool and accepted and you won't lock me up in my locker and burn my dungeons and dragons rulebook?
Yeah, that one. And I think they also didn't really like the cartoon I made.
Okay, perhaps there is some confusion about the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan/veganist:
-A vegetarian does not eat meat.
-A veganist does not eat anything containing animal products.
Comprende?
At 12/25/03 09:20 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote:At 12/25/03 07:28 AM, Veggiemeal wrote: I DON'T need to take vitamins fuckwad.Ok, I see your point, however the use of profanity only has a negative effect upon your arguement.
The only problem is B12, wich you can compensate with vitamins pills. See?
Wait, wait wait. I thought you said you dont need to take vitamens. Thank you for proving my point.
That's called knowing what the hell you're talking about.
Perhaps you should learn what your talking about. First you say you dont need vitamens, then you say you take them to get your B12.
READ DUMBASS!!!!!!! I don't need to take B12 pills, since I drink milk and eat eggs! It's VEGANS who need B12 pills, and I am NOT a VEGAN. Jesus christ, do you have any idea what it's like to debate with someone who doesn't even bother to read what you're saying?
At 12/25/03 11:26 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: How many times do you think his mind has drifted to how hot a Prime Minister's wife is, so he can masturbate to the mental image later?
Hahahaha, I have yet to see one hot Prime Minister's wife.
let's not forget that masturbation also causes insanity.
That's bullshit! I masturbate every day and nothing is wrong with me! Even my purple three headed monkey agrees with me on that!
Okay, but seriously people. I really think masturbation should be outlawed everywhere. First of all, it is against the will of god, and secondly it is not healthy. Therefore, I think we should make everyone wear boxing gloves until they get married, and after they have produced 2,1 children we should cut off the man's dick and kill the woman. If any unmarried person is getting caught without his boxing gloves on he should be executed immediatly, or at least have his dick cut off. That way, we can become the bible-loving world God is dreaming of.
I did it once, and i got banned for even more than a week.
At 12/24/03 02:33 PM, Dagodevas wrote: Your ideals discriminate and deny people of their rights to have a home and a decent living. Ideals should be honorable and should respect people despite differences. No one who condones violence can have decent ideals.
Yes, I do discriminate people for being assholes. Terrorists are assholes to, right? Well, these people are terrorising animals, and I don't think it's right to have a home and a decent living at the cost of an innocent animal. If you don't think my ideals are honorable, then I just have three words for you: Fuck you (go ahead and call me immature). By the way, I do not support violence mkay? I'm merely saying I can understand why these people act this way.
At 12/24/03 04:07 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: IF your veggie diet is so health why do you need to take vitamins and nutritional supplements? Why do soo many vegan suffer from lack of iron? People were built to eat meat.
I DON'T need to take vitamins fuckwad. Before you start spraying bullshit think about what you say. Second, Vegan's do not suffer from lack of iron. You can get iron out of a lot of green vegetables. The only problem is B12, wich you can compensate with vitamins pills. See? That's called knowing what the hell you're talking about. By the way, people are not built to eat meat. Do we have claws? Strength? Big jaws with sharp teeth? Man, we even get sick when we eat raw flesh!
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And if that doesn't convince you...
THE PROBLEM
Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.
Myth:Masturbation is harmless.
Reality:Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.
Myth:Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality:Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.
Myth:Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality:Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
Myth:Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for Masturbation being outlawed.
Reality:Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law.
Myth:But everyone's doing it!
Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.
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THE SOLUTION
How to stop the current epidemic of Self-Abuse in America? We need the same tactics and the same kind of get-tough attitude that has been so successful in the War On Drugs!
Control of Paraphernalia: Drug abuse has been slashed by the outlawing of drug accessories such as syringes and marijuana pipes. If we are to get tough on Masturbation, we must eliminate Masturbatory paraphernalia. This means outlawing such things as:
1. "Personal Vibrators" and other Masturbatory devices such as dildos and blow-up dolls.
2. ALL indecent art. This includes paintings, sculptures and photographs. We don't need the Victoria's Secret catalog! Simple, modest underwear would sell itself and minimize unGodly temptations.
3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.
Intensive urine testing: Science has discovered that men produce sperm cells constantly. All that sperm has to go somewhere! If an unmarried man doesn't masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in his urine. It would be very simple to require unmarried men to submit frequent urine samples, which could then be examined under a microscope. If an unmarried man has a low concentration of sperm cells in his urine, it means he has been having orgasms one way or another! Therefore he is guilty of either Masturbation or Fornication and should be imprisoned! Random urine testing in the War On Drugs has been a very powerful weapon! We should not hesitate to harness it for use in the War On Masturbation!
Zero Tolerance! Zero Tolerance has been a rallying cry in the War On Drugs, and is a policy that should be enacted immediately in the War On Masturbation! Any amount of Masturbation is too much! Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did not give us genitals for entertainment.
Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement.
Can't we use dogs instead? I hate those stupid drooling sons of bitches. They smell, they pant and they shit on the sidewalk.
At 12/23/03 07:39 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: Wanna stop cruelty to animals? Produce ethical meat inexpensively. Vegetarianism is unnatural and ignorant. Even gorillas eat meat, albeit termites, and they're pretty damn peaceful.
Ethical meat is still murder. I'm a vegetarian because I don't support murder of animals. I'm okay with it if you eat ethical meat, that's your choice, but don't call vegetarianism ignorant. I know perfectly well what I'm doing, and I considerd it all well before I made my choice. It's not unnatural either. A good vegetarian lifestyle is way more healthy than a meat diet.
At 12/23/03 09:15 PM, Dagodevas wrote:
It’s called maturity. You should get some.
It's called ideals. You should get some.
At 12/22/03 05:13 PM, 0_OkthxbyeO_0 wrote: My new username and profile pic, yay or nay?
picture is okay, but get rid of the 0_O is your username. it looks n00bish.
At 12/23/03 10:39 AM, Lyddiechu wrote: Animals are not human, they are not sentient, they are for food and for clothing and fuel albeit in a responsible way. I don't advocate uneccesary cruelty, I advocate putting human interests above interests of animals. Goddamnit, its how nature intended. PETA is a terrorist organization if I've ever seen one.
That's the lamest excuse for animal abuse I've ever heard. Animals have feelings, thoughts and needs. You can't threat them like products. You can put human lives above animal interests or even lives. But you can not put human interests above animal lives. That's arrogant and unfair. Those animals never did anything to you, yet you think it's fair to kill them, just to improve your own luxury.
At 12/23/03 02:12 AM, 70TA wrote:is the party of authoritarian, racist, homophobic warmongers like Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Norman Leibmann, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, John Ashcroft, and George W. Bush.You must have them mistaken for someone else because those people are great people.
I believe the majority of those people have a criminal record.
If there was a Republican who supported gun control, drug legalization, gay rights, abortion, against war....Why? We don't need any of that.
Sure, if you like the possibility to get shot everywhere you go, not being able to smoke pot if you want to, not being allowed to marry the man you love or getting rid of an unborn child you won't be able to take care of and like the way things are going in Iraq and Afghanistan right now, than you might not need any of that. Perhaps you don't need it, but a lot of people do.
Well, thanks for making it clear that you don't have any ideas of your own.
