3,058 Forum Posts by "lapis"
At 1/20/05 05:12 PM, lapis wrote: Yay I signed! Now I'll be popular and shit..... :)
ayayay, or maybe they'll hate me for taking an entire page. So I'll just go with the crowd and write next to the others :(
Update!
Yay I signed! Now I'll be popular and shit..... :)
Well, my good sir, LegendaryFrog did post in your thread, and so did the Super Flash Bros. and Piconjo (if you care). I hope you had a huge orgasm. Cherish the memory.
PS I love this thread :)
At 1/20/05 12:23 PM, DanMalo wrote:
These are sad individuals. Its even sadder when you realize that these people paid good money to run around the woods and hit eachother with sticks.
You know you want to join, right? You're just lining in denial. Accept the ninja part of your personality.
At 1/19/05 02:36 PM, Buck_Jamm wrote: Bush is better than the Kerry assclown, thats why i voted bush
Ugh, that's not the point. Just because Kerry is an asswipe doens't mean we can't hate Bush.
Kerry = douche
Bush = aggressive christian-fundamentalist monkey
At 1/19/05 02:27 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 1/19/05 01:55 PM, lapis wrote: They'll just get the British to vanquish you with their superior linguistic skills 0_oG'uh! The French were allies of the Scots, not the English.
Damn, damn, damn! Another brilliant plan that went right into the trash bin! Well, then maybe the French could get the Scots to smite the US with their superior linguistic skills. If they have any. You're Scottish, you tell me :)
At 1/19/05 01:51 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: heres why u dont invade the united states
1 the us marines
2 the us army
3 the usaf airforce
4 the us navy
5 coast guard
all these men and women would lay a wave of hurt on your ass long before you got even close to the united states.. fire missles at your ships and sink them before u got 30 miles off spains coastline
you would loose no matter what
Hmm, so maybe France won't beat the US, but they're crafty bastards. They'll just get the British to vanquish you with their superior linguistic skills 0_o
At 8/23/04 08:03 PM, Baby_Clock wrote: Hey Darktown, there a few items I would like to purchase from your fine establishment.
That should be: "Hello my good man, I am the Pube Muppit. There are a few items I would like to purchase from your fine establishment.
And now he's given a negative reply, so you should post: "What the fuck?! What kind of gay piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!"
At 1/19/05 01:30 PM, -0706- wrote: I have to puke if I think about my mom having sexual intercourse. She isn't really ugly to other people I guess, at least she isn't fat like your mom.
Yeah well your mother isn't all that pretty either.
At 1/19/05 01:07 PM, HourGlass wrote: pwn isn't a word. I think you ment "own".
Welcome, kind sir n00b.
At 1/19/05 09:02 AM, Post_Apocalyptic wrote: By the way, you mispelled Schwarzeneggar you dipshit!
misspelled Schwarzenegger...
Oh, sweet irony.
Snipe Justin Timberlake! I still love playing it too...
At 1/19/05 09:49 AM, ArcticEntertainment wrote: found.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=220021
LMAO! That guy is funny. It's a pity the thread got locked though, I would have loved to see some serious responses.
At 1/18/05 05:25 PM, Chrome- wrote: Just blam them.
Yeah, I mean, don't watch 'under judgement' entries when you can't deal with crap flash.
OK, solve this:
A local barber only cuts the hair of all the people in the village who don't cut their own hair. Does the barber cut his own hair?
At 1/18/05 05:01 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 1/18/05 05:00 PM, subpar wrote: Actually I thought he was gone.Nope, he's still here.
I think he's been online for over 5 hours now
You got .... dickslapped, I don't care, pwnd is fine for me.
At 1/18/05 01:42 AM, BarferPro wrote: ranggeschiedenis
Lol, what kind of fucked up translation site said 'ranggeschiedenis'? It isn't in the dictionary, I don't even think it ever existed as a dutch word. You should sue those bitches.
At 1/17/05 09:06 AM, Megy wrote: Piconjo doesn't have to be Mormon to have six wives.
Slightly off-topic perhaps, but have you checked your Blam/Protect ranking lately?
and here's another:
"B" January 9, 2004
Reviewed by: Marth_Diggins Overall Score: 0
Oh, I get it......"B" is for Blam-- as in-- 'More Blam Points for me!" -____- Strawberry_Clock....ure a dumbass.
Graphics: 0 Sound: 0 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0
I love the part where he calls SBC a dumbass when he's the one who thinks that he can get a blam point by voting 0 on a submission that passed more than 2 years earlier.
At 1/16/05 07:00 PM, -Frank- wrote: I made one for you.
ROFL. Here's another one:
At 1/16/05 06:16 PM, HeinousDude wrote:
Damn Japanese apes.
Retarding down everything.
Can't write real poems.
Quoted for great justice.
At 1/16/05 06:17 PM, bluemidgetguy wrote: Benjamin Franklin - When your doing your partner doggy or anal while they're holding a kite in a lightning storm!
lol, come on, this isn't hard.
Charles Darwin - When you're doing your partner doggy or anal while she's studying Galapagos turtles.
Muhammad Atta - When you're doing your partner doggy or anal while she's flying a hijacked plane into the WTC.
Josh Bedn - When you're doing your partner doggy or anal while she's hacking illwillpress' account.
At 1/16/05 06:02 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: Since i like poetry so much i will give you the definition of a Haiku in my own words for all those dumbasses who don't know.
Wow you're really smart
But you just forgot one type
The South Park haiku
(it's 5/7/5 and by definition crap, like the one above)
At 1/16/05 03:35 PM, NanoBeer wrote: here ya go
Awesome, I think I'm actually going to use it
At 1/16/05 05:51 PM, Aapo wrote: QUESTION!
How many of you would actually know what a haiku is, if it wasn't for South Park?
They told me in school
We had far too much spare time
So we made haikus
At 1/16/05 05:39 PM, -Zef- wrote:At 1/16/05 05:35 PM, pink-beer wrote: lol haikus dont have to rhyme you knowomfg dumbass it was a rap!
Pink beer is a twat
only joking har har
wait i take that back!
on-ly jo-king har har
six syllables, instead of seven. >:(
Allow me to fix it:
-Zef- is a retard
only joking har har har
wait i take that back!
