3,058 Forum Posts by "lapis"
It took me 7 years to get black... that's when I quit. Any blue-belted Korean would still totally kick my ass though. Good luck with your yellow belt exam.
At 5/2/05 06:34 PM, Mr_leprechaun wrote: i dont know why they picked the name goths. the goths were a old army around roman time and they lost the fight against rome and all died
Well, they sacked Rome (before the Vandals) and the Western empire was eventually destroyed, so they didn't lose. Their offsprng just blended in with the population of the countries they conquered , so they didn't really die. It's also an architectural style in medieval times.
I'm voting 'no' just because I hate the direction the EU is going. They're sending us all kinds of crappy propaganda saying "The EU is great" and "The EU loves democracy", but no one ever asked the Western citizens if they wanted nations like Poland and Czech to join. And now they're thinking about letting Romania and Turkey join. Next it will be Ukraine and then what? Russia? Afghanistan? They should ask Canada or Japan to join - at least they share our values. When I was born, Poland and Czech were still among our archenemies, and now we're all supposed to love each other. The EU used to be a trade federation, now it's a bureaucratic monster that consumes our national bugets and forces unwanted laws on it's civilians.
The constitution forces all nations to enlarge their military every year: I mean wtf? They spend it on cruise missiles worth millions used to blow up tents somewhere in the desert. And it forbids the EU members to nationalize former state companies. Only one retard has to privatise our water supply and we're stuck with expensive water forever.
One European foreign policy? Yeah right. The EU says we're not joining this war America started against some random nation and Britain, Italy and the Eastern nations will support it anyway. Look at Iraq. It won't change - all nations only care about their own interests anyway. One European nation is a pretty lame dream that might one day come true, but not in the next hundred years, and certainly not if we keep letting Easterners in.
But it won't matter anyway - the French will off the constitution anyway, so it doesn't really matter. And the EU and most of it's hated laws will stay intact anyway - so vote whatever you like: your vote isn't worth shit. God I love democracy.
You'll have to use MS DOS for this one.
At 5/1/05 04:11 PM, ilsoft wrote: So 0110110111 would be 438 and 011011010 would be -438.
No, 011011010 would be -182.
Lol - I suck for even noticing it.
At 5/1/05 03:30 PM, MarchOfFlames wrote: My dream girl is here (no shes not a trannie)
I'm just curious: what's this object used for? I can't even imagine the places that thing must have been.
At 5/1/05 01:38 PM, Catsofthebase wrote: And yet, if we did nothing......
Then the Soviet Union would have collapsed anyway because their economy didn't exactly boom. Those 50,000 American soldiers and 1.1 million Vietnamese all died for nothing. It just showed that you can't conquer a country when 90% of the population hates your guts, unless you kill them all.
At 5/1/05 01:09 PM, R3dF0x wrote: I luff little piggies...
aw, they're so cute ^-^
At 5/1/05 12:56 PM, TigerDemon wrote: DID YOU READ ALL OF HIS POST? He said that if they really piss him off he wiil say something and that guy really pissed me off. Thats all. I just wished to show him that his country is no better than America. Please think a little next time.
So when someone says something bad about your country, it's 'smart' to dis back and turn the thread into a flame war? Don't use words like 'smart' and 'think' if you get all emotional when 'kids' and 'pussies' say something you don't like. They talk trash, you talk trash - I can't see the difference.
At 5/1/05 12:49 PM, TigerDemon wrote:At 5/1/05 12:47 PM, Zel0s wrote: I know and see more Americans bashing other countries without a shred of proof. I'm sure that's ok though. I think everyone should shut up about the whole country bashing thing. Everyone has their own opinion about other nations and bashing is not going to make the other person admit the problems you accuse their nation of having. I've got my opinions but I keep them to myself unless someone says something that really angers me to the point where I have to stoop to their level.This is the first smart post. I agree that we all have issues and should look at ourselfs before we talk about others. Congrats on being some one with a brain and what not.
^_^Tiger^_^
He's saying: people shouldn't dis other countries. You just ripped on Finland, so according to your logic, you're just as fucking stupid as those kids and pussies that you hate so much. Go you.
At 5/1/05 11:49 AM, TigerDemon wrote: Hmmm Well atleast we never helped the germans by allowing them to go through our country. That and we stayed out of it for a time but we did jump in. So thats moot point. As for the war on Terrorism at least we are doing SOMETHING. Who cares if people dont like it
Yeah you invaded Iraq, a country which had nothing to do with 9/11, and now it's a haven for terrorists and people get blown up daily. Not doing anything still beats doing things wrong. I hate terrorists so I yell at Pygmies.
Who cares if people dont like it
At 5/1/05 10:52 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Actually, my country:
doesn't have a president who has a ob/com for war
doesn't have shitty schools
has free healthcare, for all.
isn't in a war that is wrong
doesn't kill thousands of civilians
didn't out Saddam into power
didn't help Saddam gas Kurds and Shiates
Also, our country didn't train Osama
So yeah, I think I can safely say that we're better.
If Finland is so great, then why do you have one of the highest suicide rates among men?
At 4/26/05 03:57 PM, -skunkpunkrunner- wrote: The Only things that apply to me:
-Masturbates.
-Eats too little
-Sleeps too excessively.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
OMG five hits - you're goth. Your parents should seek immediate attention through conselling, prayer and parental guidance to rid you of Satan's temptations :0
Bob Saget is king. He must be the funniest person alive.
Hehe, not when it comes to moral issues. There's gay marriage in Holland and Belgium, and now Spain is also legalizing it. Christianity is getting weaker in Europe. And a lot of countries are also getting softer on people smoking cannabis. All this while America is getting more conservative by the minute. So there.
This one time, I ran into Oscar Wilde and he was all like: "Dude, I don't like your hair, so I'm a smoke yo' black ass". Then he drew two Ingrams but I was used my Kamehameha before he could fire so I was lucky. And then I conquered Vanuatu and now I'm sitting here smoking crack while beating up people who like bluegrass.
True story.
At 4/22/05 05:45 PM, Pillullis wrote: It would be cool if Battle Royale had an Anime! Hot Anime chicks killing each other....
*drools*
>_>... I have no social life...
No anime chick can beat Chiaki Kuriyama.
At 3/14/05 05:53 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: This is what's so fucked up with the American justice system. It's not about finding out the truth, but about winning the case. I think he should be put in jail REGARDLESS of whether he did it or nor. THAT is justice.
That's not even the worst part about the American justice system. I mean, what kind of sick, depraved country would make child molestation illegal in the first place? Especially when the guy who did it used to be a pop idol. Come on... >:(
The first, the second and the last one. All of these are instant classics.
And let's not forget:
One p3n0r 2 rule them all (funnier than all the 'one ring' episodes put together)
Piconjo 007 (it's not by Piconjo but it's an awesome tribute)
His very touching 9/11 tribute
And this one for all the Yaoi fan-girls
I'd nominate them all but I'm too lazy to find all the links :(
At 2/26/05 02:14 PM, TwoStar wrote:At 2/26/05 12:46 PM, RavenClock wrote:We are superior beings.Please do tell me why you guys are better than them?
SS > nockz n illwillpenuz
I guess modesty isn't your forte.
At 2/4/05 06:51 PM, macdeth wrote: Anyone that fails scuicide is a fucking retard. If you're gonna kill yourself, do it properly like hang your black ass, or shoot yourself. Not poke yourself in the fucking eye. Hahahahaha.
Right on. If you insist on doing it, at least do it right. Fill the bathtub, go sit in it and drop the television in. Quick, simple and efficient. But a lot of artists have attempted suicide and failed. It's just a cry for attention and a way of saying how much your life sucks although you're rich and famous. Whiners ... :)
I bet he spent his entire life dreaming about reaching the top, and now he did so he gouged his eye out. Now that's some way to live your dream. Or maybe he was high on something bad.
At 2/1/05 03:22 PM, Reverend_Baby_Clock wrote: philosophy
Hi, can I buy some of your acid?
Oh fuck you man. I'm not getting banned for posting in a spam thread again! :(
Someone ban this guy please! Please? :'(
Oh, and : sjnklsdjklfhljng
At 1/17/05 01:14 PM, Mayhem_N_Bedlam wrote: How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck, wood?
Pi. Squared
At 1/17/05 01:19 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote: How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
the sine of 3/2
At 1/17/05 01:21 PM, Mayhem_N_Bedlam wrote: how many trucks can a tow truck tow if a tow truck could tow trucks?
hmm, tricky, but the answer would be: -78.74746325
At 1/17/05 01:21 PM, -0706- wrote: How much fucks fucks a fucking fuckfucks up to fuck fucks fucking fucks up the fucking bss?
Once again: Pi. Squared. Naturally.
At 1/19/05 06:06 PM, Mayhem_N_Bedlam wrote: If Peter Pecker could pick a pepper, how many peppers could Peter Pecker pick?
approximately 0.73464736 + 0.485883584 * I
At 1/19/05 06:18 PM, GenresAndSeries wrote: How many cunts could my big dick fuck if my big dick could fuck cunts?
Fourteen.
WRONG! The correct answer is: 13.98489845984
At 1/20/05 05:28 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
0
All your questions answered! What more can one ask :)
