3,058 Forum Posts by "lapis"
lol, here's some:
Sexual Sensations!
I know, it's flash, but it's the best around. And, for the record: I didn't finish watching it.
It's funny... I remenber when 'Elmo Dies' was under judgement. I thought it was okay so I made a two-line review giving it a 7. Two months later, 7 out of 7 'people' thought it was helpful and I was like: 'what the hell'. It smelled fishy. Elmo Dies barely passed judgement though, it was almost blammed. 4.02 rating my ass.
At 1/9/05 03:39 PM, Nowan wrote: I'll make an account saying that I'm the pope, will i be adored then?
Naturally. Just try it, it must work. I know I'll adore you. *cough*
Err, okay, he lives in Germany (right?). So it's about 9:18 PM or something at his place. Still early....
It's kinda early, but since you're 13 and all, good night.
At 1/9/05 02:39 PM, Soul_Chamber wrote: Thats your opinion
Damn straight. That's the whole fucking point. That's OUR opinion. Don't agree with it? Vote 0 and shut the fuck up. Piconjo rips on LF, so toadies make parodies about the epic kisses. That's okay, it's only the internet. Just don't whine about it on the BBS. To me, LegendaryFrog's movies are 5 minutes filled with tweening without a single laugh. You love them. That's okay, I won't a 'omg stupid toadies' thread. Make a decent anti-piconjo movie or I'll call the whaaaaaaaaaaambulance on your ass.
He takes Ninja classes, has several violent encounters with other ninjas and spends the rest of his life masturbating to ninja porn.
And he went to ninja heaven.
edn
He's laughing because there are no mods online to lock this thread and ban his ass.
Goldencat is annoying in an amusing way, you're just plain annoying.
Summary: Goldencat > j00
Fo' shizzle
At 1/7/05 09:06 PM, ShitPissFuckCuntTits wrote: Same country?
You guys who are from one of those two, tell me how they differ.
</ignorant American>
Right now it's about 2 AM in Scotland and Ireland, I guess. You should have posted this earlier. (Why am I still wasting my time on the Newgrounds BBS? Damn I should go to sleep.)
w00t!!! The saviour actually posted! And he gave us all hope!
At 1/3/05 02:20 AM, xritualfaminex wrote: holy words that should be added to the bible
Can I suxx your pen0r now?
<3
At 1/7/05 08:40 PM, neogeo0823 wrote: and that is my story. and no one has answered my question yet, why did you all pick your screen names?
I tried a couple, but they were all taken, and I didn't want a lame number in my screen name, so I started typing random latin words, and this one worked. Happy now?
At 1/7/05 08:16 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote: But what if I got shocked?
That would hurt, I guess. Damn. A rectal shock. Painful. Ask Dobio, he tried everything.
At 1/7/05 08:05 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote:At 1/7/05 08:04 PM, lapis wrote:Yeah, I mean, come on, everyone did at some point in his/her life. It's really trippy. You see all kinds of fractals and shit. And you can compute Pi up to 100,000 decimals.Really? That's interesting. I just got shocked.
Hmm, that's weird, maybe your mouth isn't electric shock-proof. I'd suggest sticking the 'mouth' end up your anus. Maybe that'll do the trick.
At 1/7/05 07:59 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote: Has anyone ever plugged one end of a link cable in their mouth and the other end into the calculator?
Yeah, I mean, come on, everyone did at some point in his/her life. It's really trippy. You see all kinds of fractals and shit. And you can compute Pi up to 100,000 decimals.
It's like beer, it isn't addictive as long as you don't use it too much. But overuse hurts your mind, it encourages depression and psychosis. It's okay if you do it once or twice a week. And it usually makes me sleepy - I prefer beer.
At 1/7/05 07:33 PM, Etch-A-Sketch wrote: That reminds me of "bad santa"
lolz. Cool. I haven't seen it yet. I hate to go off-topic, but is it worth watching?
At 1/7/05 07:21 PM, Etch-A-Sketch wrote: Yes, you can now photoshop etch-a-sketch...
photoshop sucks. MS paint rules.
Bwahh! You're a stoner.
At 1/7/05 07:53 AM, -Akula- wrote: The ppl of Holland donated 12.4 Million Euros.
???? More like 112 Million Euros. At least the fundraiser site says so. It's in dutch, so I'll tranlate: there was a huge televison event last night, both public and commercial television worked together to organise it. A lot of dutch artists performed, and they raised 112 million at midnight. So stop your bitching about 'those European cheapskates'.
Well if we're going for the politically incorrect jokes, here's mine:
What's the difference between a jew and a bucket filled with crap?
The bucket
Damn, I just lowered my standards :(
At 1/6/05 07:00 PM, LV10 wrote: ive been eatun these sun flower seeds and they taste like bbq.
Are they like drugs? You must tell me, I'll try anything :)
Wasn't that movie called Guga Guga Dance like a few minutes ago? I remember it being under judgement.
At 1/6/05 06:29 PM, -ArcshinE- wrote:At 1/2/05 02:58 PM, -Yanni- wrote: this months KOTP is greekCongradulations? Meh There should be a map where it shows where all the Kings are from, and see what countries or place has the most talent.
TheFireBrigade, (he made the boyscout series), who was king of the portal once, was dutch :) And Klacid is from australia I guess, and knox is frrom texas or something like that. I can't remenber any others, the admins should make some stats about this.
lame attempt at ms paint sig creating.....
You knoe, that one part in .'the epic kiss' where Piconjo kissed LegenfairyGrog, it was so romantic, my heart was pounding so hard, I nearly had a stroke.
At 12/30/04 06:19 PM, SoulShadower wrote:At 12/30/04 05:23 PM, Shrapnel wrote: Read the entire thread before posting.6 pages? I don't think so >_<
Read the entire thread before posting.
Read the entire thread before posting.
Read the entire thread before posting.
Read the entire thread before posting.
Read the entire thread before posting.
o_0 you actually posted without reading all the 6 pages? You naughty little rascal. Oh, and Madagascar > America. Yeah, I said it.
Just asking: don't you Americans have vacation around christmas and new year's eve? If so, then why the hell are you discussing math problems?
At 12/30/04 01:33 PM, CrimsonGlory wrote: hawehaha, god dammit, I have another, stupid, easy, question.
so like, negative C/(2/3) = pi/1
How would I solve fo C, no decimals allowed.
Would I be right if I said it was negative 2pi/3?
pi/1 = pi
C/(2/3) x 2/3 = pi x 2/3
so c = the square root of -1
At 12/29/04 10:33 AM, Barry_Fanilow wrote:At 10/14/04 08:10 PM, SlicedOranges wrote: Well, StrawberryClock is among us. AKA Coolboyman.I've still never seen proof of this, and dont believe it.
This movie really makes the theory more credible. Or Coolboyman surpasses Bedn in being an awesome hacker.
