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Author Search Results: 'Lagerkapo'

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Topic: before god made the universe

Posted: 04/14/09 02:34 AM

Forum: General

At 4/14/09 02:29 AM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: What did the original singularity come from..... the little bastard keeps me up at night with it's retarded mystery.

The choice. It was either nothingneess or somethingness. The choice in and of itself created somethingness.

The beauty of it is that you can experience it without understanding it.

If you truly understood it it would cease to be, because you would BE the entirety of it. To be all of everything at once is just that: at once: a static singularity.

In order to experience it you cannot understand it.


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Topic: MissAllanPoe - homeless?

Posted: 04/14/09 02:31 AM

Forum: General

Wait, I'm not in on this crowd...

Quick! Someone give me some dirt to throw so I fit in!

But either way, homelessness sucks. Shauna, if that be your name, do know that at least one newgrounder Legitimately gave you good wishes in your situation. Shit'll work out. Always does.


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Topic: before god made the universe

Posted: 04/14/09 02:23 AM

Forum: General

Originally it was a singularity. The entire universe compressed into a space the size of a proton.

Then, there was a discrepency. It grew and expanded, multiplied.

And here we are, infinite discrepencies trying to figure eachother out and calling it "God."


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Topic: Lust and Love

Posted: 04/14/09 02:17 AM

Forum: General

Luuuuust. And Limeration, for those of you who could possibly understand.

But never love...


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Topic: Is it sad?

Posted: 04/14/09 02:15 AM

Forum: General

At 4/14/09 02:13 AM, Jezuz wrote: It makes you feel bad that their parents have to deal with them on a regular basis.

Naw. I enjoy the boost in self-esteem.

And the easy lunch.


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Topic: Seniority and Such

Posted: 04/14/09 02:12 AM

Forum: General

Although there is the "in" factor of understanding old memes, I think whether or not you have something worthwhile to say is generally unrelated to how long you've been around.


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Topic: Is it sad?

Posted: 04/14/09 02:11 AM

Forum: General

At 4/14/09 02:03 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Wait until you try to turn your gun with your mouse to shoot your cat when it gets in the way of the screen.

Lulz. I've used "ns" as a compliment on a good rip before. Granted I was talking with another WR junkie.

At 4/14/09 02:06 AM, Jezuz wrote: At least you aren't loling in real life.

Oh no. The only lulz I IRL is "lulz," and only in context.


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Topic: Is it sad?

Posted: 04/14/09 02:03 AM

Forum: General

Is it sad that I've played SO much War Rock in the last few weeks that my fingers automatically and without fail revert to the WASD position whenever I'm at a computer?


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Topic: Name some music?

Posted: 04/14/09 01:58 AM

Forum: General

At 4/14/09 01:41 AM, Gianfri wrote: What could you do with a perfect circleand some tools? :D Some Maynard probably.

Don't forget about Puscifer. Maynard's one true success.


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Topic: Death: Slow And Painful Or Quick?

Posted: 04/14/09 01:57 AM

Forum: General

At 4/13/09 10:52 PM, Judzfell wrote:
At 4/13/09 09:10 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:
Call me. Please?
I've tried but i realize i need your number first.

Just search your heart, you already know it.


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Topic: Screaming at the TV.

Posted: 04/13/09 10:45 PM

Forum: General

FUCKING LAGGER!

FUCKING HACKER!

War rock.

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Topic: Toms are funny

Posted: 04/13/09 10:44 PM

Forum: General

Oh man, they just love it when I puff up.

Fukken stoner bitches...

All night loooooooong.


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Topic: Who would you want to punch?

Posted: 04/13/09 10:42 PM

Forum: General

Anyone who looks at me. And anyone that doesn't look at me.

It's up to you. Punk.


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Topic: KnightsoftheCircl e = Gay dickbutt!

Posted: 04/13/09 10:40 PM

Forum: General

Oh wow, really?

That completely impacted my day.

Happy birthday guy.

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Topic: New User Help

Posted: 04/13/09 10:38 PM

Forum: General

I love how nobody's posted links yet.


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Topic: Name some music?

Posted: 04/13/09 09:20 PM

Forum: General

Oh wow. You have a long way to go mate.

Let's start with electronica: Hallucinogen, Shpongle, Infected Mushroom, Buddha Bomb, Prometheus, Bluetech, Juno reactor, Skream, DJ nosferatu, DJ tiesto, Dragonfly, Ott, Entheogenic, Bluetech, Shulman, Aavepyora, DJ Shadow, Rabbit in the Moon, Jekyl and Hyde.... I could go on all day.

Metal: Mayhem, Bathory, Bloodbath, Necrophagist, Rotting Christ, Nile, Melechesh, Xasthur, Burzum, American Head Charge, Otep, Opeth, Ulver (their early music was [Krveg ass] black metal), Leviathan, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, The Angry Samoans, Arsis, Behemoth, I could go on all day...

For starters.


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Topic: Death: Slow And Painful Or Quick?

Posted: 04/13/09 09:10 PM

Forum: General

At 4/13/09 06:20 AM, zinzan91 wrote:
At 4/13/09 02:18 AM, Judzfell wrote: I really enjoy reading your replies to threads XD
Jeez at least buy him a drink first...

Jin: Wow... I feel used and special at the same time...

Jud: No. If they start out buying me things, they do not stop buying me things. He knows how to play his cards. All the way to second base.

Call me. Please?

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Topic: My Stand Up

Posted: 04/13/09 02:15 AM

Forum: General

Hey, you're funnier than half the shit on TV.

Keep at it.


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Topic: I want everything free

Posted: 04/13/09 02:07 AM

Forum: General

So what you're telling me is that you want everyone around you to do work and pull slack simply to appease you? While you sit there a drain and a leech on society meriting NOTHING you have?

We'd be better off taking a bullet to your brain stem.


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Topic: Death: Slow And Painful Or Quick?

Posted: 04/13/09 02:05 AM

Forum: General

Well either way i'm dead...


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Topic: Trolls

Posted: 04/13/09 02:04 AM

Forum: General

You generally present valid points, but I think the fact that you think you are smarter than everyone kind of hurts your cause.

Spreading knowledge is fine but you don't have to shove it down people's throats.


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Topic: Ebay epic fail

Posted: 04/13/09 02:00 AM

Forum: General

I dunno, I think you're both kind of running in the special olympics here...


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Topic: Mad Magazines?

Posted: 04/10/09 03:17 AM

Forum: General

I thought they were silly in fifth grade...


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Topic: Easy Steps to Going Insane.

Posted: 04/10/09 02:54 AM

Forum: General

1: Eat copious amounts of LSD.

2: Eat even more.

3: Get to the point where you can't get a grip on anything.

4: Eat more.

5: Eat more.

6: If at this point you can spell your name, eat more.

7: Eat more.

8: Repeat 1-7 as necessary.

Take it from experience...


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Topic: The new pepsi logo.

Posted: 04/10/09 02:49 AM

Forum: General

I despise marketing and everyone who sells themselves out in order to make money marketing products.

In the immortal words of Bill Hicks:

"If you're in marketing, kill yourself. I'm serious."

But back on topic, I think it's fucking stupid and the only reason it's noticeable at all is that they used their old logo for so long. The logo in and of itself is nothing special, it's the change that garners attention.

Fucking marketing fags.


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Topic: Acoustic or Electric?

Posted: 04/10/09 02:47 AM

Forum: General

If you're just learning pick up an acoustic. It's harder to play and you don't need an amp. It's better for training your fingers because it requires more pressure.

When you pick up an electric after 6 monts of acoustic it's like butter.


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Topic: If you had your own monument!

Posted: 04/10/09 02:45 AM

Forum: General

At 4/10/09 02:40 AM, Ozcar wrote: But I already have it...

I hadn't noticed how many images of mine are on Google...

>:o

Holy hell I haven't seen you post in a good six months.

Maybe it's the hours I log on...


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Topic: Neodymium Magnets..

Posted: 04/10/09 02:41 AM

Forum: General

Make a perpetual energy machine.

And don't even TRY to tell me that it's impossible. Inward facing (approx. 21.5-22 degree angle) circle of magnets with outward polarities shielded. Circle of magnets inside facing (same angle) out with inward polarities shielded. Put internal circle on rotor attached to transformer.

Free energy. Forever. I've seen it work.


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Topic: If you had your own monument!

Posted: 04/10/09 02:36 AM

Forum: General

The entire world is a monument to my exalted grace. What are you talking about?


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Topic: The whole 'reincarnation' idea

Posted: 04/09/09 11:15 PM

Forum: General

See, it's not quite that.

Everything, every soul, every atom, is ultimately just a cog in the machine that is the whole. The whole is a static singularity when viewed as a whole, but an infinite multitude of singularities when viewed subjectively (Eg., from the perspective of, say, a human being).

When you die you are returned to the whole. Your experiences and learning from your life are contributed to the entirety of existence. Meaningless as they become, they are still a part of it, and integral as any other.

You then return again to subjectivity.

There is no time, space, entropy or even any change when the whole is viewed as a whole. Eg., objectively. It is a static singularity. It is everything at once. "past, present, future." All of it at once.

These lives are experience. The whole has no experience. is nothing but perfect balance.

The parts, however, can experience the whole subjectively. They can actually see the whole from a point of view that seems to change, progress and approach a balance. Relativity. Incompleteness which allows for the illusion of change.

Consciousness is simply the other side of the coin from entirety. It is infinite in its variations because the only way a truly static singularity can be is for it to be EVERY possible variation of EVERY possible thing at once.

The beauty of it is that one can experience it without understanding it.


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