Offer to accommodate his genitals.

At 9/27/09 10:24 PM, Chdonga wrote: Why didn't he just delete the files?

You can retrieve deleted files off a hard drive.

Probably technically yes, but no one would give a fuck because it would be awesome.

Lucky for me, almost all my friends are nerdy in some way or another.

At 9/16/09 11:40 PM, Cericon wrote: 7,000.

Wow, 7,000 kids? No wonder you were kicked out. I assume about 6970 other kids were too

The first thing Obama's done in office that isn't shit!

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

Okay

Wait, shit, I replied to you and not Piss or the OP

I'm not a fan of red cream soda. While I won't say its the worst soda ever, it's definitely the worst soda I've had that isn't just some sort of gimmicky limited time only special formulas.

College is pretty cool, but apparently I'm in some tough classes (too early to say yet), and I need a job.

At 9/13/09 11:12 PM, PhyroDragon wrote: Why would you want to logout?

So his mum won't read his posts.

I'm pretty sure any disease kills 4 out of 5 people in Africa.

At 9/13/09 10:12 PM, kikomannnn wrote:

At 9/13/09 10:06 PM, Lagatag wrote: His music is pretty shitty as well.

what an ignorant statement.

Have you heard College DropOut? Late Redistration? Graduation?

Have you heard his productions for other artists? H to the Izzo? Get By by Talib Kweli? This Way by Dialated Peoples?

Of course not. Because you don't know what you're talking about. End.

I hear those songs every fucking day. My roommate loves Kanye so much he would suck Kanye's dick. I hate his music. It's called an opinion.

At 9/14/09 08:46 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Great. Conan has to follow Leno again.

Nope

Leno>News>Conan>Fallon

Actually people die everywhere, not just in LA.

nah, seriously that's messed up. I feel sorry for that guy.

You're just jealous of other people enormous post counts.

Movie- Han Solo
Games- Revan

But if Wade Fulp is Tom Green than who is Wade Fulp?

I enjoy dial up because waiting for pages to load is fun.

Kanye is a prick, I don't get why anyone likes him. His music is pretty shitty as well.

What if I just like the color blue?

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I prefer monday because I only have 1 class on mondays

Intelligence and physical attractiveness aren't mutually exclusive you know.

I had braces like 5 years ago.

Well, 30,000 years ago Aliens destroyed an ancient and powerful race of ice that ruled the world, and then humans came and shit happened.

666? It's the number of the beast

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/13 70057636.html

LOL. Figuring everyone else was trying to be a masseuse this stuck out sorely. I also liked the part where she points out she will not ever meet you ever, don't even ask.

Look at the route number, read where the bus stops? You can usually check out the cities transportation website, or just read the map at the bus stops...

I played DnD once. It was pretty much just me and my other friend fucking around and my other friend trying to be serious

"Hey man, I heard from hashpimp101 that AIDS isn't a big deal anymore"
"Oh shit, that must be fore real! Whoa man, now I can have sex with a dirty prostitute like I always wanted with none of the fear!"
"I know, it's fucking awesome"