She'll definitely have sex with you now that you posted her picture on a website full of wierdos

Go say sorry to Jesus and God for not believing in them

ROFL HEALTH HAS YOU A LEASH.

No seriously, soda is bad for you, so if you don't drink it it's cool, but to most people soda tastes good, so chill out.

Next time he's hitting on a chick, go up, interrupt, and ask him if he remembers that one time he said he'd have sex with his mom

My internet is ok. I mean it works and runs at a moderately fast speed.

At 9/3/09 10:21 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: It'll never catch on. The cancer is what gives cigarettes that distinctive taste.

Don't worry, this will give e-cancer

Oh, hey, well, you haven't returned my messages...

I'm sure you've just been busy though, I mean, it's not like you're avoiding me or anything

If you run at least a mile a day (to start, more once you get in shape) and weigh train 3-4 times a week and cut back on calories you could probably lose at least 3 or 4 pounds a week while gaining a little muscle.

Don't focus on getting laid, find a girl who you actually like and who actually likes you.

Eat, sleep, work/school, internet, weekend, party, repeat

That's epic, no sympathy for him since I doubt he honestly is suicidal, just a punk who wants attention. I know you said he wasn't a bad guy, but he still deserved that one.

Porn isn't illegal unless you are underage, in which case technically have sex is illegal too.

Depends on where you live too, but really, sex is for procreation and continues the species, porn helps horny fucks jack off... :\

I'm in college right now, so I do shit jobs just for some spending money. Over the summer I'm working at a golf course, because at least there I get free golf too :P

Anyone who "needs" a job at younger than 16 wants it for the wrong reasons.

1 small inconvenience for facebook, 1 great victory for Canada

I've been in college :D

Ohio State

All of them, except for my left thumb.

lulz cuz Ninfaildo dusnt haev gunz n bloody lololol

Also, wrong forum

is your friend the English language by chance?

Spontaneous combustion.

You should thank him, as PBR is shit.

His crotch burns with the length of justice

I mean, uh, light

I was expecting Captain Planet tbh

I like a villain who's not necessary bad. Watchmen, for instance, is a good example of this.

they want the sexings

Are you serious?

Not really

What's really funny about meme's is the people who get all butthurt over them

I sleep naked with clothes on.

truth

Woman's jeans and popular-unpopular band t-shirts

Where else are nerds supposed to make friends and feel accepted?