Alternatively, slip something "special" in her drink.

The one with the chick with the big boobs. Ya srsly.

The only game for PS3 I really want is RE5, and it's not even out yet.

Ipod touch. The screen is bigger so it's easier to masturbate to the porn you put on it :D

Nah, touch has internet access capability as well. So, it's pretty sweet. Personally I'd just get an ipod classic though.

I laughed extremely hard at the Safari one.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Moist

2. Are you circumcised?

Half way. I got half way in and the pain was just too much to continue

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

My mouth

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Only on Wednesdays

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Always

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Yes

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Yes

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

No

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

Not since I was 7.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

When you have a raging boner

Dude, she obviously wants your cock in her vagina.

My abs. I have a six pack on a good day

When I've been working out, plus have been eating pretty healthy

Starting at the end of September I wont be jacking off for a long time. Roommates ftl.

I still have my old SNES. It works perfect as well.

Nintendo makes better games... Sony makes better TV's

dumbshit, Sony doesn't make games, and Nintendo doesn't make anything but games/the console for the games

Half Life 2 is just one game

Perhaps you mean The Orange Box, in which case I'd say HL2 is the best.

Fuck you guys, reality dating shows is were it's at

Nah, I don't watch much TV, mainly just Lost, Stargate, and Smallville

I live within an hour of Chicago. Wanna come pick me up?

I have about 3k of my posts in my own Brawl pic thread :O

exaggeration

I don't post as much as I have recently though. Mostly because I devote my time I spend online to CS:S now rather than the BBS.

Pussy, you should have just licked it up. Much easier.

haha

Nvm that, that's no reason to not masturbate again. All semen is the fluid containing your future children.

I laugh at the kids who think games like Half Life 2 were originally for console... I want to kill the kids who think they're better on console >:(

Yes, you are the only one. Sometimes I wake up and go "Shit, it was just a dream D:" but I never really care too much either way as by the time I'm standing out of bed I usually can't even remember the dream.

Get four gigs of RAM.
And 2 video cards would greatly increase your performance, and I believe you'll be able to have two video cards. Unfortunately, my PC can't support 2 video cards yet.

Dark Forces 4, not technically called this, but it is. Real name is Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast. Games go like this Dark Forces->DF2:Jedi Knight-> Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith-> JK2: Jedi Outcast

My favorite game wih an actual 4 in the title is probably Resident Evil 4 though.

MultiCanimefan, I am your father

Invisible? Sneak into the ladies lockerroom >:)

haha, nah, I'd probably become some sort of spy and make shit loads of money from the government

Invincible? Probably the same, just have to go about it in different ways.

I'd teleport everywhere I possibly could. Maybe even to another planet, although that'd be risky as shit, even if astronomers think it has an atmosphere containing sufficient oxygen.

In prison
Don't drop the soap, you're sure to be probed.

I had a dead pixel for a while, then it just worked one day a week or two later. Anyway, it was close to the center of my screen so I used it to no scope with a sniper in some games I play :D

I haven't forgotten about this thread.

I think people might do them less actually... Especially younger kids who only do drugs due to peer pressure or to rebel against their parents/school/society.

I think they're trying to attract a younger audience into Star Wars. I don't mean 5 year olds either, I mean they're trying to attract young teens, possibly because anime is pretty popular. I'm not sure why, because Star Wars, though many claim to hate it because it's nerdy or whatever, is always a huge event, breaks some sort of record, and earns more money than pretty much every other release at the time all combined.

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Lol, I play it when I get a knife kill in CS, or just flat out own the shit out of the opposing team.

this

Sell your body :O

world's oldest profession :D