When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

Fall of '03

What do you most enjoy about the site?

The awesome up-and coming artwork and the fact that it's a good place for artists to improve from critiques.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

The shitty mass voting on terrible flashes and most of the retarded BBS posts.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

IRC chat. ;)

It's all about da Tussin!

At 5/2/09 07:42 PM, dobo69 wrote:

At 5/2/09 07:41 PM, Maximus wrote:

At 5/2/09 07:39 PM, dobo69 wrote:

At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: a group (about 5 or so) of latino kids

somebody is a racist.

How's that racist? He was just stating that there lations.

just kidding man, i know its hard to tell because we are typing, but it really was just a joke.

No... you weren't. You're just saying it because you're non-confrontational. Seriously, I fucking hate Lations. Fuck those dirty Lations in their fucking dirty Lation mouths!

At 5/2/09 06:42 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: They are useless. But they make pretty stuff.

Art is useless as Oscar Wilde said. Doesn't mean it doesn't have social importance.

super cool story, bro.

I read Cracked.com too! OMG CLEVER ORIGINAL CONTENT!

Wait... so your rommie's kicking you out for having photos of YOUR girlfriend on YOUR phone? And why the fuck is he going through your phone in the first place?

At 9/18/08 04:33 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I may check them out, I am somewhat intrigued, but I can't tell if they are really what I'm into.

Need to hear a few more songs.

Anyways, my opinion on hair.

No, the real question is, which one would a girl rather fuck? Yeah, I'm going with lefty all the way.

I'd rather hang with the drunkards and gingers.

At 9/18/08 04:32 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Miikro I think.

Yeah. He's a huge fan.

I've seen them live. Greatest fucking concert I've ever been to. Stephen fucking commands the crowd. It was pretty disappointing when Mae came on after and was totally boring. They killed the mood.

Your dad's a cunt. But no worries. I wasn't planned either. My mom was all "I was so glad the condom broke!" Yeah, I'm a broken condom baby. :o

Hah, I work at Gamestop. I'm just sick of the fuckers continually trying to call me in on my day off. >:(

At 9/7/08 06:43 PM, xskatasticx wrote: So your saying you made out with someone, could they have stolen the wallet?

No, it wasn't a stranger. This guy and I have had a thing going back and fourth for a little while now. He's cool.

At 9/7/08 06:44 PM, ZyklonB wrote:

At 9/7/08 06:20 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Also, wallet chains are fucking gay.

huh says you, this kid looks fuckin cool as hell

Shit, I stand corrected.

At 9/7/08 06:31 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I never take more than ten dollars when I go out to places with drugs or alcohol.

So, you never buy your own drinks?

At 9/7/08 06:38 PM, Colbert4Demigod wrote: That happens when you're the best kind of drunk.

Indeed, good sir. But the best kind of drunk is the worst kind of morning in a situation like this. Why is it when I get hammered, I lose my wallet, when someone else gets hammered they wake up in bed smelling like sex and shame?

At 9/7/08 06:41 PM, swaenK wrote: That licks total nuts! $500 is a bitch. I have lost my own wallet a couple times but usually I am flat broke and the only thing lost is my ID. It really sucked because the next day I wanted to go to a concert and I couldn't get in. My friend lost her wallet on vacation one time while we were traveling to british columbia. Man was she super fucking pissed.

It's good to hear I'm not the only person who's totally fucked up like this. Also, I've never lost my wallet before. :(

Yes, but the level of drug use in Amsterdam is much lower as well. You won't see many wake-and-bakers there. Here it's just the mentality of doing as much as possible in as short amount of time as possible. For them, it's just a thing to relax and do every once and a while. They don't even smoke whole joints. Just take a puff or two and then put it away for later.

At 9/7/08 06:18 PM, Reaperyami wrote: That's why you buy a wallet chain my good sir.

Normally I carry a purse, but I don't like to get weighed down when I'm walking around downtown. And NORMALLY my wallet is safely in my pants, but when I get drunk it'll fall out with stupid shit like when I go to the bathroom.

Also, wallet chains are fucking gay.

At 9/7/08 06:10 PM, DrClay wrote: you sure you just didn't leave it at your home and think you had it with you?

Unfortunately, I'm positive.

At 9/7/08 06:11 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: More importantly were there any credit cards, drivers licenses, ID's etc...

One debit card, one driver's license, one TAM card, and one non-cashed work check. The only thing really going for me is that I know everyone down at that bar so if it just fell out of my pocket, they know me and they'll keep it safe for me. I'm almost positive it just fell out, but you never know.

At 9/7/08 06:11 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: Why would you carry $500 cash with you?

It's Vegas, carrying large amounts of cash is normal. What's really fucking angering though is the fact that I was waiting until Monday when the bank opened to deposit it into my account.

At 9/7/08 06:09 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Well how much was in it?

My roomie had just payed me for rent, so around $500.

Yeah, I'm fucked.

At 9/4/08 02:05 PM, doody1 wrote: You sound like such a queer midget.

Well played, good sir, well played!

A word to the wise, children: when you're of legal age to partake in the libations of an alcoholic nature, keep a close eye on your wallet.

Last night, while getting what scientists call "totally and utterly shitfaced", I did not realize that my wallet had either fallen out of my pocket or was stolen. Now a night that was fun and silly and ended on the high note of hot makeouts has resulted in high stress levels, sadness, frustration, anger, and a plethora of other emotions that make me want to punch myself in the face for being so fucking oblivious to the plight of my wallet that, for the majority of the night, was tucked snugly in my back pocket.

tl;dr: Losing your wallet fucking sucks asshole.

At 9/4/08 09:11 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 9/4/08 09:05 PM, ZyklonB wrote: people barely raise their children these days anyways so what does parenting have to do with the way you run a country?

Would you elect someone who beats their children?

Absolutely. And I'd hope they use that same technique as the basis of their foreign policy!

At 8/28/08 09:27 PM, Vrael wrote: 'Fraid You can't do that. It's Men only. Least the one I've participated in Sicily was Men Only.

Ahem.

Yeah, it's one of those things where farmers grow an overabundance of tomatoes and they use the festival to get rid of all the extras in order to keep the price of tomatoes decent. It looks like crazy fun, but have you ever been pelted with a tomato? That shit fucking hurts.

You look like you're about to nonchalantly take it in the ass. But just remember, it's not gay if balls don't touch, or if you're 2 miles off shore. CONGRATULATIONS SAILOR!

Doctor's take a Hippocratic oath. Regardless of their religion, they have to follow that oath, which means administering care to anyone in need.

Christian doctors aren't going to be administering abortions because general doctors DON'T perform abortions. The fact is, have you known any doctor of any religion who's unwilling to administer treatment in order to save a patients life because of religious belief? Every doctor I've known (which has been a surprising number) has never let personal beliefs interfere with patient care. It would be a violation of their Hippocratic oath.

I like a lot of bands that would be considered bad. True, it's only one or two songs, generally, but why are you ashamed? If you enjoy a song and someone else doesn't, it's called an opinion. I always think of Daniel Tosh when people start having arguments over my tastes in music.

"Dave Matthews Band sucks! If that offends any of you, then you are the problem with America because someone had a difference of opinion and you felt personally attacked instead of concentrating on the real problem: why do you listen to shitty music?"

I stopped reading when I saw they spelled "u" instead of "you".

I'll admit, Andy is a bit skinnier, but he and liljim could be brothers.

I think he looks like Andy Andrews from Ghost Hunters.

I don't find Bill Maher funny. :/