At 4/4/09 03:16 AM, narutoshippuden wrote: ...and can people please stop replying unless it answers my damn question?

The hole deepens.

At 10/10/08 09:55 PM, GIRFAN wrote: Garlic+Silver Cross.

Do you know what an atheist is?

At 9/28/08 03:42 AM, NotThe1 wrote: New guy, look forward to posting

...and?

Almost went tldr on your ass... but I got irregularly interested. It sounded like something I would do, mostly because pissing off people in my class is usually fun.

It's based on that person's opinion. If you don't like it, give it a bad review. If other people like it, fuckin' deal with it.

Newgrounds and its damn crybabies.

So... the way I see it:
Dumbass likes dumb girl.
Dumb girls wants big boobs.
Dumbass thinks of dumb way to kill mother.
Busted.
Raped in jail.
Dumbass.

So you already suck major balls, you just haven't admitted it yet?

Ear hole him.

At 7/30/08 12:48 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:

At 7/30/08 12:45 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: What the hell is arisoft?

That is going to be the most frequent question.

BB guns with plastic pellets.

More like epic failures.

At 7/26/08 01:14 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Oh... ALL THE BOYS WANT MY MAN THING c:<

Please. Stop with the homosexuality. We have enough cock jokes regularly. We don't need them taken to another level.

...plus your boyfriend's a ginger.

At 7/26/08 01:16 AM, TOEZ wrote: I've had it up to here with these two-second apart photoshop threads.

Me as well...

My mind has just been blown.

How can Heath Ledger be ALMOST irreplaceable? He's fucking dead...

Wow... uhm. I'm at a loss for words. All I can think of is GET OFF OUR INTERWEBZ!!!

At 7/25/08 11:58 PM, THEJamoke wrote: There she is.....

Miss America....

Fucking win.

This thread kinda proves your point against yourself.

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

Dry.

2. Are you circumcised?

Ha. No.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

Plastic Baggie? Wtf?

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

Occasionally.

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Nope.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

Weekly...

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

Unless I'm shut down in the process... always.

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

Nope.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

On occasions... but not very often anymore.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

Night. More alone time.

At 7/24/08 01:55 AM, DavidArchuletaa wrote: My dick is bigger than any banana in the market.

So big it goes from A-Z?

2:32 right now... over here in the Illinois.

At 7/24/08 03:31 AM, Tugoro wrote: BRAINS, ZOMBIES.

No thanks. I'm full.

One more for me, then I'm off to bed little ones.

Me and my ex-girlfriend were starting to get a little hot and heavy. We weren't gunna go all the way... mostly cause her parents were home and she wouldn't allow it. The bitch... anyways, she decides to reach down and grab my jing-janglers and begins stroking me. It was incredible, then we hear someone coming down the hall. She jumped over to the other side of the bed, sadly yanking on my cock and nearly ripping it off. I screamed in pain as her mother reaches the door.

So basically her mother walked into me on the bed holding my sack in pain as her daughter sat on the opposite sde of the bed laughing. She started to say something but stopped mid-sentence. I left shortly after. I'm not sure what was hoin through her mother's mind... but I could tell it wasn't good.

Beat it - Fall Out Boy ft. John Mayer

At 7/24/08 03:18 AM, Darmealea wrote: Ever had a parent walk in on you screwin' your girl?

I'm not stupid enough to do it while they're home. So, fuck no.

I didn't mind playing as Raiden... but did he REALLY have to take up 85% of MGS2? I mean, Snake is the TRUE main character, right!? Plus, Raiden had drama. Fuckin pussy.

Are there no end to these threads?
Contribution:
Final Fantasy X

I don't like the getting married and having/raising kids concept... I think it's stupid and pointless.

At 7/24/08 03:02 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 7/24/08 02:59 AM, Zanarchy wrote: Yes we are. Thanks for sharing.

Ohlol, I'm going to totally regret telling all of you this in the morning, but hey. I'm living in the moment. :D

Whatever makes you happy, eh.

At 7/24/08 01:51 AM, americanidiot2f wrote:

At 7/24/08 01:49 AM, Toasty4you wrote: Did you know that an anagram for Axl Rose is oral sex?

oh sh-

Did you know an anagram of Xemnas is Man Sex

oh shi-
totally fucking unrelated, shoo kingdom of hearts

I'll never look at Kingdom Hearts the same way again.

Oh... shit.

When's my request up, eh?