Yes, kind NGers, it is that time of the year, once again, to celebrate the most sacred holiday ever created for the sake of being created:

No Shave November

I petition you all to embark on this once-a-year journey yet again to prove that we, the next generation of (insert your country here), are indeed men too, and when the time comes will be able to take / steal the torch from our predecessors. Or we could just stop trying to exmplain such a necessary holiday and just go with it.

Of course there's always the option to continue shaving and risk facing ridicule at the hands of your more manly, rugged friends, but who wants to do that? Srsly.

So come one and all! Throw away your razors, use your shaving cream for something a little more constructive, and embrace the manliness that is No Shave November.

Wow, SmackDown won the battle like that? Really? REALLY?!

Pissed off doesn't begin to cover what I'm feeling. Don't get me wrong, I was pulling SmackDown all the way, but good lord! Talk about horrible

Oh well... onto the final match. I hope Cena wins just for the sheer fact he won't be moving to SD! ... I'd hate to have to stop watching SmackDown too...

you can't prove he exists, you can't prove he doesn't exist. the only trve path is agnosticism. shut up.

At 8/12/09 07:37 PM, Kalandro wrote: FAIL.

You cannot overdose from weed.

Conclusion: You were just tripping out too hard. Your receptors are still fresh. Your a beginner.

Being's I'm fine now I know it's nothing to be too terribly worried about. After pissing and shitting blood for the last couple days, though, iunno.

One of my friends in high school was allergic to pot and apparently he went into shock after smoking it.

I've tried it a couple times in the past and whatever I felt, it wasn't being high. I've heard stories and being high seems enjoyable. Enjoyable was the last thing I've ever felt after smoking. Ever.

So, the other day my friend coaxed me into it. Yeah, I did it 'cause I'm a retard. Anyway, we smoked, put in a movie, and was chillin' out. All was well for the most part, and I pretty much felt drunk.

After about 10 or 15 minutes, though, my entire body felt like it was going to sleep and my vision blurs. After a while that "body-going-to-sleep" feeling spreads to my head and I feel like my brain is bleeding. Shit, this isn't good.

Now, knowing I'm not gonna get into TOO much shit, I talk her into driving my sorry ass to the hospita (lulz)l. Whatever was goin' on wasn't right, and if I'm about to die I wanna know, right?

So about 5 minutes into the drive I can tell my heart is beating like, super-super-super quick (on a side note I have heart problems anyway, and my heart's resting BPM is around 108, roughly 20 BPM higher than any "normal" person), so we're in dangerous terrirory. Now an important thing to remember here is I'm not freaking out, I'm not going off the wall with "OMG I'M GONNA DIEZ SHIT" bullshit. Before too long my joints lock up and I can't take my hands out of the fists that they put themselves into. I basically lose control of my motor skills and my head falls into said friend's lap. My eyes fade to complete white then black, and I can't hear, feel, or see a thing. I have no thoughts running through my head, and I'm just blank. This lasted prolly about 2 or 3 minutes, at which point the feeling began to wear off and I get to feeling relatively okay. Not normal every day okay, but compared to this ordeal, I'm feeling alright.

So after I go home and go to sleep ('cause that's the smart thing to do after you experience something like this, right? lulz), I awake the next day and I feel like I've been lifting weights for about 12 hours straight. I get ahold of my friend and she informs me that the pot was clean, she just felt high, and she only buys from one person.

So, NG, I think I'm allergic to weed. Did I die? Did I go into shock?

Whatever the case may be, I think I'll just stick to fueling my alcoholism from now on.

I reckon I may be one of the few, but when I was in school - hell, even High School - I enjoyed doing all that school shopping bullshit; not so much the IRL variety, but buying new clothes and hoards of other unnecessary bullshit online with the power of a parents' Visa Platinum was always fun. Dunno why, I just always liked the first few days of of the new school year. After about the first week, though, I was aptly reminded why I hated school and stopped giving a shit.

And now, I'm 21 years old and working steadily at Subway! lulz.

stop bitching and go to school, 'lil chillins.

I found this dog wandering around at a barbecue with no collar or any of that shit, so I stole it. I'm expecting one of the other attendees of said barbecue to come beat my ass and take their dog back any day now, but in the meantime I need you to name it for me. I've never named a female dog before and I have no ideas.

Fire away.

Marco. Fucking. Hietala.

Only if he gave me his bass, though.

At 7/5/09 11:38 PM, rahfa wrote: if i woke up with a person i don't know doing a blowjob on me, i would probably say it's rape.

I would probably say "fuck yeah"

Wasn't the time for "summer is finally here" a little over a month ago?

In fact, isn't summer in the early stages of packing it's shit up and making way for Fall or something?

Just asking...

The only theory to all this is that Barack is having celebrities killed off to get back at the white man for what they did... you know, the slavery and all.

He had MJ killed out of hatered of a black man trying to be white.

SPOILER ALERT

I'll say it again... if you read past here, things will be ruined for you regarding next Monday Night RAW.

Is two enough? Okay then.

Well, according to this article, next week's RAW was taped due to it taking place overseas and all.

With this comes spoilers, obviously, and I just can't keep myself away from them. Now for those of you who don't mind reading them, you'll notice next Monday, RAW will announce a match on the Night of Champions card: Randy Orton vs Triple H vs John Cena for the WWE Championship, due to a no-contest matching ending between Cena and Trips.

I don't know why I felt the need to post this here, probably out of sheer aggravation for seeing the same match we've seen countless times, yet again. And the best part is, we get to pay to see it! Again!

RAW is kind of 50/50 for me right now. Yesterday's broadcast was pretty decent in my opinion, but it's crap like this that keeps me from being a 'real' fan of the show as I am with SmackDown! - hopefully the new talent will be enough to pull it out of its rut. Also (as mentioned in the spoilers up there), there'll be a match between Ted DiBiase and Randy Orton, and if this is an attempt to pile on the tension between the two (as we saw a "beginning of the end" of sorts at The Bash), you can bet I'll be tuning in in the future to catch where this is going. Legacy breaking up? Hell, that in itself would make RAW 50% more watchable.

Wasn't DiBiase supposed to turn face due to being in The Marine 2 or something along those lines?

At 6/30/09 06:22 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Maybe two lines, but not 1000 words.

Anyways, Society values on what you have accomplished in your life, the chances are that nether you, nor I, nor the seven teens that got shot will be remembered for their accomplishments.

There.

Other than the fact that the average joe cooks his meals, pays his bills, drives the cop cars that protect his land (yeah, what a joke), waters his flowers, walks his dogs, so on and so forth.

Will we ever see a headline that says "Michael Jackson's Gardener Pronounced Dead"? I don't think so. And compared to other, more common gardeners, that's a pretty big accomplishment if you ask me.

Well I don't smoke weed so I don't have to worry about quitting that. As for alcohol and cigarettes, I haven't not smoked a cigarette for a day in 6 years. My longest period of not drinking booze after I discovered them was about a year and a half.

Good luck in your endevours.

Definitely Cave Crickets, or "Camel Crickets." These things are fucking annoying as all hell, and they're constantly hopping up through the foundation of my house. And the bad news is if you kill one, four more come to it's spot of death... I guess they put out some kind of scent or something when they're smashed to a glob, as you're supposed to vacuum them up alive, or set tape traps and dispose of them accordingly.

Fuck these things. I hate them.

my gf likes mario

ok so today me and my gf were hanging out in the dining room 'n' shit etc.
to be honest i like playing super mario bros., but today she literally ate an orange and red mushroom
i didn't say anything and we made our business, but now i dont know if i should be scared.
is my gf gonna jump on my head and/or throw fire at me? what do you think ng?

here's a pic of her

At 6/30/09 03:22 AM, RaggedyAnarchist wrote: I just couldn't get enough Daria... to a point I actually picked up some of Jane's speech patterns quite by accident, and had to remind myself not to do that.

For the longest time I thought it was the coolest thing in the world to stand like Trent (Jane's brother); until my back started hurting, that is.

Oh the memories of good old-school television. I think I stopped watching Nickelodeon about the time Rocket Power and the show about the girl that could talk to animals were introduced, and consequently they began scrapping some of the better shows, and even replaced Rugrats with "All Grown Up" ... Blasphemy! If only the children of today could be treated to the gems we watched when we were growing up...

[softly over intro riff]
Just write whatever comes to your mind
Remember they don't have to rhyme all the time
Though if you'd like, you could rhyme every line
4/4 is easy - just look and you'll find...

[verse 1]
First you get your subject
Then you'll write some notes
Abridge 'em 'til they're perfect
And fit 'em in a flow

[chorus]
Lyrics aren't hard, sir
Just write what you believe
Perhaps about the world
And all that you perceive

(break for short solo, transition into...)

[verse 2]
Don't be shy 'n bashful
They play a vital role
It isn't a disaster
When you pour your heart and soul

[lead-in to bridge]
Now play it ever proudly
Flaunt it all around
Play your music loudly
And find your perfect sound (you see...)

[bridge]
There's an infinite number of subjects to which you can write
Just don't cloud your brain and bust it all out in one night
Take your time, there's no deadline
Write it down - what's in your mind?

[chorus (x6) - fade out begins at the begining of the third repetition]
Lyrics aren't hard, sir
Just write what you believe
Perhaps about the world
And all that you perceive

wtf am i doing

At 6/30/09 02:58 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: I just remembered Pinky and the brain, and Ka-blam ( could be spelled wrong)

I loved Ka-Blam!, but for some reason the only sketch that I can remember from that show was the one with that naked blond doll.

At 6/30/09 02:40 AM, iscrulz wrote: Tsk tsk you obviously can't see the unbelievable amount of difference a Pioneer HDTV has. You are just saying that because your family is poor. Or you need lasik.

Lol. I'm poor, yes, but my bitch of a mother ain't. She has a 52" HD 'set with some surround sound she got from Best Buy "just because." I'll admit the surround sound is nice as fuck, but I just really don't see the big deal with HD. Maybe it's because I turn a TV on for about 20 minutes a day, but I'm not gonna pay upward of $1000 just so some lines will be clearer.

Maybe I don't get it, iunno. Just doesn't amaze me enough to go burn a bunch of money on some shit I don't need. I'd rather buy beer and not care.

Dude, there's way too many classics to pick just one. You've got Rocko's Modern Life, The Angry Beavers, AAAAH! Real Monsters, Daria, Dilbert (I don't care what anyone says, I love that show), to name but a few.

Never was a big fan of Ren and Stimpy, though...

Sorry to create some video thread, but I figured this to be something you late-night NGers would appreciate.

I don't know what I was initially looking up that brought this up, but I have stumbled upon quite possibly the greatest brainchild of any individual, ever:

Autopsy Babies

Some find it disturbing. Some find it wrong. Some say it's the greatest "art" they've seen. Where do you fall, NG?

I know what I'm gettin' for my birthday...

At 6/30/09 02:35 AM, falz3333 wrote: Does anyone on newgrounds know anything about hd tvs?

I know they're a completely pointless waste of monies. I, along with 99% of all of you I'm sure, grew up with an SDTV and, holy shit - what's this? I can still see the picture just fine.

At 6/30/09 02:11 AM, renzu15 wrote: My neighbor has a white F-150.

Sorry, but anybody and everybody who drives a Ford deserves to die a horrifyingly humiliating death such as being beaten down with a leg.

At 6/30/09 01:58 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 6/30/09 01:57 AM, norcemastero wrote: and have a huge dick

You'll be fine.

What this guy said.

I mean, look at Ron Jeremy. That's one fat, ugly bastard, yet he manages to make a six figure income not because he utilizes his intelligence, but rather he has a huge dick and gets paid to cram it in ladies' asses. While he's eating his favourite foods, no less. That's a fucking dream job right there.

At 6/30/09 02:10 AM, GoofyStayLivin wrote:

At 6/30/09 02:08 AM, l0vemetal wrote:

Isn't your "score" primarily judged on how many replies you get / discussions you stir up in your thread? A shitty thread with 2 replies obviously gets an F-, whereas a good thread with 6 pages of replies gets an F-

yeah but you see threads that just made to stir people up and get alot of angry responses

And consequently get locked within the first 5 minutes of it's creation, whereas a good thread flourishes until the end of time. Isn't that good enough for you?

The BBS is fine as it is... your idea sucks.

At 6/30/09 02:06 AM, GoofyStayLivin wrote:

At 6/30/09 02:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote: This isn't youtube.

We have mods. We don't need that voting bullshit.

well i dont mean for it to work as censorship tool... more like a score

Isn't your "score" primarily judged on how many replies you get / discussions you stir up in your thread? A shitty thread with 2 replies obviously gets an F-, whereas a good thread with 6 pages of replies gets an F-

So it's like YouTube, but run by Pirates? Count me in.

What... the fuck did this guy just say?

I don't know if you're a troll or not, but I for one would classify you as an "attention whore."

Hope this helps.