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Response to: I havn't masturbated in... Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Do it in the shower, it doesn't take that much brainpower to figure that one out...

Response to: "NSFW" doesn't indemnify anything. Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Thank goodness they are taking action, that thing with the dog was horrific!

Response to: I'm now a cannibal! Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

In Soviet Russia, Jesus eats you!

Response to: Funny names for a bar or club Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

At 4/23/08 10:04 PM, TholomewP wrote: Les Bos (pronounced Lay Bo's)

Best South Park episode ever.

Response to: What's your favorite color? Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Mine has to be green obviously.

Sorry.

Response to: If a friend was in a porno movie... Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Most of my friends are girls so I'd tell them to show me what they have in store for me. xD

Response to: Eyes something to do with sneezing? Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Its a fact that if you could sneeze with your eyes open, they would come out of there sockets.

Response to: Star Day Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

You know what I have to say to this?

DRADLE DRADLE DRADLE, I MADE YOU OUT OF CLAY!
DRADLE DRADLE DRADLE, I'D PLAY WITH YOU ALL DAY!

Response to: Music Lyrics - All Time Low - Nsfw Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

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MSN Rapage Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

My friend is spamming, HELP ME!

» This... is... Kieron! « says:
You'll never find time for both of them
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
i'm guna make time for both
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
you know if they cant accept he makes me happy
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
and im having fun spending time with him
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
they they cant be happy for me really
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
bcuz i have fun spending time with them to, but the fact they wander off without me all the time
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
and ignor me when im out
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
i dont see the point really
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
i might as well just hang around with james
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
or get james to cum out with me
» This... is... Kieron! « says:
True
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
but then theyll complain im ignoring them
(R)Michaela.BMP(R)... says:
but i dont care

She wont stop talking my head is going to explode!!!!

Response to: How Dare You Santa!?!? Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Santa is a racist gayfagtard!

I say we assassinate that old man!

Response to: These Underwater Topics... Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

At 4/23/08 07:56 PM, MinusNick wrote: You people wouldn't know humor if it bit you in the bottom.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HUMOUR IF ITS COCK WENT STRAIGHT UP HITLERS ARSE THEN YOUR ARSE STRAIGHT AFTER CAUSING YOU TO HAVE HITLER'S SHIT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE!

Response to: Anyone else jack off before... Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

No you idiot, you get them to give you a handjob!

Response to: Hey, NG, how do i... Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

You grab your cock and shove it up some random guys arse, then it will scan your brain and do it for you!

Response to: Rest in Peace Haltman Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Who the fuck is Haltman?

I'm sick of these motherfucking Haltman's, on this motherfucking thread!

Response to: lolcats should get a movie! Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

I think Lolcats is amusing, I get some laughs out of it once in a while, well, nearly every time!

Response to: Fake girls on NG Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

I bet you get a lot of men pretending to be women and fapping over there fake identities!

Response to: Underwater sex Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

I don't care where it is, sex is great anyway!

Response to: Drinking Underwater? Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

I doubt you could, what a question to ask. xD

Response to: What is IQ? Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

I think it stands for..... Intelligence Quotient.

Thats what it says on Wikipedia, I'm not even sure if you can judge someones intellect based on IQ, I'd say its based on determination and hard work!

Response to: Convince me to get a Wii Posted November 29th, 2007 in General

Don't get one until Brawl comes out, yeah well I'm getting an Elite for Christmas!

Response to: Psp Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

HOW DO I GOT LOL!

Response to: Windows... I broked it! Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

You raped Windows you fucking moron, good going!

Response to: Hurt my knuckles punching a kid. Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

Well, good for you...

Liar...

Response to: What if robots ruled the world? Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

At 11/15/07 03:50 PM, PantyWipe wrote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PjuMAtUpw4c

FUCKING WIN

That robot that looked at the screen looked like it was going to rape someone!

Response to: what would be your last words... Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER"

Then die!

Response to: Your christmas list. Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

I'm getting a 360 Elite, then I'm going to get 1000 Gamerscore on Halo 3 and brag to my friends!

Response to: Is it just me... Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

The name Banana Bread Muffin is amazing, if they had one I would eat it right away!

Response to: M-Bot hates me... Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

You probably don't obey the rules and guidelines!

Response to: I have a slight proablem. Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

Keep posting, you might be the first one to find out!