I heard this strange sucking noise when I clicked on your topic

At 2/26/09 07:35 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: And if you do want to smoke it, don't keep it in school for Gods sake, theyd think you were giving it to other students, and that's a distribution charge.

No.
You cannot possibly be charged for trafficking unless you have at least and ounce of weed all dimed out, and if you have a scale or something
Charging someone for dealing when they have 2 grams?
Good fucking luck, you obviously haven't a clue what you're talking about

I'm always fucking high, so avading that sort of thing has become an art to me
I haven't been to school sober since my first year of highschool, and I've never been caught

Shit happens, man
Honestly, I would have just left, the principal can't make you do anything, if you think about it
If I had weed with me, I'd just leave.. sure you'd get suspended for leaving, but you probably wouldn't have gotten kicked out of your house for just not wanting to listen to some dick, especially if you explained you were having a shitty day and didn't wanna deal with your dick head principal

Oh and Megan Fox is such a good actress..

At 7/15/09 04:54 PM, Zack wrote: i'd teach her how to fly my nimbus 2000 if you know what i mean

Ride my nimbus 2000 would have been funnier

At 7/15/09 04:48 PM, Carmoil wrote: Really wouldn't be that hard of a mistake for a cashier to make. For example, if you scan the debit card when you're entering the quantity being purchased it will enter the sixteen digit card number as the quantity.

Ya good point, how the hell has this never happened before

Everything is a sin
Either go live in a fucking tree house or shut the fuck up

At 6/2/09 08:34 PM, aninjaman wrote: You probably didn't understand that the movie was a joke. Like Evil Dead.
Also you can't top Ed Wood.

Plan 9 From Outer Space is considered the worst film of all time
But I mean, that being said, a bad movie in my opinion is one that's just plane unmemorable
Ed Wood was a genius in his own way.. he just wanted people to react to his films, weather good or bad, there's no shame in that, and I commend him for it

My vote goes to the Fog remake

At 6/2/09 09:02 PM, babyma wrote: Let me guess, this is going to turn out to be an advert for Viagra or some bullshit.

Not a very good one, since he did say it wasn't working for him..

You smoke weed?
What's your fucking excuse to be sad?

I'm bipolar, ADD, I have dependency issues, and avoidance issues, not sure how the fuck that works
I've been told I'm fucked upright by every shrink I've had try to analyze me, I'm pretty sure the last one I had is eating his own shit in a loony bin right now..

And I love life, for the most part..
Honestly man, life is how you look at it
You don't think of the big picture, because in the big picture we're all fuck ups
You live day by day, you get high, you make people laugh, and you get your dick wet
if you have to force a smile every once in a while, do it

I definitely believe in aliens

1. Confidence
2. Be funny
3. Be good in bed
4. never be funny and good in bed at the same time

Woman either have too much self respect or not enough
Exploit the shit out of that
And one more thing

if you treat a whore like a queen, and a queen like a whore, you'll never ever go wrong

Kill your TV

As if any of you have ever had anal sex..

Oh how you've come to the right person on this subject

Zombie films:
- 28 Days / 28 Weeks later ...not old, but I think they still have the charm.. not old school charm, but good film charm
- Night of the Living Dead, or any of Romero's classics
- Return of the Living Dead, kinda a spoof, but fuck is it ever hilarious, and it's definitely an original take on zombies too
- Burial Ground
- I Walked With a Zombie
- C.H.U.D. (shut up, I loved it)
- Flesheater
- White Zombie
- Re-Animator
- Zombi, Zombie II, oh you know..

- Nightmare on Elm Street, all of those movies are pretty good in my opinion
Same with all the Friday the 13th movies... watch part V, that one has my favourite kill ever... when you see the dude fucking in the forest, you'll know what I mean haha
- Cannibal Ferox (a.k.a. make them die slowly)
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Alien/Aliens/Alien 3
- The original Amityville Horror
- An American Werewolf in London
- Deranged ....movie sorta based on Ed Gein from the '70s, although it's definitely been changed
- Bram Stoker's Dracula (the one with Anthony Hopkins and Gary Oldman)
- Motel Hell ...this movie will put it's dick in your ear and fuck your mind.. it's not all that "scary", but it's definitely fucked up
- the original Black Christmas from like the '70s... funny as fuck and some good mindless horror
- The Mist... don't be fooled by the fact that it's new, it's fucking so good, not to be confused with The Fog, either, that movie was shit, although I have yet to see the original
- You have to see original Texas Chainsaw Massacre too
If you have the time, watch the one from 2003, I liked it too, but nothing beats the original
- The Exorcist (obviously)
- Exorcist Part III ...way better then part II, and it was Jeffrey Dahmer's favourite film which is enough alone to give it a shot
- Crimewave (done by the Coen brothers, and Sam Raimi, the genius responsible for the Evil Dead trilogy)
- The being said, The Evil Dead trilogy... number II is the best one, in my opinion
- Dead Alive
- Fright Night
- Psycho (again, obviously.. can't go wrong with Hitchcock)
- Faster Pussy Cat, Kill Kill
- The original Hills Have Eyes movies... and the new ones, what the hell right
- The Hitcher
- The Invisible Man
- Manic
- Manson Family
- Basket Case
- Nightbreed
- Carrie
- Prom Night films haha.. even when they got stupid and super natrual, they were still entertaining
- The Shining... My favourite film ever to watch while getting baked... Everything about it, Stanley Kubrick fucking rocked this movie, the imagery, the quality and mystery of the story, just fucking brilliant
- Silence of the Lambs ...Hannibal Lecter is the shit
- Near Dark
- Bloodfeast
- Hellraiser
- Halloween
- The Thing ...Carpenter's masterpiece in my opinion.. I fucking love alien movies because of this film
- Invasion of the Bodysnatchers, this movie is old as fuck but tonnes of historical relevance
- People Under The Stairs
- Rosemary's Baby
- Repulsion (my favourite Polanski film)
- Scream
- The Omen (original)
- When a Stranger Calls ('79)

All the original Boris Karloff films I imagine you'll also hear on this thread.
Wolfman, Mummy, Nosferatu, King Kong, Dracula, Frankenstein, all that jazz, you know

When I was a kid I liked to watch horror films on satellite, and A&E biographies on serial killers

Children can suck it

At 6/2/09 08:10 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Sex isn't for everyone, but laughing at you is.

Hahah

I don't understand how you could not want to have sex
You're probably just afraid of fucking up or something
but eventually you're going to become a social stigma if you're like an 18 year old virgin, so get on that shit
Sooner then better, I always say
Not to come across as some sex addicted fiend, but you'll probably change your mind if you meet someone

That good old fashion feeling where you lay eyes on a girl and will do anything to bang her
*sigh* that's love alright

At 4/11/09 12:20 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: If Guns Are Outlawed
Only Outlaws Will Have Guns

That is actually a very good point.

I like guns, I ain't gunna lie.. I'm against violence and whatnot, but I think it would be really awesome to shoot a gun and shit

At 4/10/09 07:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Where do you people find raves?

There's a rave downtown in my city called Elements
It's where all the 14 year old girls go to suck dick

Extremely interesting

At 3/27/09 08:19 PM, Ejit wrote: Margaritaville was a massive dissapointment.

Ummm ya, no, ya... no, ya... mhm yaaa ok yaaa

I don't even know any of their songs
I'm getting too old for this music shit

At 4/5/09 02:53 PM, Vectom wrote: Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

"And without our imaginations, we'd be like all those other dullards..."

"Are you gunna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gunna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs

"Where did you get your clothes... the toilet store?" - Anchorman

At 4/5/09 03:33 PM, DJ-Divinorum wrote: If you have Nero 9 Ultra Edition that's why, you should've stuck with 8.

I've never had a problem with 8 since it first came out, 9 has a lot of problems.

Haha ya for sure, if only I had known
I was able to burn movies with it too, it worked for about a week then my DVD player started having problems with it

At 4/5/09 03:18 PM, Crusher117 wrote: WMP works pretty well, for what I needed it for (I moved to mp3/mp4 already)
If I needed to actually burn something, that's what i'd use.

So, MP3s won't play on a normal stereo, correct?
You need them in MP4?

I know WAVs work.. does anyone know if those windows media audio files files will play on a normal stereo?

At 4/5/09 03:10 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Why not try this

WHOA THX MAN I NEVR THOT 2 USE GOOGLE

The whole point of this thread was for someone to give me a program they know for a fact that works, rather then downloading a dozen programs 'till I find one that works

Alright, I bought one of those Nero Express programs a while back just to burn CDs, ya know, so I have something to listen to in the car since I have no MP3 player or anything

Now nero worked great for a while, then for some reason the quality on the CDs became shit, or it was good but the first track was missing
Now that you understand my frustration, who knows any programs free on the internet, or trials or any shit like that
I already fucking payed for a program from a store brand new that came with a CD key and everything, and before I go through the hassle of returning it and calling tech support, I just want a quick fix so I can make some damn CDs, ya dig?

Any suggestions?

IT'S SO DEMONIC LFMASF

I loved that movie, so all the power to ya.
I wanna get a zombie tattoo I think

Blame drugs

At 3/23/09 08:14 PM, Marcus wrote: Jade's cock is so big they pay her to ferry people across the great lakes with it.

HAHAHAHHAHA

Also, Big Labowski FTW!