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When I was seven I was caught throwing stones at people, I think I broke a few windows as well.
It was fun, I should do it more often.

At 11/11/04 07:33 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: just look at its beuty

It looks like a series of electronic nipples...

I am sorry, I cannot resist, please forgive me:
OMGOMGOMG ROBOT PR0N!1

ok, here is our story so far:
Mary went to go get stoned go fuck herself?
Mary went to san andreas and died.
Mary went to the STFU bitch.
Mary went to my house and got raped.
Mary went to "why the hatred"?

Wow, this story sucks. should we start a new one?

my ID is boxer_lock@hotmail.com
I do not care if you add me or not, I already have plenty of friends.

Mary went to San andreas and died.

Damn you Tom and Synj... why must you tempt me with games that have not come out yet?
WHY??

Honestly though this game does look like it will be amazing, even if I did not know about newgrounds, and I saw this on the shelves of a local gaming store, I would rent it immediately, then buy it as I am inferior to it`s orgasmic amazingness.

Could you re-do the intro theme music to Metal Gear solid: The twin snakes to make it more fast paced?

Also, making Zelda battle music might help me alot.

When you are done please either submit it to the audio portal and send me the link, or send it to me directly at boxerlock@gmail.com

Another great plan by PacoW!
I am glad I get the honor of being his campaign manager, any opponent he faces will receive a big political bitch slap!

At 11/11/04 05:35 PM, winafreeipod wrote:

At 11/11/04 05:32 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 11/11/04 05:29 PM, winafreeipod wrote:

At 11/11/04 05:26 PM, Miles_ wrote: here ya be!

WTF IS THAT??????????
umm... real ipod!!! chrome not fucking ms paint!!

eh.. me just want a sig.

Well maybe if you just posted in a sig making thread you may have gotten something good.

At 11/11/04 05:28 PM, -ChristmasZef- wrote: TOTALLY! You can buy anythingwith money FACT!

Now I must run to my local Safeway to buy a -ChristmasZef-, two Josh Bedns, and a Nephtys.

Oh wait... you were kidding?
Damn, I was looking forward to seeing the two Bedns stalk eachother.

Honestly though I think money does not spawn happiness itself, but it does make your life better, for sure.

At 11/10/04 09:33 PM, Random_Asshole wrote: I don't agree with you on the race thing. Race can't be helped and it dosen't matter. You can however help being a fag.

I would like to now tell you to shut the fuck up, of course most homosexuals would prefer to be "straight" here in america. homophobie is a common mental disease here, and they are treated horribly.

I have many friends who are gay, some kids, some adults, it is NOT their choice.. one of them has contemplated suicide for this very reason.

Saying "omg they can choose to like woman or not" is like saying that you can very easily choose to like men (or women, if you are a girl). think about it. you cannot, can you? Not if you were born heterosexual anyway.

In fact, I feel like turning the table quite a bit... lets stop making fun of homosexuals for a bit and make fun of heterosexuals (which I am one of by the way) for a bit, to see how WE like being made fun of by homosexuals and heterosexuals alike.

At 11/10/04 08:06 AM, Libidinor wrote:

At 11/10/04 08:03 AM, Chrome- wrote: It was a high speed chase, But Wade got out the WTFLOLTANKS and made a road block and it all came to a dead end.

Wade owned WTFN00B, great.
thank you Wade <3
you should've done it like 6 months earlier or so.

I think Wade was trying to...
...Bless his soul.

I always hated WTFnoob, and I probably always will.
Bai bai.
>=D

is it as good as Microsoft claims, or is it horribly overrated?

medium, large, small, and holy mother of god boobs are probably not real so why even bother.

At 11/9/04 04:20 AM, CapnJack wrote: If you're a bad parent, maybe you should NOT have the right to have kids.

I know I should write something longer, and I realize I am double posting, but I just can`t resist.

how the hell are you supposed to know if they are bad parents until they have a child?

At 11/9/04 03:40 AM, CapnJack wrote: I'm wondering what the average Newgrounder thinks about a few moral (or immoral) issues... I created this thread to see how the majority views contreversial topics.

Sounds good then, I guess I will answer.

First, if a person watches porn without telling their partner (spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever), do you consider this cheating? Jesus said to look upon another person with lust is committing adultery... How many of you would feel betrayed if you caught your significant other watching porn?

I do not beileve this to be cheating, mainly because you are not actually doing anything WITH those you see (possibly masturbating, but nothing that would involve two people).

Second, is abortion ever justified? Should we have the freedom to stop a life from entering this world? Essentially, we could be killing the next Einstein. Then again, if your parents ever thought of aborting, maybe it would have been better off that you never existed...

Abortion is downright awful, most everyone thinks that, but there are many situations to justify it.

For example, abortion can be a very good thing if a teenage girl is pregnant, especially if the girl does not have much money. You see if the baby was born in this situation s/he would most likely have a very depressing and hurtful life. Not to mention it would probably ruin the two teenage parent`s lives, and have them lose a hell of alot of money.

Lastly, would you kill a loved one if it would save your own life?

I would rather commit suicide for someone I truly loved than have them die for my insignificant sake.

I don't want idiotic answers. Post something intelligent.

Is what I posted intellegent?

I personally find Halo to be a great game, but I do not own an Xbox, and I do not plan on buying one, so Halo 2 does not concern me whatsoever.

At 11/7/04 08:26 PM, _Pho3niX_ wrote: fag hat.

At 11/7/04 08:22 PM, Unsterblich wrote: you ass pirate.

These are some of the funniest insults I have ever heard, I really just wanted to point out that this thread is hilarious.

Good luck DS, even though I have never even met you til now, I hope your heart surgery goes well and safe.

At 11/7/04 12:53 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: I have my own website area, which is free for me. But the URL would have to be like:

www.nxp.com/(something here).html

I think that would probably be great, I doubt anyone will care that the NMAC site is leeching off of yours.

Well, I think you should finish it, but keep the constructive critisism you get in mind.
I found the graphics to be kind of bad and overdone, maybe next time you should tryn not to make your characters look so buff.
The voice acting was also ok, but I overall found the movie a bit boring, maybe adding light background music in would make it a bit better. Oh yes and the pause button was not always there, just to let you know.

Other than all of that I found the animation very good, overall I would give this movie a 3/5 if it was on Newgrounds , or any other flash portal for that matter.

I would spend 59 minutes deciding what to do in my last minute, only to realize that my watch was one minute behind.

At 11/7/04 10:26 AM, Aapo_Joki wrote:

At 11/7/04 10:24 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Punk rocker, pirate, something...

No, but they're all lame! A Jedi kicks ass!!

Bah.
A jedi licks ass must have been what you meant to say, I don`t like Star Wars.

You know you are a loser when you begin to post in threads saying when you are a loser.

My avatar picture represents me (Krosork), here it is:

..that sucks, I saw something in similair in spanish the other day.
Their logo was the alien hominid; I simply assumed Tom Fulp and/or Synj gave them permission to use it.

make a tutorial on human animation (making humans walk, similair things to that).

Here is mine, it is basically just alot of my friends (some of whom I have worked with):

At 11/6/04 10:31 PM, AGH wrote: Ok, i'll go and do that right now. When do you want it done by?

oh god not another porn-filled pervert adventure that features characters doing drugs and breaking the laws of the united states of america that is most often horribly overrated due to hentai, anything but that kind AGH.

frank`s adventure almost fits your description perfectly.