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Ok, I need voices for a comedy movie I am doing, called metal gear solid 3: Spam Eater.
Here are the parts I need:

Snake- a deep, serious voice with an american accent. playing the metal gear solid games may help you understand what I am looking for.

Major Tom- a deep, serious, voice with a british accent.

Tuxedo monkey- a deep, agent smith type, voice.

Soldier- I don`t have many specific details on this voice, but this person must be willing to yell.

Monkey(s)- high pitched grunts and monkey noises, must sound cute.

Sokolov- a voice with a russian accent (I realize there are not many russians here, so I may need a very good voice actor for this part), must be willing to yell.

Gaurd#1- a fairly comical voice.

Gaurd#2- a serious voice.

Bunny- another voice that would just be a cute noise.

Also, in the blooper reel I may put an auditions for the parts bit, so if anyone is up to it they can do a sample for a character that they know they are not fit for, just for comedy.

Here are the ways to contact me-
E-mail- boxerlock@gmail.com
AIM- krosork
YIM- Boxer_lock@yahoo.com
MSN- boxer_lock@hotmail.com

I hope to be seeing some good voices from you guys, I may contact a few of you myself as I have been seeing some great samples lately.

At 11/17/04 07:34 AM, strawberrycl0ck wrote: cuz' I'm making a movie and it's critical that I get some Super butoden sprites and I don't have to rip out sprites from the sheets

Wait.. are you saying you are just too lazy to rip out the sprites, or is there a GOOD reason why you aren`t using sprite sheets?

Imagine if you will, a good `ol deer running down the damn road....

Now, add one very large truck in the middle of the road....

These two should not mix...

Yeah I got hit by a fuck'n truck tonight, clocked him right in the fuck'n windsheild. Knocked out the lights and shit. I'm not glad they have a bush guard on the truck or it woulda done SOOOO much more damage. But I'll have the last laugh! Originally I were goin' to gut and clean some dumbass human tomarrow, now I`m gut'n and clean'n the two that hit me! Who wants some meat for Thanksgivin'?!

Versucha, I am using your NMAC siggy, I hope you don`t mind me being too lazy to make my own.

seems a bit like a ripoff of that movie T0MMY made, the one where each author made a 10 second movie and it made a huge movie.

I doubt 100 artists will come, lower the bar to something around 30 or 40 at max.

I`ll compete though, sounds kinda fun.

It is a close call, I really like both very much.

I like Newgrounds because of the portal and BBS, but as a flash community it seems (to me anyway) that people usually only want to submit proffessional flash, as to get in the spotlight.

On DeviantArt, I like how there is a general feeling of feeling welcome (something I don`t often see on Newgrounds these days for some reason), and that I feel free to know that I can submit anything I want, so I submit many of my shorter flash movies there.

Overall, I like Newgrounds better ONLY because it is a bit more entertaining (just a bit mind you), because the server is much, MUCH faster, because you register with all rights for free.

Here is one my friend Tiler keeps saying whenever he sees a form of liquid, or something that disguts him in any way:
TYLER: Hey, wuzzat?
KROSORK: What`s what?
TYLER: OMGOMGOMG Period Juice!11!1!1!!111

At 11/16/04 04:41 PM, -Anti_ChristMas- wrote: That was bad bad, I wanted good bad.

There is a GOOD bad?
Oh god I am confused.

At 11/14/04 04:42 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: i would like to know if they caught the asshole responsible for that girls death

Yes they did, and the girl did not die.

Yes, Earthworm Jim was an alien who crash landed on earth and fights FBI agents.

agh.. that horrible what happened to her, I would commit suicide if I was in that condition.

yo` momma so fat she makes threads on Newgrounds about Yo` momma jokes under the alias of jamie_mcguire.

mine would be a game simulating my life, it would just be a .JPG of some dumbass sitting at his computer.

That was great, very informative and to the point.

I also want to point out something:
be absolutely sure that you truly want whatever you are submitting to pass; if it is just a joke submit it to a file hoster such as Deviant art. I madce this mistake, now I have to bother Wade asking him to delete alot of my crappy movies.

The idea of a pikachu pope would make for a funny random movie, I can`t really imagine it in a game though.

I guess I could provide ideas for movies and games and such, I DO have alot of ideas.. is that what you mean by people to do the story board?

I have also been told I am a funny writer, I guess I could write scripts as well... I do not really see myself qualified for anything else at the moment however.

riight... this doesn`t seem too well planned or anything, I am going to pull out of the collaberation now. just wanted to let you know.

erm... are you going to assign us parts or something for this?

Bullfrog... is there any way I could contact you about this collaberation?

Ok, I have way too may ideas for flash movies, and that is starting to get in the way of my flash production.
Basically I want to get rid of these ideas by putting them to good use, and for about a week now I have been giving ideas to people through messenger systems (such as AIM), but not many ideas have gotten out that way.

Basically what I am saying here is that if you want a flash idea, just tell me what genre you want (horror, comedy, action, etc., etc.), and any other details you may want in it, and I will post an idea for you as soon as possible.

I hope people want/need ideas from me.

I guess I can help, as long as the peices do not have to be too long.
About how long do the peices have to be?

Oh yes and here is how you can contact me:
AIM- krosork
MSN- boxer_lock@hotmail.com
yahoo- boxer_lock@yahoo.com
E-mail- boxerlock@gmail.com

I am not too experienced with claymation, but I know enough to make claymations.

Wow, that bad bad rubber piggy site it really helped me remember the series and how it affected my life.

It honestly is amazing looking back on this, I remember I had a relationship with a girl in elementary school all because we both loved invader zim (not really boyfriend girlfriend kind of thing... remember, I was still in elementary school).

I did then and I still do love Invader Zim, I have not seen the DVD of it being sold anywhere however. if I do, I am probably gonna end up buying all three.

I would give it a two, I have seen much better graffitti-wise.
It looks kind of rough, maybe adding some other decals to it and filling in the text with a seperate color will do the trick.

At 11/13/04 06:44 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 11/13/04 06:42 PM, chefscrewup wrote: I wonder if this would be considered a violation of disability assessibilty. For example, if a mall didn't have a wheelchair ramp, they could be sued, right?

Well, you'd have to argue how essential television really is. You can't really sue for not having closed captions.

What cable companies exactly would argue against saying that television is important??

Also, I think that you should probably not sue them, just put up a boycott of those perticular channels until they put up good subtitling.

Please just draw whatever comes to your mind when you read my name, it has no meaning.

At 11/13/04 01:32 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: Bedn Wannabe...

Heh.. I didn`t realize that looked like I was trying to impersonate bedn until after I had posted the picture, I just wanted to look happy that I was king of the internet.

All heil your new king of the internet!
(me)

At 9/26/04 04:17 PM, KennyBania wrote:

At 9/26/04 04:13 PM, Miles_ wrote: was WW realy that bad of a game?

No it wasn't. I really enjoyed it.
It's just that too many tasteless gamers these days need 'dark' games to make up for their lack of personality.

Honestly it was not because of that that I did not enjoy it, I just did not like it.
I honestly do not care how childish nintendo`s games are, some games I like, some I don`t.

I have quite a few names I use on the internet, I searched them all along with my real name.
Enjoy:
Boxer Lock
Krosork
My real name
Will124

Quite a few things relating to me came up, along with alot of stuff that has nothing to do with me in nearly any way.

I am FINALLY checking up on this collaberation, we should really try to be more active in this thread.

I am not proud to say I have gotten nowhere in my peice of the collaberation, I have been trying to start a series on Newgrounds with a friend of mine.

I used to read them, then I found the plot hole that the chicks would be completely naked when they re-transform into humans.
Ah, the things we thought of before we knew of porn.
Good times.