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happy birthday person i have never heard of!
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
we love you not know you,
happy birthday to you [insert name here].

that has to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard, congrats, i put it in my siggy.

the saame thing happened to me from the same person, the bot claimed she was a 29 ear old girl named jenne from NY.
we do not need this trash, it takes up too much of my time trying to deal with these bots.
I sadly dont have the convo anymore, if i get pranked again ill try to post the convo here.

At 10/19/04 05:16 AM, Enoll wrote: a movie about Ng..
It's got everything..it's sad bit's
lots of funny bits..some scary bits..
& some bits that'll make you pissed off
at big companies.

I can imagine it now:
*strawberry clock is shown in a shower, music from 'spycho' comes on*
*banana clocks shadow slowly moves up, he tears through the curtain and stabs SBC to death*
lol.... clock crew spycho.

I used to like bands like good charlotte now I dont listen to much punk whatsoever. heck I dont really label music anymore, I just listen. i dont care who sings it.

At 10/19/04 06:22 AM, JohnnyBeagle wrote:

At 10/19/04 06:18 AM, Enoll wrote: I really only like sex pistols for punk.

That's funny because I only really like your mum! OHHHHHH

that has to be the worst comeback i have ever heard.......

At 10/19/04 03:16 AM, Eyes0nIyUS wrote:

At 10/19/04 03:01 AM, Nissan2Hundy wrote: Jeez... as much as EyesOnlyUS makes it bad for himself, Foamy is original and a unique addition to NewGrounds.

u bitch i make nothin hardd u tarded ass but i do like u cuz u like our lord ans master foamy it is always kkool to see another foamy fan around her in 2q

ok, eyes, you are obviously an alternate account, here are my reasons:
1. you just attempted (although it did not work too well may i add) to flame a fellow foamy fan of yours.
2. you spell like a 5 year old.
3.sometimes I cant even read what you say, thats why im not flaming you on each post you make.
4. you say you dont need to be here?
then why are you posting?

overrall, please shut the fuck up, weve told you multiple times and it is starting to get on my nerves.

At 10/18/04 08:27 PM, Redneck_Clock wrote:

At 10/18/04 08:19 PM, GoldenClock wrote:

At 10/18/04 08:17 PM, Eyes0nlyUS wrote:

Eat my ass n00b >:(

It's becoming obvious that you're an alternate account. :) It was funny

Either way I have been laughing the entire time at this idiot ^__^

Watch it be illwillpress in disguise showing us his new deal with Nintendo =P

At 10/18/04 08:17 PM, Eyes0nlyUS wrote: Eat my ass n00b >:(

FINALLY! a non stupid insult!
oh wait... that insult sucked.

furthermore i want to say you should not stereotype foamy haters, and I agree with golden, you are obviously an alternate account..... reveal your true account! please?

At 10/18/04 07:34 PM, Redneck_Clock wrote:

At 10/18/04 07:24 PM, uzi_clock wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EyesOnlyUS......are....you........serious........holy shit this is the most hilarious topic on the NG BBS that I have EVER seen.

Look, his only comeback is: illwill ownz j00!!!!! fukin clok fags fuck u n00b, now i releese my squirelly rath!!!!! u guys suck a foamy game wud b awsome fukkers foamy ownz u

I hope you enjoy being the laughing stock of the NG BBS.

I myself was wondering if he was being serious. Indeed, that is one dumb idea! ^__^

Yes, i remember as soon as i saw this thread I said something like "LMAO this is one funny joke..."
I am saddened that it is not a joke, I pity eyes for not knowing how to spell past a third grade level.

I want to point out that a game where you throw acorns at people would be very entertaining, but noone would play it on a console. It would make a great flash game though! ^-^

At 10/18/04 06:23 PM, Redneck_Clock wrote:

At 10/18/04 06:22 PM, Will124 wrote:

At 10/18/04 06:16 PM, Redneck_Clock wrote:

Thanks,
I expect to see some nice and intellegent flames from those who choose to contact me about this subject,
~Will

Boxer, you rock at life!!!

<3

Haha, thanks...
I admit, I was starting to get a little annoyed that noone responded to my posts, your post put a large smile on mysad face.
<3
~Will

P.S: <3

Heh, what can I say, your comments were consise and to the point. Keep up the good work Boxer.

Hey thanks, your points were great to, I agree with most of them completely!
Also, sorry for the late reply, I was getting my dinner (spaghetti).
mmmmm...... spaghetti.......
~Will

P.S: I still want to say that what i said before is still open, contact me if you beileve i am doing something wrong in any way!

At 10/18/04 06:16 PM, Redneck_Clock wrote:

Thanks,
I expect to see some nice and intellegent flames from those who choose to contact me about this subject,
~Will

Boxer, you rock at life!!!

<3

Haha, thanks...
I admit, I was starting to get a little annoyed that noone responded to my posts, your post put a large smile on mysad face.
<3
~Will

P.S: <3

I would like to point something out at this time, after the bi-flaming I have performed on both of the foamy lovers here that i have noticed made a rant:
if you disagree with me on some of my points, or if you simply do not like me, or if you just want to argue, or if you like foamy and want to flame me, or if you just want to flame me in general:
I listen. I care. I have an open mind. I simply heard enough facts to make a decision of my own and I decided the foamy series sucked, and I hope IllWillPress can do better, if not i pity him greatly.
If you have something to say to me, or if you want to flame me/have a true argument, here is how to contact me:
AIM- Krosork
MSN- boxer_lock@hotmail.com
yahoo- boxer_lock@yahoo.com
E-mail- boxer_lock@hotmail.com boxerlock@gmail.com boxer_lock@yahoo.com

The best way to reach me is by boxerlock@gmail.com or by my AIM/MSN screennames (krosork , boxer_lock@hotmail.com)

Thanks,
I expect to see some nice and intellegent flames from those who choose to contact me about this subject,
~Will

At 10/18/04 05:21 PM, Getto84vixn wrote: It seems to me that the majority of you are jealous that you couldn't make a worthwhile animation that has won the hearts of people like illwillpress has.

Well, do you want me to make a Foamy flash for you?
I have drawn foamy perfectly, it does not take very long, and I know simple motion tweens and how to get an illwillpress background. I also know how to say a rant very slowly, and speed it up. Hell, foamy doesnt even use lip sync, my estimate is that i could make one in an hour or two if i actually tried on it.

In short, i disagree with you on this point, my n00b.

At 10/18/04 05:21 PM, Getto84vixn wrote: Yea, you probably could, but not as good as illwillpress could though. It's a simple animation trick that you all are hating on. That's sad.

Basically what you just said is that a 29 year old goth from new york could beat us at animation. I highly doubt that.
Also, I want to reverse your incredibly unintellegent insult back at you in the same manner you did us:
Its a simple animation trick you all love and worship.
I pity you.

This is the only one i'd truly answer no BS to. illwillpress is not a "cash hungry bastard". For instance, Cartonn Network offered to buy his series off of him, but he turned it down.

I highly doubt that Cartoon Network wanted to buy off a gothic squirell with a cult that cusses frequently as a series, they are a children`s channel for the most part (not inclduing [Adult Swim], but as you did not mention them I will assume you meant the kind of cartoon network that features `toons such as Bill and Mandy ) Furthermore, I want to see your proof and sources of this. Give this to me if it is beilevable and I will accept this 'fact' and apologize immediatly when i see it.

FAIL.

OMG EH ALID SU!1 WE R ANGRHE NOO!111111!1!!!!!!11!!11
(encase you and your "mind" did not realize this is sarcasm, it is. "FAIL" is a word, it means just as much to me as "HELLO" or "PIZZA" would. [not very much])

I obviously see a pattern forming and i haven't even gotten my ideas out, so I'll stop here.

Thank god, i was growing tired of flaiming people who support a squirell with a satanic veiw on life`s cult.

Having a Foamy game would be freckin cool and I'd be the first fucker in Chicago to stand in line for the game.

I know this is more opinion-based than most thing that I have said so far, but I would like to point out here that you may be one of the ONLY people in chicago to stand in line for it (assuming you live in Chicago, based on what YOU said). Thoink about it, I highly doubt that majority of chicago even knows what foamy is; let alone support it.

I mean hell, people did it for "star wars" "Harry Potter" "Lord of the Rings" and shit.

ok look, those things were exceedingly famous, and were in REAL movie theaters/book stores. I doubt ANY of them started on a website (considering star wars and LOTR were made befoire the internet was a major thing, and I think that LOTR [lord of the rings] was made before the internet was even invented for non-military purposes, although I have not proof of this). especially not one run by a small group of people at that.
Also, all of those were famous before people stood in line for the game versions, IllWillPress is only famous on this site and only has been for 3-4 years (my estimate anyway).

Why not Foamy?? But it's not going to be made to a game and I'll tell you why. Because the author of the game doesn't want it to hit mainstream because it would lose exactly what made its claim to fame. It was known by only a few people by WORD OF MOUTH. If there's a game out about it, especially with the strict moms out there, not only would it lose business, but also not everyone knows who Foamy is. That would be a huge negative risk on his part to put himself on the market like that. Continuing to do his cartoons like he does, he does things the way he wants (speaking from an animator's POV) I don't think he'd want it any another way. So people can talk negative all they want about it, truth of the matter is he knows that his cartoon is in demand. Your opinion would be one of a million and mean not a lot.
((hee hee, long enough repsonse??))

I want to say that during this final part you made a few good points, but it mainly overall bashes you and illwillpress (from my perspective anyway):
1. basically you said that the majority of people who do not visit this site would not like Foamy, thus bashing both foamy and illwillpress, not to mention it disproves some points earlier stated in this thread.
2. You also said that it would be one out of ONLY a million, also bashing illwillpress` population of fans.
3. you said our opinions dont matter.... It makes one wonder if you are leaning toward dictatorship on that point? Illwillpress clearly states in his profile that he listens to users who post constructive critism (this is mainly the more friendly foamy hater, not one like me or some others in this thread), and I assume he listens to his fan`s general message as to improve their experience on thew cartoon. I he does not do this however, like you said may i add, that is bashing illwillpress under the charge of lying indirectly to those who visit his profile screen.

That is all; for now

haha... thank god, im tired of flaming/typing. Also, I want to say that although I flamed you for the most part, pretty much every section I didnt flame I agreed with, and I agreed with most of the points said in the final segment i mentioned, although I clearly do not agree with the parts i brought up, in the process of 'flaming' you.

~Will

P.S: I also want to say again my disposition on this:
1. Although I clearly dislike Foamy for obvious reasons, and i dont like illwillpress much, I respect Illwillpress for many reasons.
2. I dont think you should stop posting in this thread (or any foamy discussion/flame fest for that matter), you bring a good name to foamy lovers/fans/addicted freaks/perverts/illwillpress. I say this because most act idiotic and do not spell correctly at all, a good example of this is EyesOnUS.

look, kid, learn how to spell, your making yourself sound like a pre-pubescent girl who lost half of her brain to a communist homoesxual long ago, then afailed at mental therapy to re-acheive intellegence. Also, people have a right to their own opinion, if they (we for the most part, including myself) decide to hate illwillpress and flame you for posting this ythread, especially when you cant fucking spell. Alien Hominid was and still is an amzing game, even on flash..... Foamy would suck as a game. I say this simply because Foamy may appeal as funny to quite a few people, obviously including you, because he cusses often and because germaine is hot and in the latest IWP cartoon she brags about having a jiggly butt, and puts it on the majority of the screen. This kind of thing is appealing to perverts/pre-pubescent children who have obviously not been exposed to much REAL nudity during their life. I can see why Foamy as a cartoon may appear funny to some degree, but a game would suck. Saving germaine when she is kidnapped would also be a horrible gameplay idea, as foamy has no legs (none visible to the veiwer of the average foamy movie) and so he would not be able to walk or jump, but rather cawl across the floor slowly, pop out of the sides of the screen (which would limit the length of the average level by a large amount i may add), or he would use crutches. Another reason why this game would suck is because there would probably be no violence, which apparently to you seems as a qaulifier for it sucking, meaning you are a hypocrite. Some facts to back this up is:
A. Foamy has never hurt someone other than himself, germaine, or the feelings of many atkins-lovers/fans who emailed him.
B. Foamy has never been seen with a gun in illwillpress` movies, not in any I have seen anyway.
C. Who would he attack? the list of main characters is:
1. Germaine
2.Foamy
As you can see, there is noone viable to attack that veiwers would recognize, especially if the plot was to rescue germaine.
This 'game' would also appear to have no replay value, noone likes to be a gothic squirell with non-conformist views trying to rescue a goth more than once.
On a personal note I would like to say once again to check your spelling. Yet another comment I have to offer is that you should write longer, more intellegent statements like this one (sorry to brag! it was for a cause!) BEFORE you flame others.
~Will

P.S: I would also like to add that if Germaine was kidnapped, it would take away probably about one fourth ot more of the fans, as it seems to me that many are perverted. A reason for this is that they wont be able to see as many:
1.Jiggly butts.
2. Boobs
3. females
4. female asses in general, not just the jiggly kind.
5. boobs being handled by the girl herself.
6.porn/hentai (whatever its called, cartoon porn)
7. pretty much anything close to statement 6. [porn/hentai (whatever its called, cartoon porn)]

argh... I am stuck on the rest of the character designs for my movie- maybe i should ditch the original script and make it tiny parodies of different video games?

At 10/10/04 05:51 PM, StrawberryRock wrote: heheheh, SURE, will, ill help you get some members only if you find out who a am: Im small and flashy, can draw so sassy, and I can be sometimes snotty, who the hell am I?

dammit, i hate riddles.
ok, I need to ask you for a clue, have we met before?
(i am also known as boxer lock... maybe we met thru the lock legion..)

Im glad that other people are still posting ideas, I would probably like the one in Iraq alot if more detail was put into it, and I cant say i like the fountain of youth one much, although it is very detailed, which is good.

Thanks for the sig Dave, its perfect, Whenever I need another sig done, i know where to go!
=D

I personally think IllWillPress, krinkels, chluaid, legendaryfrog, and Kortex sound good.
(not the movies in particular, the names)

Before i begin my exceedingly long and unneccessary rant, I want to say two things:
1. I do not like you very much, but dont consider me biased in any way. I personally do not like your work but i understand that multiple people do, and I respect you for keeping at the series even with pranks like this hacking.
2. I personally think you should visit the BBS more, it gives a good perspective (to me anyway) on what Newgrounds users like and dislike, which gives much more information than the average review.

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: For those who noticed the fake Kevorkian Scarf cartoon, that claims to be the last episode. It's not. Nice try though to the anti-Foamy crew who decided to hack my NG account and post a fake toon.

I personally did not and would not have heard of it if it were not for an article in the newgrounds devspot.

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: . How about this though... If i suck so much, according to anti-Foamy opinion, how come these Foamy haters haven't come up with a series that can kick the shit out of mine?

There have been multiple series started by anti-foamy people, just because they dont like you doesnt mean that they speak up about it/ dont make flash.

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: Seriously, hacking into accounts is some lame ass shit.

I concur entirely, it was wrong for someone to hack into your account and you have every right to make a rant about it.

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: You know whatever you post will just get taken down in a few hours anyway. Seems like a waste of time. Just get your shit together and make your own series.

good point, I see that you really want people to start their own series.

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: If you spent half as much time creating your own work, as you do knocking mine, you'd probably have something put together by now. Seriously. You folks have some talent, but your wasting it. Look at it this way. I didn't get cought up in this back and forth name-calling nonsence over the last year and I've become pretty well known for my work. WHy? Because I didn't distract myself with inane and random hatred and bickering among peers. What's the point? It's not going to improve my work. I'm not here to tell you what to do. If you want to continue to hate Foamy, fine. Doesn't bother me none. But you should realize that you're wasting a lot of time on me. Ignore me, work on your own series and if you want to kick my ass, how about doing it through the voting system on NG rather than doing some childish schoolyard antics.

That was a bit repetitive, but good points, i completely agree with you, most foamy haters sdhould just 0 your movies when they come out (or whenever for that matter) instead of wasting their own time, the UCFD is a good example of something like what you are against, but things like goamy are a good example of what people SHOULD do against you; make a series of their own.

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote:

The anti-Foamy crowd has a lot of talent and I hope they use it for something better than what they have been. You'll do what you feel like, but take the advice into consideration.

That is good advice, but i want to point out that some people (definately not all, I know far more talented people that are foamy haters than i know talented normal people from newgrounds) dont have that kind of talent, and take their anger out on the common enemy, the guy who doesnt animate well in their opinion (illwillpress).

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: Y'know, after all the crap you've pulled over the last year, I still don't have any bad feelings towards the ANti-Foamy crowd. Come what may, I'm not the type to hate someone just because they disagree with what I do. (Not even the clock-crew) ^_^

I personally and extremely glad you feel that way, being pissed off just because people dont agree with you is just as much a waste of time as what you are accusing the anti-foamy crowd of doing.

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: Thanks to all the Foamy fans hanginging in there and good luck to all those who decide to move past the Foamy bashing and start their own series. (I mean that) *_*

Your welcome (on the part about people who are starting to move on from foamy-bashing, not the part about being a fan of foamy, i still hate the series ^-^).

At 7/4/04 11:30 PM, illwillpress wrote: J.

~Will

Now, i want to say a few things on a personal note:
1. I lied on the beggining intro to this. I apologize, but it was simply so that the foamy-lovers would not immediatly go and get pissed off at me and not read this. I am completely anti-foamy, but i am starting to move away from it, for the reasons illwill said (because it is a waste of time).

2. Illwillpress, as much as i dislike you, i respect you. I respect you mainly for keeping your series going as long as it has, and slightly for landing a T-shirt deal with hot topic, that mustve been hard to pull off.

3. i am surprised you use some of the emoticons i do.

4.Congrats on your T-shirt deal, you must be making alot of money now.

5. I tried to be as non-biased as possible in this.... im not the type of foamy hater who goes around saying you suck and I dont devote my life to hating you or something, Although i HAVE given you quite a few angry E-mails and reviews.

~Will

P.S: I know this goes against the regular style in your Foamy cartoons, but your profile says you like constructive critism, and i would like to give you some here:
Please do something other than tweening, some frame by framing may prevent a few foamy haters, I know it would have prevented me from ever becoming one in the first place.

{NOTE: To those it may concern (fellow c/locks/compasses, friends i know to which i have told that i hate foamy, please do not make fun of me or flame me for writing this, i was completely hones in my opinions and Have gotten more respect in illwillpress because of his speech (rant)}

Yes, yes i know, i read the entire first page, that was just a bit of a joke.

lol.. someone could do a movie weith like interviews of the people of newgrounds like this, that might be something good for me to do.
but i must go back to the original subject-
pros-portals, BBS, good oppurtunities for animators and a good social place.
cons- noobs, people who get so pissed off about movies that they wanna kill people (i am an example of one of these people).

I dont hate you, but i must admit sometimes i do not appreciate your sentence composition.

At 10/13/04 08:18 AM, filing wrote:

At 10/13/04 08:16 AM, Will124 wrote:

does this sound good?

it's definately the best yet

/waits patiently for siggy

There is a massacre you see, but it has happened forty years in the past. the massacre was that a building completely collapsed in on itself, killing over 500 people. as a dedication to that day, everyne their was buried in a specific graveyard.
present day- pesticide comes out with a new grass product, it kills grass as well, they spray this on each grave as to keep plants from growing on it, and it affects the embalming fluid on their bodies as well. From their the zombies are barely strong enough to dig their way out of the ground in a time span of 20 years.
20 years later- the zombies have grown VERY powerful by now because of all of they spray, they are almost out of their tombs, the last soil should be easy to dig out of because of lack of plants.
As soon as they get out they go to the nearest home depot and get as many tools that can be used as weapons as possible.
you can imply it from here.
does this sound good?

At 10/12/04 09:03 PM, KetchupMan wrote: Oh, one more thing. Noir, i saw you changed your name like 3 times today, how do you change your username?

you click 'sign in' at the top, from there a pop-up window should come up of your profile, click on 'personal profile' and enter your password and the new alias you want in the proper places.
Also I do see your point anbout the MJOLNR armour (or whatever its called, i cannot spell), but I do not see what it has to do ewith his drawing of master chief.
And on another note, my peice is not going so well, it is taking me way too long to draw the characters, so i may hget someone to do it for me after all.
~Will

could someone make me a sig with a picture of kakashi`s (from naruto) head on the right, and snake`s (from metal gear solid) on the left, with my name in the middle?
this would be great, just choose a good background for it to be on.

At 10/13/04 12:37 AM, da_pope wrote: The time frame is July 14th to September10 th.

Yes maybe we can get back on track... Are we gonna use Free Polls again? I think we should we didn't have a problem with them last time...

1. thanks for telling me the timeframe, ill get straight to work on gettin a few action nominees.
2.it looks lik the club is aready getting back on track- I woke up this morning and there were around 7 posts i had to read.
3. I dont see any reason why we shouldnt use those polls, that sounds good.

Ok, what do you guys do here and what is the point of this club?
If you provide good answers i may join, im already interested in the club a bit.

ok, once again, sorry i have not been posting much, i have been busy with flash and other matters. What is the current time frame? I would be happy to try to find good action nominees, and I would be happy to do whatever i can for the club.
~Will