159 Forum Posts by "Kurt-1-1"
At 8/14/06 05:48 AM, PirateMale24 wrote: I fucking hate flan.
I fucking hate your existance.
Next.
Only kidding, I lost MY virginity to TV Personality Chris Parnell.
At 8/14/06 05:42 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote:At 8/14/06 05:40 AM, Kurt_1 wrote:I didn't see the pic at first, meh its alright but my parents love the stuffAt 8/14/06 05:39 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: flan as in the pudding desert with caramel on top?F.L.A.N SPELLS YOU GOT IT BUSTER.
My Parents is my kinda guy!
At 8/14/06 05:39 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: flan as in the pudding desert with caramel on top?
F.L.A.N SPELLS YOU GOT IT BUSTER.
At 6/2/04 06:26 PM, Livecorpse wrote: When i'm dead.
Holy fucking shit.
I lost my virginity to the Fresh Prince.
At 8/10/06 01:50 PM, Msydude wrote:At 8/10/06 01:48 PM, Kurt_1 wrote:GTFO noob, you don't get to decide shit.At 8/10/06 01:47 PM, BlankFaceSamurai wrote: next time tweak her nipple see if she likes itGet the fuck out man, topic's closed.
Thread started, answer my question.
No, get out of here. This topic's closed.
Never mind Creativity, get out, topic's closed.
At 8/10/06 01:47 PM, BlankFaceSamurai wrote: next time tweak her nipple see if she likes it
Get the fuck out man, topic's closed.
Get out, topic's closed.
At 8/10/06 01:28 PM, Enyruu8 wrote: lucky bastard
No! Bel-Aire sucks!
Will somebody please read? This is a serious problem.
At 8/10/06 01:19 PM, complete wrote: What are paragraphs?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Request noted.
Just kidding. Shut up.
Last week I was sleeping over at my friend (Drew)s house, His girlfriend (Laura) is my girlfriends (Sarah) best friend. So I was sitting in his room when around 1:05 AM his window starts opening up, Drew was in the shower because he had to goto work the next morning around 9:00, I turn around to see Drew's girlfriend, Laura, crawling in the window. I ask her "What are you doing here?" she responded "I feel lonely, wheres Drew?" I told her that he was in the shower and she just smiled nervously. After about a minute of silence I asked her whats wrong and she just looked around mumbling a bit. I asked her if she needed a glass of water or anything and she accepted. So I went down to the kitchen to get her some water and I heard a strange noise from the room. I go back upstairs to see what happened and suddenly theres 3 people in his room! My girlfriend Sarah, Laura, and one of Lauras friends named Gauge. So I am standing there in the doorway with a glass of water in my hand, stunned, I cant move a single muscle in my body, and their just hanging out in his room looking at eachother silently. First thing I do is ask my girlfriend "Whats going on? What are you doing here?" She responded "I love you, dont be upset." I'm wondering what the hell is going on and suddenly she takes off her shirt! I start getting pissed, I say "Put your shirt back on, WTF are you doing?" She says "Dont worry about it, everything is going to be fine." shortly after, Laura starts taking off her clothes, And Gauge removes his pants. I set down the glass of water and go get my girlfriends shirt and hand it to her asking her to put it back on. She refused and suddenly started making out with Laura, not kissing, making out! I am standing there stunned, I have no idea what to do, I'm speechless and frozen, My girlfriend is making out with my best friends girlfriend, and out of nowhere they look at me, and start taking my clothes off. Now I'm in my friends house, naked with Laura, and Sarah on me and Gauge is feeling up Laura's boobs. Then my girlfriend starts eating out Laura! I am asking her to stop and she just keeps saying "Dont worry about it, everything is going to be OK." Then Laura starts sucking me off, It feels amazing but I am worried, what am I supposed to do? I've never been in a situation like this and I feel so wrong, This is my best friends girlfriend sucking me off right in front of my girlfriend. Then Gauge turns my girlfriend over and starts penetrating her! I still have no idea whats going on but I'm starting to get pissed. It was at that moment when I hear the shower stop, I tell them "Drew is coming, get out, get off of me." None of them listened, they were just ignoring me. I dont know what I'm supposed to do. Then I hear what sounds like glass breaking downstairs in the livingroom. I look at everyone and they dont even notice it. I'm struggling to figure out whats going on, And Drew walks in half dressed asking if anyone else heard the noise from the living room.... So now Drew is standing at the doorway watching my girlfriend cheat on me and his girlfriend is cheating on him, while all of this is happening in his room and he just walks out, Doesn't say a word, just walks out. Just then Laura climbs on top of me and slowly slides on me, this is the first time I've ever had sex without a condom and it feels so amazing. Suddenly I stop paying attention to whats going on and just go with it. I am here having raw sex with my best friends girlfriend and it feels amazing. Everything else in my life just got blurred out and right now my only focus is having the best sex of my life. Then after a few minutes I feel this sharp pain in my leg! What the hell was that?! I look down to see my girlfriend with a knife pressed against my leg! She cut me! What the hell? She said "You've had enough fun, now its time for you to watch." Suddenly Laura handcuffs me to the bed (Yes there are handcuffs in Drews room but I never realized she took them till now) and Sarah bends over completely undressed on Drews bed and Gauge slides in her, I'm pissed as hell again, I am screaming at Gauge getting ready to kick his ass, then Drew busts open the door with a gun! Everyone stops and stares silently! DREW HAS A FUCKING GUN! When the fuck did this happen?! He points it us saying "Get the fuck out of my house, I never want to see any of you ever again." I'm still handcuffed to his bed! What the hell do I do?! Everyone grabs their clothes and leaves as fast as possible. I'm sitting here half naked handcuffed to Drews bed with a gun pointed at me. I'm scared as shit, I dont know what to do. Then after everyone left (except me, stuck there) Drew lowered the gun and walked over near me. I am scared shitless and dont know what to say. Then he kissed me... He kissed me and uncuffed me. I dont know what to do, so I just put on my clothes silently and walked out of his house. I walked home that night trying to understand what just happened when my mom got scared She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' And it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later!' Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air! So NG what do I do? I dont want to goto Bel-Air... I need your help!
At 8/6/06 10:38 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:At 8/6/06 10:36 AM, EscapeFromReality wrote: SOARHow witty...
Haha, ShitOnARussian
Please note that sarcasm in that
GEEZ LOUISE SISTER GIVE THE GUY A BREAK
Why did he look as though he'd just dipped his hand in shit?
At 8/6/06 11:30 AM, Kurt_1 wrote: My thought on the matter.
http://artpad.art.com/?j3l1rsysrow
My new thoughts on the matter.
http://artpad.art.com/?j3l1yab2p5w
They happen to be the same.
At 8/6/06 06:04 AM, Dogget wrote: I have a girlfriend, and we......like........hold hands!!!!!!! omfg!1!1!!!1!!1!11!!!
yeah, we're pretty badass
I don't care about your story. I've already climaxed.
At 8/6/06 06:02 AM, Invaderchris wrote:At 8/6/06 05:56 AM, Kurt_1 wrote:I suppose the other hand is on your mouse.At 8/6/06 05:55 AM, JesseRay wrote: Her name is Jessica and we take long beach walks and tell each other how much we love each other, feel dirty yet?I'm typing this with one hand.
...ofcourse.
At 8/6/06 05:55 AM, JesseRay wrote: Her name is Jessica and we take long beach walks and tell each other how much we love each other, feel dirty yet?
I'm typing this with one hand.
If so, this is the topic to do all your gloating, and all the 'i eat her out every 5 minutes then she gives me 500 blow jobs in the 10 second gap where she is ejaculating' stories that nobody really gives a shit about.
I don't have one, I'm just craving for some entertaining things to read and this is the only place I can think so find such idiots.
Go.
I've seen autopsy photos of Tupak.
In my tiny little college apartment, freezing to death cause they don't give us free heating.
