At 10/18/09 06:24 PM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: No ofense Kurt but your car is crap compared to my fathers xbgt ford coupe, the color is blazing yellow, and is a muscle car. He got it extremely cheap and is now worth 150 000 australian Dollars or 120 000 U.S dollars.

Look up xbgt hardtop on the net and see my dads car

i spent 1.5% what your father did for his car.

At 10/18/09 06:14 PM, BlassD wrote:

At 10/18/09 06:12 PM, Kurt-1 wrote: What's your ride, NG?

I've got a Fiat Punto MK2, much like the one in the picture except much less pretty.

fix it again tony

not broken down once kthx

What's your ride, NG?

I've got a Fiat Punto MK2, much like the one in the picture except much less pretty.

At 8/16/09 10:03 PM, ZombieArmy wrote: Very informative A++

thank you i aim to please, provide advice, and brutally mutilate cats in order for their skin and tender meat

there's only so many ways to skin a cat

one being holding its legs apart and tearing as fast as possible.

but that's only really when it's only got a tiny bit of life left in it... if its still fully moving i'd suggest just holding it still and peeling backwards up it's skull from its eye sockets.
you waste a lot of potential fabric, as it gets tarnished when you pull the skin over the carcass, but this can be minimized by first starving the cat for a few days to week, which will allow the skin to be torn more freely from the muscles as the cat will be weakened and frail.

At 6/2/09 01:49 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: im 30 now almost 31 in 8 days

is there still clocks anymore or did they all die

i've got no idea i come to this place once a quarter year or so to make sure it's still shit

At 6/2/09 01:48 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: ive been around kurt jsut been sick and having surgery lately been in recovery

well im sorry to hear that

jah bless

At 6/2/09 01:43 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: lets see
the fucking noobs

people who whine about personal shit online and get mad when people respond if u dont like what we have to say then dont say shit online

and the clocks i hate them

lol holy shit darklilangel i havn't seen you since... well.. 2003 :P

man you must be old by now.

This is a thread where we can discuss all the things we hate about newgrounds.

Because lets face it, there is a lot of shit.

sneaking into factories and loading bays is always fun :3

good luck

you're an idiot, fuck off

trust me, ask your science teacher, it's an element.

thread over.

it's an element.

At 2/14/09 03:40 PM, dx5231 wrote: Do you want it to be destroyed even more? Everytime you post this, a dumbfuck spams ngchan.

THEN MY JOB HERE IS DONE.

At 2/14/09 03:36 PM, Sidorio wrote: We're sick of seeing your extremely shitting attempt at...whatever you wanted to achieve. The more topics you make, the more we'll hate you.

then my job here is done.

At 2/14/09 03:34 PM, Minion777 wrote: Awful idea.

Terrible execution.

but you're saying it's an idea?

and you're saying it's executed?

then my job here is done.

What if they were to... become one?

dont care dont care dont care

At 1/21/09 05:57 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Happy Birthday!
But wouldn't it make sense for you to post this yesterday?

who comes on newgrounds on their birthday?

At 1/21/09 11:36 AM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote:

At 1/21/09 11:33 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: I'm going to take a gander that you're 11. You could have at least told us you haven't hit puberty yet.

Wrong. I'm alot older.

you can't be much older than 11 if you're in a position where telling a girl to finger herself lands you in detention

At 1/20/09 10:03 PM, k14pc wrote:

At 1/20/09 09:13 PM, igott wrote: A) Raping Carmilla Bing.

you have bad taste in porn stars. She has a 5 head and is fat with fake tits. Nooooooooooooo thanks.

lol he calls women porn starts

nobody?

If any of you would like to download the first avenged sevenfold album, it's available for download from my site

http://kurtstuff.co.uk

:) enjoy

and send requests to kurt@kurtstuff.co.uk

also; would anyone like an @kurtstuff.co.uk email?

good.

http://piraterequest.uuuq.com

you won't be able to view this, but if you add a file at the end, such as

http://piraterequest.uuuq.com/Green%20Sp ice%20-%20Coon%20Killers.wav
http://piraterequest.uuuq.com/Green%20Sp ice%20-%20Lovely%20Mary%20J.wav

you can download files at very high speeds.

simply post here or send me a PM (as i doubt this topic will last long) and i'll upload anything for you.

also, listen to those two songs. beautiful.

yeh, i remember when i was 15 or so and they put the age limit up from 12 to 16 for those things.

hilarious.

drink a couple throughout school, it'll help ya.

do you have any friends?

if not, dont bother.

ugghhh beuing blind drunkb at 12pm is not nice== feeling :((

glad you're joining me NEVR and esko :)

heres to you

Canada

newfoundland to be prescise

that accent is just awwwwesome

i have literally nothing better to be doing with time