At 11/24/09 09:22 PM, JoshuaKidder wrote:

At 11/24/09 09:11 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

But, there are just as many flaws with the male gender that I could point out as well.

Like what?

Ohhh. NG feminists? Your open window is right here.

Oh wait, there are none on NG

Even more confusing, who would buy a newborn baby from a doctor for more than 1000 dollars?

At 10/24/09 11:40 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I'm sorry, but November Rain?
Seriously?

You think that's anything other than a shark jumping sappy ballad?

Holy shit, 6,666 posts.

Sorry for off-topic

Draw a clown hanging himself with a twizzler while his other furry friends stumble upon him in shock.

At 10/12/09 10:01 PM, bahman14 wrote: I find these questions rather shallow and pedantic

Damn trivial pursuit...

There is this one black kid at my school with an afro and he either has safety goggles around his neck or something stuck in his hair (a pencil, comb or whatever) and many times, both.

At 9/24/09 09:41 PM, esko-man wrote: That thing's going to go into cardiac arrest at the age of ten...

That or breaking a world record for farthest car shotput at age 16.

At 9/11/09 11:31 PM, pieplane wrote: nawt deez!!

I find this hilarious because it totally defeats the purpose of glasses or sun-shielding yet is still worn over the eyes like an actual pair of sunglasses would.

At 9/7/09 10:28 PM, flamingninja777 wrote: "Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? Golem has, Golem's been protested and demonstrated against"

Cool it bra

Eminem, eh?

Besides, the more obvious the troll, the more fun the thread. Troll away, golem sir.

My left arm so I can wink at any expensive car that drives past and be like "I'd sure give my left arm for that car."

I don't know about you guys but the combination of my screen shrinking, a huge ass whale popping up and this ambient gurgling sound scared the shit out of me.

Dixie Normous and Seymour Cox are good ones

At 8/16/09 08:00 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Put in MS paint and enlarge it?

As soon as I put my penis in MS paint, everything will fall into place...

</cock joke>

Someone call the whaaambulance.

At 8/16/09 02:58 PM, 2534 wrote:

UH, I DUNNO. HEY SARCASTIC GAMER, CAN HE HANG WITH US?

SORRY I WAS FAPPING FOR LIKE 4 HOURS STRAIGHT, YEAH HE CAN HANG OUT WITH US. HE NEEDS A IPOD, BLACK SKIN TIGHT PANTS, A SHIRT FROM HOT TOPIC (NOT SOME GAY ASS VIDEO GAME SHIRT) AND A RAZER FOR CUTTING (HARDCORE). HE ALSO HAS TO PASS THE INITIATION FIRST.

OK WHATS THE INITIATION?

UH, YOU HAVE TO STEAL PANTIES FROM YOUR MOM'S ROOM. AND THEN AFTER YOU DO THAT, YOU HAVE TO RIDE YOUR BIKE BACKWARDS ON THE SIDEWALK.

Needs more cowbell.

I decided to make another unfunny one to further contribute to the thread.

Nothing some good ol' photoshop can't do.

At 8/15/09 11:27 PM, 2534 wrote:

HEY, YOU LIKE FUCKING SNUGGLING THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY. HA HA HA HA. THIS KIDS A FAGGOT, RIGHT?

YEAH HAHA *HIGHFIVE*

HEY GUYS CAN I STILL COME OVER

UH, I DUNNO. HEY SARCASTIC GAMER, CAN HE HANG WITH US?

At 8/15/09 11:14 PM, xJenson wrote:

At 8/15/09 11:07 PM, SarcasticGamer wrote:
FUCK YEAH DUDE, THEN YOU CAN ASK YOU'RE MOM IF YOU CAN STAY AT MY HOUSE SO WE CAN TOTALLY SMOKE SOME MARRY JANE AND SNUGGLE IN BED!

HOLY FUCK DUDE CAN I COME OVER? I FUCKING LOVE SNUGGLING!
HOLY SHIT I COULDN'T POST BECAUSE 93% OF THIS WAS QUOTES SO I DELETED SOME SHIT. I HOPE THAT'S OKAY?

HEY, YOU LIKE FUCKING SNUGGLING THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY. HA HA HA HA. THIS KIDS A FAGGOT, RIGHT?

2 engines 1 carburetor

HAWT

AWESOME, AND THEN WE CAN SAY A BUNCH OF NEW COOL CUSS WORDS WE LEARNED ON EBAUMSWORLD.COM AND ARGUE WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO SEE REAL BOOBS.

Hahaha, this is getting to be a bit much but ah screw it. Oh BTW, I signed the paper

At 8/15/09 10:59 PM, SarcasticGamer wrote:

At 8/15/09 10:55 PM, KrustyTheClown wrote:

At 8/15/09 10:48 PM, SarcasticGamer wrote:

At 8/15/09 09:25 PM, KrustyTheClown wrote:

At 8/15/09 09:19 PM, BoredClock wrote: Sir what is the difference between the T-virus and G-virus?

*yells from the back with a derisive snort and sneer*

THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. HA HA HA HA

YEAH HAHA *HIGH FIVE*

YEA DUDE. WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO SMOKE WEED AFTER SCHOOL AND GO SKATEBOARDING.

YEAH THEN WE CAN LISTEN TO OUR IPODS OUR MOM GOT US AND JUST STAND LEANING ON A WALL LOOKING DOWN!

TOTALLY, AND THEN WE CAN WEAR OUR COOL NEW BAGGY JEANS THAT OUR MOM DROVE US TO THE MALL TO GET AND LOOK OVER OUR PLASTIC BLACK SUNGLASSES! DISTURBED IS TOTALLY HARDCORE

At 8/15/09 10:48 PM, SarcasticGamer wrote:

At 8/15/09 09:25 PM, KrustyTheClown wrote:

At 8/15/09 09:19 PM, BoredClock wrote: Sir what is the difference between the T-virus and G-virus?

*yells from the back with a derisive snort and sneer*

THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. HA HA HA HA

YEAH HAHA *HIGH FIVE*

YEA DUDE. WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO SMOKE WEED AFTER SCHOOL AND GO SKATEBOARDING.

*pouts*

It's not my fault he's a nerd...

*resumes drawing on desk*

If you guys thought I was serious, calm down.

At 8/15/09 09:19 PM, BoredClock wrote: Sir what is the difference between the T-virus and G-virus?

*yells from the back with a derisive snort and sneer*

THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. HA HA HA HA

At 8/15/09 08:59 PM, Chdonga wrote: P Diddy's boner is covered in whale!

Wow, that is probably the most random post I've seen in a while.

Sperm Swamp and Cock and Ball Torture are pretty good bands...

Porngrind, anyone?

Kill myself.

Original, mirite?

*nervously slips through door*

Fuck, I'm late.