Happy Birthday Tramps, I'm going to buy you a birthday pint and I'm going to make you watch me drink it since you're not 18 yet.

It's going to taste fantastic.

Aww shucks fellows, what a thing to see after taking a break from doing unforgivable things with my toilet. Much love to you all.

Fell asleep on my living room floor for about three hours because I'd fallen off a chair and now I'm aching everywhere. Sympathy please.

The old room died on the inside, so here is a brand new room which will be full of life and just grand.

Or at least we would all like to think so.

The room died due to giant mexican hats, also some sort of illness.

Could it be aids? Perhaps it's aids.

At 4/12/09 01:22 PM, Davidzx wrote:
I suggest trying somthing new and original that hasnt been done before.

A bit like how you make sprite movies?

Oh wait, it's nothing like that is it?

At 4/9/09 10:47 AM, Silver-Glint wrote:

At 4/9/09 10:45 AM, Krum wrote: Congratulations on that thing growing inside you. I've already got dibs on your placenta so whenever you're done with the whole pregnancy thing I'd like it bubblewrapped and sent to my house. I'll be sure to cancel all the meals for the day to make room for it.

Give me your address then. :] I'd like the payment for the postage and packaging though.

Hey now you'll be getting those delicious benefits. You're loaded - you pay for it.

Congratulations on that thing growing inside you. I've already got dibs on your placenta so whenever you're done with the whole pregnancy thing I'd like it bubblewrapped and sent to my house. I'll be sure to cancel all the meals for the day to make room for it.

OH PROFESSOR! A hug would be grand. I don't care if I get poked below the waist when I can feel your hands massaging my neck.

At 3/29/09 02:18 PM, Gagsy wrote: I had a curry last night. My visit to the toilet will be mighty. Give me a call and perhaps I could use your chest as my toilet as this steamy load drops?

You're disgusting..

I once had a girl shit on my chest and I blew my load right there, she didn't even need to touch my dick.

Thank you for listening to my story, fellows.

At 3/27/09 03:42 PM, Davidzx wrote: I smell a massive ammount of mod abuse comming from the next room....

I smell a pegleg who doesn't wash or change his clothes. Not hard to catch the whiff.

Careful lads, there's a new room on the horizon.

And here it be.

At 3/27/09 11:57 AM, DELUCA2400 wrote: We need more people in here. Pretty dead today.

Wouldn't have anything to do with the non-mods getting kicked, would it?

Do you like stairs?

Aye, they're my favourite.

At 3/23/09 04:05 PM, Ejit wrote: (OFFICIAL)?

That's just sad.

There was a battle with some little boy who made a thread first. Being that my penis is bigger, I chose to be stubborn and I made this other one with that fancy tag. Also it may be because EvilJesus kept reminding me to make this thread. I was strongly against it.

This guy just turned 18 - congratulate him on that fact and then maybe give him a blowjob. Or receive one, he's happy with either.

Also give him praise on the fact that he's the smartest man in.. Wales.

BT Also has this one on their 'Headlines' section. Enjoy yourselves, but be responsible, kids.

I think it is rather spiffing and compliments the page rather magestically.

Aye, it's not too bad.

It sounds like you had a mighty fine day out, Burnzoid. In fact, I find myself rather jealous and wishful that I can have a day out just like yours.

Happy Birthday Scud, may your cock grow five inches today.

At 3/6/09 10:05 PM, C-Hawk wrote: I'm hated just as much as you, difference is, i love to be hated.

Hahaha, oh right - so that's why you kick people at the first sign of drama remotely related to you.

Gee stickam, why so quick to deactivate my account?

Also, I'll be back tomorrow, so no tears please.

Hawk just wants a little bit of online poon, ain't that sweet?

You can kick us, but you can't change the truth!

Burnzoid's shaving his pubes on cam.

Instawin.

This room's got crabs - good crabs. Not the crabs that leave you itching - crabs that will quite happily lend you a fiver so you can go and get a pint. Join this room for crabs.

At 3/2/09 11:41 AM, C-Hawk wrote:

At 3/2/09 11:26 AM, Krum wrote: Old room is no longer working, due to banana related difficulties.
You must click here.

Yes it is, you sexy teary-eyed troll you.

"No more old drama ='( How it hurts me so - mainly in the butt"

Old room is no longer working, due to banana related difficulties.

You must click here.

You can say 'banana' all you want in this room.

Just.. beat some sense into her with some sort of tray used for carrying lunch.