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Shouldn't you be at a rodeo or something, wrestling boy?

You must be pretty stupid to choose a univeristy or a college for its 'party potential'.

You must be a fucking moron.

I would recommend you not go to either of them. Just get a job as a dockworker or something and stalk women after your shift at midnight. OR work at a meat packing plant and apply the same principle.

Actually you could do that in any low-paying job and still get vagina, beer AND save 30,000 dollars on a bullshit attempt to educate a moron like yourself.

I read an essay claiming that for some people, post-secondary education is just an 'aging vat'. Point proven.

I would be pleasantly surprised. But nothing more.

Usually if you are begging for a new layout, it is becuse you've been spending too much time there and your eyes need something else rather than the same grey, orange, black colour combination. It is your brain telling you that you can't live in a website.

It's WRONG people. WRONG.

Runaway Bride.

At 1/10/07 12:25 AM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 1/10/07 12:23 AM, kreten wrote: I don't understand that statement at all. In any way. That's not an insult, I just must be really stupid.

I said that you have a low postcount and you probably lead an active social life.

Well played, sir.

NOVEMBER. OH NO!

At 1/10/07 12:20 AM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 1/10/07 12:15 AM, kreten wrote: Post count means as much as a big FAT cock in a room full of straight men.
Or......
Yeah.

Says the user with the low postcount and probably an active social life.

I don't understand that statement at all. In any way. That's not an insult, I just must be really stupid.

The purpose of a Bulletin-Board System is not to fill it up with posts because all the user's have set number goals for themselves. The purpose is to have access and partake in somewhat coherent discourse.

Post count means as much as a big FAT cock in a room full of straight men.

Or......

Yeah.

Britain is just as much to blame for human stupidity as any other culture.

At 1/6/07 12:21 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 1/5/07 11:26 PM, kreten wrote: Okay, so I hope you asre not offended.

You got the s and r mixed up >:3

I have a right to do so, ASSSJACK.

<3

How the hell do you think you're going to print 500 pages without paying? This hardly seems like the kind of scenario you can cheat yourself out of. Get a job so that you can afford the print job at a printing centre or suck it up and use the guide on the computer.

This ;posty was posted when the poster was drunk. GO CAPTAQIN MORGAN'S WHITE RUM

NO CHILDREN.

Not at this time, or in the future in my current state of mind and opinion about the state of the earth.

This ;posty was posted when the poster was drunk. GO CAPTAQIN MORGAN'S WHITE RUM

At 1/5/07 11:26 PM, kreten wrote: AND I HOPE YOUR POSTS CONTINUE TO FLOURISH. THANKS FOR REPLYING.

I just wanted to add that I don't know what you are talking about when you mention the nihilist thing. Or however you spell it.

This ;posty was posted when the poster was drunk. GO CAPTAQIN MORGAN'S WHITE RUM

At 1/5/07 11:17 PM, kreten wrote: Look back at his older poists and you will see the truth.

If you are talking about the nihilism, that is an obstacle that is to be overcome in order to become suntermensch.

Thanks for the nice words.

OH NO.

If anything, take my words with a POUND of salt. I love you man. And this is me trying to type through the alcohol clogging my veins. I LOVE YOU.

Okay, so I hope you asre not offended.

AND I HOPE YOUR POSTS CONTINUE TO FLOURISH. THANKS FOR REPLYING.

This ;posty was posted when the poster was drunk. GO CAPTAQIN MORGAN'S WHITE RUM

At 1/5/07 11:19 PM, Platinum wrote: Anyone who calls him a post whore is a fucking idiot.

He has some of the best, most thought-filled posts on this site.

I concur. He is witty. Andf he is a worthwhile poster. That is why he has survived as long as he has.

This ;posty was posted when the poster was drunk. GO CAPTAQIN MORGAN'S WHITE RUM

Well I've been around longer than him, so I know that his logic is lacking in some way - and that his intellect is not as pristine as you think. Look back at his older poists and you will see the truth.

-This ;posty was posted when the poster was drunk. GO CAPTAQIN MORGAN'S WHITE RUM

At 1/5/07 12:36 PM, catman03 wrote: you wrote:
youre watching the simpsons

i am?
and family guy may be A rip off but its also being superior to teh simpsons now,and the episodes with gil arent that bad.

True, but American Dad is very unfunny.

At 1/3/07 12:52 PM, Ominent wrote: What instant messaging system is it on? AIM, Yahoo, Xfire?

Research is good.

Alias: bigbadron
Web: BBR: Setting the bar lower.
AIM: bigbadron13

Age: 22
Gender: Male
Habitat: Streamwood, Illinois
Job: Lab Assistant

LV 21 Dark

Because THIS is the theme.

I didnt mean you draw the exact same thing.

At 12/28/06 02:01 AM, TheBeagle wrote: You see I usually cannot tell realism from Hentai styled beause my cheeks are so large they swell up my face, causing my eyes to close in and limiting my vision. I usually am used to goggling over paper girls cuz Im too fucking fat to see anything.

Obese skin flab usually doesn't swell, it POOFS then sags.

This new breed of body padding sounds quite intriguing. Maybe of the violet-blueberry-wonka variety, but certainly not usual to the 'internet virgin' type that Elfer identified.

And I agree with most everyone here, the story is dumb.

At 1/3/07 02:27 AM, tATu-phreak wrote: Hippie.

I'll take a caramel frappachino, venti... only in an unrecycled material.

I would think 'environmentally conscious' would be more accurate. But then again, I am on the NG BBS.

This is probably the coolest topic on Newgrounds right now. You fucking prats.

How about instead of drowning out the flavour of coffee, you instead drink it black.

And instead of drinking overpriced beans that have decimated rainforests, you buy organic coffee and make it at home, on a reusable stove, or a reusable coffee maker, and store it all day in a reusable thermos.

You could have a month's worth of coffee for 10 dollars with that system, and you'd save a lot of forest.

Is that someone opening their legs in the screen?

FUCKING LIFE. I'm so pissed right now. And MSPaint decided to take a shit all over me.

SO HERE'S THE TASK

You see my thing? You have to make a thing just like it!

Godspeed.

Porradge.

At 1/1/07 01:42 AM, HobbesCreek wrote: Yeah, nothing more then a joint. But whatever.. we were going to go out and hit up another one a few hours later, but we fell asleep. >__>

Did you just inhale it like a cigarette? That's what I did the first time and nothing happened. I later learned that I would have to inhale deeply and fast and hold it in so that the THC can get into your body. I was just inhaling and exhaling.

It is highly potent when digested. But you already knew that.

Rape my courses better and get a job.

Did you just say "its over" or did you freak out and break stuff and cause a bunch of shit?

I would imagine if you just said "bhhae9hag it's OVER" it would be easier to recover from than the latter.