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At 2/18/07 09:10 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: And why, why don't you treat lesbians the same way? You masturbate towards lesbians, you throw things towards gays.

Is it "gross"? Or "unnatural"? It dosen't even concern you, and people make such a big deal out of two guys kissing.

Why????

Are you fucking kidding me?

Look around. Look at the advertisements on the streets, billboards, take a look in magazines, no matter how strong the female influence is, we live in a MALE society. If you don't agree, really look at the next ad you see that features a woman.

Women are a tool of marketing, and society in the last thousand years has been dominated by men, different cultural influences and religions, different from ancient greece. Ancient Greece, man. Think about it.

Well, she's not an x-box.

All girls are different, bopper.

You lazy little buggers. A thread that makes you think? OH BOY.

As stated in the topic title, this post will address the problem of generational development, from the baby boomers to the post - gen EX crowd (born in the 70's, not the 60's.)

For those who for whatever reason cannot make it through this post, I'm simply talking about whether the current generation that is about to lead the world is more advanced than previous ones.

This query popped up at a rare book store where I found an art magazine entitled "Think the war in Vietnam is bad, look at what is happening on America's campus." The magazine cover depicted a funky hipster with big sideburns and round pink glasses.

And then I realized something - there was free, revolutionary youth in the 60's, 70's. In the 50's, even in the 20's. They were all uninhibited and free. Until they got older. The generations of the 30's led the society of the 50's 60's and 70's, and though all of those previous generations were wild in their youth, they toned down. I know with each generation, things like drug policing, sexual orientation, and issues within the media have become steadily lax, but that kid on the cover of the magazine is a baby boomer.

And baby boomers are the cause of some of the crappiest campaigns of the 20th and 21st century. Advertising that concentrates on some very narrow streams, female sexuality and the male gaze have all become a whole other issue, despite their craziness in comparison to ads some decades prior. The motherfuckers that were rallying car manufacturers and other sources of pollution in the 60's and 70's are now greedily hording their petrodollars to prevent any chance of an actually HEALTHY car to emerge on the market - save for some that waste less gas and commercials that depict cars in green pastures to make their cars look more environmentally-friendly, but still hazardous.

How will the next generation deviate?

a deviation:

NO sex in the media - sex in the media - rampant sex in the media - subconscious sex in the media

Big coal factories - healtier factories - global warming.

Pills are bad for your liver.

Weed, though bad for you, is purported to be less hazardous in the greater scheme of things than both cigarettes and alcohol.

At 2/14/07 01:50 PM, BonusStage wrote:

LLEGALLY FUCKING DOWNLOAD ALL THE TIME YOU ACCOUNT STEALING FAGGOT.

Oh god, i'm sorry, please don't, stel

my
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please

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

At 2/14/07 01:46 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 2/14/07 01:40 PM, Paradox wrote: You'll be banging her in seconds.

Oh god man, you're soooo funny, you wanna be my friend?

My cable internet can download songs in seconds.

Do you sound like that guy? huh? do you?

At 2/14/07 10:30 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 2/14/07 10:29 AM, kreten wrote: About 20 of them. Infatuation is like a big can of mayo. You can spread that shit everywhere for a while.

Mayo is white
Shit is brown.

Huge fail nig

How about I give you a spoon so you can eat out my ass.

At 2/12/07 04:06 PM, PuRpLeHaZe wrote: Anyone else have a person in their life, they are shy to talk to, but are really interested in them? im assuming its common.

Sounds like infatuation.

And I had 'a person in my life' that I was shy to talk to .... etc.

About 20 of them. Infatuation is like a big can of mayo. You can spread that shit everywhere for a while.

OMG DUDE

A long time ago, my brother heard some way to make people faint instantly. It involves a harsh push directly below the ribcage and it causes the wind to be released from the body.

At which point I fainted. And hit me head.

In about 2-3 days I will be level 14.

HAHAH wow this is such a stat thread.

At 2/10/07 08:11 PM, Kronos777 wrote: Before you know it , all that's left of earth is a chunk floating through space with a fucked up cow on it.

Can anyone be more mature than just talking about periods? I mean, some of you must have had girlfriends, or contact with females through the course of a month, right? Or are all of these notions about menstruation straight from TV?

After revieweing all of these follies throughout history, it came to mind that I would really like to know what the situation might have been if women started out as the leaders and continued throughout time..

Consider the qualities of the FEMALE, and use this knowledge to compare and contrast it with the qualities and in bad traits of the MALE.

Would a WOMAN go nuts and begin a fascist regime? (Now that I think about it, maybe..)

AND WHAT IF ONLY WOMEN AND GAY MEN EXISTED? And procreation would occur through insemination. Whoa. Coool.

It wouldn't make much sense punching a punching bag with your bare hands to look cool -- because you're the only one there.

So stop being an idiot, and wear gloves.

At 2/6/07 04:58 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: List all the movies you believe people should see before they die
Pretty self explanitory

1. Shaun of the Dead
2. Fight Club
3. Reservoir Dogs
4. From Dusk till Dawn
5. Sin City
6. Pulp Fiction

...

Continue

Maybe if you were a dying teenager.

I think I typed something like this before - but if something like a rule is broken but in an EXTREME way - if you managed to get 10,000 posts you would obviously be very well known and popular otherwise you wouldn't have stayed or you're a moron, it is somewhat acceptable to breach that. Because people will CARE and will know you. This is why in some cases rules are allowed to be broken. If nobody knows you, then why make a thread advertising yourself?

But if every idiot (myself included) was allowed to post their OMG 100 POSTS or even 3000 posts, since it isnt really that big compared to most, the forum would be full of shit..

Keep your extreme lameness to yourself.

At 2/8/07 11:32 PM, Michael wrote: CanBUTT MadDICKFUCKER and UberFAG

brun

Also kreten, you stole that account

whoa, actually i didn't. I'm using this one in a legit way.

...MICHAEL. WHO'S NAME IS MICHAEL? WHAT A DUMB NAME.

At 2/8/07 10:33 PM, EddieIronMaiden wrote: But hey, what can we do about it?

Nothing. Except get banned for speaking the truth.

Are you serious?

Who the fuck cares, it's a forum. And why would a user make a topic about a random mod and post it to try to be funny? There would be no point. Unless that user has an affiliation with the mods. Since that scenario makes sense, the user would not be banned or the thread deleted if it was funny. If YOU made a topic, it would be lame-ass, and that is why they always fail.

Also, BonusStage, u still suk.

This is why I am pro-abortion.

You know something, I vote DS.

There's a game for that (forgot the name, its japanese) but the main theme is you have to perform surgery on people.

I removed 2 tumors from a pancreas in under 3 minutes and got a C rookie grade first time playing... You inject people with LIFE juice, for lack of a better term, make incisions, sew things back up/...

Its sort of like that lawyer game theme wise, only obviously much better. I recommend it.

At 2/2/07 12:32 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Twice, well... twice that I can remember. I don't mean I die and wake up... but I feel myself die, my body shut down...

Once when I was shot by some japenese guy, and another in a car crash. It felt like my life was exiting my body.

Could be overexposure to monitor rays?

dream?

Think about it.

Maybe if you got the wrestler off of your signature.

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.

Well why don't you huh? It's cause o' you Jack, that I'm like this.

I'm..........nnnnnothin, I'm n-n-owhere.

He thought logically to bash his foot off with a huge chunk of cement instead of sawing it off

because it would have taken longer.

Why didn't that guy shoot his chains at the beginning of the movie? He had a gun.

I can beat all you suckers at this because when I was 14 I got a typing tutor that whipped me into fine shape. And these forums probably helped.

There. Nice and skillfull.

I want to know how to spell that animal what look laik a whale and has a big unicorn horn on its head to drill through ice. You may have seen him in the hit movie ELF.

Anyway i cant find any freaking info on it online! MAYBE IT IS MY SPELLING?

Your vocals sound like somebody calling in on a radio show. The quality sucks - so fix that.

Also, why do you feel the need to communicate with everyone here like a deranged toddler? Is it not enough that funk begat hip-hop and hip-hop eventually had to settle (hopefully it has settled) in the grimy, talentless and base realm of rap?

Go back to the candy shop you hack, or buy a new microphone.

I've wondered the same thing, but I really don't think it makes that much of a difference. A good title is way more important.