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NOT TAKING MY KIDS TO SCHOOL THERE, HOHO.

I think you were chewing on some chunk of flash drive and you started choking on it?

The incident with the surfer and the shark was pretty depressing, as was the thing about kittens. I couldn't bring myself to click those external links because I don't feel the need to watch a kitten get stomped by some idiot.

As an aside, I thinkthe fact that some of this stuff exists is pretty ghoulish. And it also disturbs me when I see dead people's open eyes - especially when their heads are blown off, it looks like a cartoon, they're all stretched and flat.

At 3/24/07 02:24 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote:

At 3/24/07 12:34 PM, Champigne wrote: Yeah, many greeks were gay.

Homosexuality didn't seem as odd back then though, I guess it would be the equivelent of I don't know, number of color televisions in homes today. Now see, a while ago color TVs were rare as hell, and if you owned more than one, you must have been rich. But nowadays, you can get a color TV for like $25 at walmart.

That's sort of the opposite of what you're trying to say.

If youre comparing homosexuality to color TV's then and now. LOL THAT'S FUNNY

At 3/24/07 02:14 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 3/24/07 02:08 PM, kreten wrote: I heard that too, but what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

They were still monstrous beefcakes, even MORE so than in the movie.

Anakin Beefstroker.

Anakin had no beef.

I heard that too, but what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

They were still monstrous beefcakes, even MORE so than in the movie.

See thats what i was thinking,

but if you turned upside down wouldnt your brain still be thinking right-side up? i mean, youd be upside down and the blood would be rushing to your head. Maybe you turn inside out and then outside in again.

I don't know much about physics or the condition of gravity - but what if we installed an elevator heat proof and indestructible to go from our surface dwon, until we reached the other side of the planet

And if we went down that elevator, would we be disoriented when we came out ? WOULD DOWN BE UP? WTF?

I figured it would have been all swept up sort of

you know, cause its been 6 years and all.

What is in place of the twin towers in New York City right now? Does anyone know?

From what I've heard in this topic from other female users, and from my own personal experience - it's always different.

When I lost my virginity, it was the first time for both of us. And I think the pain factor is always the worst in the beginning - partially because you are inexperienced and don't know how much better something is when you're not working DRY, if you know what I mean.

...I mean sometimes it will hurt less if the girl is actually 'in the mood', and there is enough lubrication just from excitement for the experience to be enjoyable.

I can't really relate to how you will respond the next time that you decide to have sex, because your prior experience will be a big influence and I've never had that happen. I will tell you that based on your age then and the immense unpleasantness of the circumstances, I imagine your next time will probably be much better - or as good as it gets for people their first time. The important thing is not to let that early experience give you any sort of an impression of what sex can really be like. It can be an amazing, overwhelming thing - if you just try and let it.

The big message in this post - lots of foreplay will go a long way in terms of pain prevention.

At 3/5/07 02:55 PM, Funky-F15 wrote:

At 3/5/07 01:26 PM, Mitok wrote: Maybe cuz you're an inu yasha fag?

only 3 inuyasha things

One is enough.

I can tell you that the necklaces you have displayed are identical to any tacky ten dollar trash that you can find wrapped in two cent plastic covers avaliable at any flea market or convenience store.

The anime garbage just makes it worse.

am I crazy or...

At 2/23/07 01:00 PM, DigDugz wrote: I wouldn't really count adding an extra finger in a flash "fucking up big".

I agree.

At 2/22/07 04:00 PM, BlueHippo wrote: that sounds like something interesting i saw, but for LSD, check this page out (if you haven't) it's quite interesting :)

I saw that quite a while ago. Every few months I go back and visit it - it is fascinating.

Go see a shrink.

I also plan to draw every hour or so. Nothing major, just a picture if the mood strikes me.

I'm currently in design school training as an illustrator, but I often find myself at a loss for what to draw. Maybe this will help.

At 2/22/07 03:34 PM, Mitok wrote: I believe all druggies have the right amount of experience to right a book about whatever the fuck they want.

I don't understand what you are trying to say.

At 2/22/07 03:26 PM, Jarv2ie wrote: Sorry about that... anyway you really think 2 grams will be enough to get you trippin' balls? Cause I doubt it.

Well tripping balls was said in the heat of the moment. If I wanted to actually trip balls I would have taken a fourth or even double the 2 grams, but as this is my first trip, I don't want to experiment too much with my tolerance (which is extremely low with both marijuana and alcohol).

This weekend, I will be tripping balls off 2 grams of beautiful mushrooms. I will consume them with orange juice, the citrus will trigger the marvellous-ITY of it all, and I will chew until the psilocybin penetrates my gums and begins the mindfuck.

I will watch fantasia, maybe walk outside. This will occur at 10pm, the previous day will be spent watching nature shows, fasting and meditating.

To any anti-drug replies, I have done 7 months of research on this topic, so anything you have to say will be raped by disproving facts.

So someone opening a can and not drinking it pushes your buttons hard?

Somebody needs to raise their button priorities.

Does depriving yourself of sleep have bad side effects?

Well, seeing as how your body uses sleep time to recharge for the next day, give you energy and stuff, I'd say yes, there are bad side effects. Think of it as a cellphone that needs to be charged.

The longest I've gone was almost 24 hours when I had to study for a test, but I don't really make it a hobby.

At 2/20/07 03:40 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 2/20/07 03:38 PM, kreten wrote:

At 2/20/07 03:21 PM, 0peth wrote: CrimsonEdge, you make me smile.

And don't copy my post :(

He made me smile.

I saw your post and thought of putting ''you make me smile as well'', but I didn't think you would care.

HAHAHAHAHHA

ok i don't. You make me smile.

I think in the case of this debate, both CrimsonEdge and the other guy have a point.

I think one side of the argument is really idealized. I mean, it would be wonderful to be able to afford all of those pleasures (as life sometimes does not allot), but at present it seems to work for you.

And the other side of the argument is just as justified, in which certain experiences that person went through or lessons they learned (which are different from yours OMG) make them believe in another way of living as reflected by what they know.

You guys need to stop being so narrow minded.

At 2/20/07 03:21 PM, 0peth wrote: CrimsonEdge, you make me smile.

And don't copy my post :(

You know, that game where someone picks a number and then another number and then it says YOU SMELL or something, i need to know what the fuck it's called,

does it even have a name?

Your topics always made me smile.

You probably can't tell, because you're such an alcoholics.

Ask a second opinion and then take a shower you SMELLY BASTARDS.

I know if you've ever been downtown you will agree - drunks commonly have this smell in addition to the alcohol, which is a strong pungent odor of BEEF AND CHEESE that can be smelled from the length of a streetcar. It literally stinks up a bus.

But what is it? What the fuck is it? How come every drunk smells like beef and cheese?

I get the beef and cheese from Elf - that movie described this perfectly.

At 2/19/07 01:02 PM, milinko959 wrote: I am honestly so tired of them. All they do is talk about how everyone treats them weird. HMMM I WONDER WHY?!!?!?!

Hey how many little people do you talk to?

At 2/18/07 11:44 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Ya know whats funny?

The whole deal on the taboo on homosexuality, is the same taboo that was once so heavily held on masturbation.

Hahaha. Equating a life choice that has been a controversy since the beginning of humanity and that is so intensely challenged, constantly, with self gratification.

Don't think so. I mean, you can't pin this one down on Christianity. Go to Africa a thousand years ago and kiss A GUY , IF UR A GUY, and then come back and tell me what you just told me.

Lame. Ass.