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At 9/6/06 12:57 AM, Castlevaniac wrote: ... that there are any freaks out there that fap to lemonparty, meatspin, or tubgirl?

tere are a lot of people in the world. That's like asking if anyone jacks off to teacups. I'm sure they do.

THIS NEEDS TO BE LOVED

You can put your drink on it.

HAHAHAHA

menstruation part was funny.

Sounds so real. Magnums too.

LAME RESPONSEEEEEEES.

At 8/28/06 06:36 PM, Armel wrote: Tom Fulp walking around, what would you do? I would ask him for his NG account and immediatly get killed after that... so yeah, what would you do if you found tom fulp

probably wouldn't talk to him unless I was sure it was him. life if he was wearing an NG shirt.

So along with my cryogenically preserved body, I'm going to keep a few tabs of blotter acid that I will pick up on my way out of the de-vitrification centre 100 years later when I am re-animated.

Then, I will live out my life by re-vitrifying myself every other year, and in like 8900 AD when I'm about 105, I will measure out my dying moments by some hi-tech measuring tool, and then I will consume my 6000 year old tabs of LSD, and...

fuck I forgot where I was going with this.

SO what are you going to do before you die?

Huckleberry.

At 9/4/06 01:14 AM, brainface wrote:

ie. Rumble in the Bronx

Love that movie.

When he's all bloodied up in the alleyway after people keep throwing bottles at him for like half an hour.

At 9/4/06 01:08 AM, Jeffaro wrote:

At 9/4/06 01:06 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

At 9/4/06 01:06 AM, Latios_ wrote: You love unfunny jokes don't you.

Never said it was funny.

Also, blow me *finger*

Hmm..shes female..and your'e male..so it all works out...right?

SHE'S ABOUT AS FEMALE AS HER DICK.

At 9/4/06 12:24 AM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Oh what the fuck, did you make that in mspaint? >.<

Of course. Old school.

I love retracing the past, so this will be split into a few sections that nobody will probably ever read, but I like to have it around for memory's sake:

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PART ONE - 1988-1994 - When I lived in Europe
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1992-94 - There was a very specific brand of gum that gave you a picture of a car. Sometimes the car was a new model, sometimes it was old. Often, you could find a rare one. The gums were all pink. I can still remember the smell of that gum. It... was quite lovely. I'm sure if I smelled it I could transport myself

1993/4 - They were these scented sticky notes that people used to collect like pokemon cards. They had different pictures on them and were usually something random or cheesy that you would find on a greeting card.

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PART TWO- 1994-1998 - Elementary school and Junior High
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1994-97 - When I came to Canada, all the kids were going apeshit about pogs. I bought quite a few and used to bury them in the school sandbox, but I would forget where I put them later on when I tried to dig them up. I only played it occasionally with my best friend at the time.

1997 - Starting grade 4, everyone was freaking out about Spice Girls stickers. YEAH, and so I told a bunch of girls I had a stash of about 200 of them, and I had 50 girls chasing me for one day. Then they learned it was a bust.

1997/98 - Crazy bones started appearing, and I got a tiny little bag of them from my parents or brother, not sure, for christmas. Everybody was playing this game in the schoolyard, but I never learned it or played with anybody. I'll still get a feeling of nostalgia when I pick one up.

1997 - Tearaway pants. I came to school with a pair one day, and everyone lost their minds. I don't believe it when I think about it.

1998-2002 - FUCKING POKEMON CARDS, the biggest fad that there ever was (besides maybe pet rocks). I had maybe 20 of them in my prime. I never learned the game, never bothered. I had Mewtwo once, and in grade 8 I was still persuading my friend to give me some more shinies.

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PART THREE- 2002-present - High School
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2003ish-now - The first time Emo culture sprung up in my age group, but not the earliest sign of it, I'm sure.

8000 BC - present day - Drugs, lol. Fell for that one.

Seriously? Why are you all ignoring this!

ZEES R FUN

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hacks are the common term used to decribe people that tend to chop up their neibhours with axes. Probably originated by some rather mad hackers that hacked dead animals.

45 f4r 45 (0mpu73r5 4r3 (0n(3rn3d, h4(k1n6 15 4 7L4 0f h1j4(k1n6, 0r 7h3 h0571|3 74k1n6-(0n7r0|-0f 4 (0mpu73r 5734|1n6 p455w0rd5 4nd 57uff.

as far as computers are concerned, hacking is a ? of hacking, or the hostile taking-control-of a computer stealing passwords and stuff.

|_|p0n r34d1n6 7h15, y0u w1|| h4v3 833n h4(k3d, 8y 7h3 3v1| h41ry j4v45(r1p7 0f 5474n5 5(r07um. 70 4v01d 63771n6 "|-|4(k3d" 60 70 Run; 4nd 7yp3 "f0rm47 (undefined"

upon reading this, you will have been hacked by the evil hairy javascript of satans scrotum. to avoid getting "hacked" go to run; and type "format (undefined"

7h3 rum0ur 601n6 4r0und r3(3n7|y 15 7h47 1f y0u h4(k 7h3 3n71r3 1n73rn37, y0u 7r4n5f0rm 1n70 4 7163r. P|3453 5734| 4|| 7h47 y0u (4n fr0m |\/|1(r050f7.

the rumour going around recently is that if you hack the entire internet, you transform into a tiger. please steal all that you can from microsoft.

it doesn't make you gay.

Everybody talks about a penis man, but who has the BALLS to actually fabricate one? SCROTUM CAPE INCLUDED?

WELL THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE. LET'S SEE SOME MS PAINT COCKMEN! DO IT!

lol omgf it's all over.

You folks need to find something better to talk about.

At 9/3/06 01:44 AM, HeinousDude wrote: I read it and think to myself: totally high school.

this is true. they are all, in fact, attending high school.

At 9/2/06 04:23 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: What type of tablet do you use, and how much did it cost?

wacom, about 4 years ago. Christmas geeft.

Maybe $100-something?

I hope you're all a little bit more mature this year.

So tell me what you think

THIS IS A WORTHY THING.

At 9/2/06 03:19 PM, Anonymous12345 wrote:

At 9/2/06 03:17 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: Tell everyone why you need to cover up your forearm, I'm sure we would all love to know.

Now.

You don't need to know that to answer the question. All you need to know is that I need to cover one of my forearms.

Really, it would help to know if you were slicing skin off, that way we can decide what medium of material is needed to account for the profuse amount of blood that will drip out, etc.

Just tell us what the fuck is wrong with your fucking forearm, motherfucker.

The best revenge is living well.

In 5 years I will be 23. And I will have been posting here for like...8 years. Ew.

At 9/2/06 02:58 PM, MetalDuck wrote:

At 9/2/06 02:57 PM, CementSocks wrote: broken link.

Well damn that..

http://web.archive.o../20040615021947/http

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At 9/2/06 02:54 PM, kreten wrote: 5 minutes on the dizzot.

oh no. i did not colour in his moustache.

that was an homage to frank zappa by the way.

5 minutes on the dizzot.