I don't think the Earths atmosphere is 100 miles tall. Besides, isn't this what Predator missiles are for?

*Pulls out computer* *Aims for the red square around OP*

I hope you can run fast. This is for all the marbles.

*Pulls right trigger*

Uh oh! Spetznaz win!

You've been promoted to Commander.

I have an even better idea. How about you go and find out yourself. Just click that thing that says "Profile" look what it says, and maybe click it.

Please?

Are you kidding? I'm going to crush the living hell out of them.

With my love that is ;)

At 11/19/09 11:44 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: So NG id like to hear your opinion on this. Do you think assisted suicide is suicide, or a murder?

Assisted suicide is hilarious and gets me extra EXP. It's even better when I'm using the riot shield and they put a sticky grenade on me and I huggle them to death.

At 11/19/09 01:36 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

At 11/19/09 01:34 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

I'm a homosexual!

Feel better kthnxbai

Just because I made you come out of the closest kirby bear :)

I've been in and out of them my whole life, and right now there's all sorts of Legos and special edition video games boxes in there. Plus, I'm sure my "fat ass-ets" is bigger than yours.

At 11/18/09 10:26 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

At 11/18/09 10:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Is this first dibs? CALLED IT.

Whoever wants to fight to the death for my 7 grand.

Nice try punk, but you aren't going to trick me. I've seen Cowboy Bebop when Faye gets all those debts transfered into her name by that guy. You're trying to sweet talk me! This shit won't work on me!
Get away from me, sickie!

Feel better kthnxbai

You know whats funny? I don't wear collared shirts, bow ties, or taped-up glasses, and I have no idea what a pocket protector looks like in the slightest.

I love killing stereotypes.

Ah yeah, natural human functions. Nothing is more amazing or efficient than the human excretory systems. The way they remove the waste from the body is truly a marvel, if I do say so myself.

*Fart*

Oh pardon me...

At 11/18/09 11:09 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 11/18/09 11:06 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote: How is that sketchy though?

Their marketing messages are directly oppositional. Axe promotes sexism and unrealistic standards of beauty while Dove campaigned against that very notion and promoted female empowerment.

What the fuck, advertising? I never noticed this before, and I usually am on top of the random-ass trivia categories.

WTF

At 11/18/09 05:07 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: That's not a bulldozer, it's a backhoe. But as a fan of nature and gratuitous destruction, I approve of this dramatic story.

You fucking idiot, it's an excavator. Lern2machinery.

That's not a bulldozer, it's a backhoe. But as a fan of nature and gratuitous destruction, I approve of this dramatic story.

At 11/18/09 11:14 AM, ColdRicePudding wrote: For me it would be passing my driving test and getting a car :)

I failed my drivers test 3 times, but this was when I was sixteen. Now that I'm twenty, I'd say the fact I purchased/am paying off my own car and not having to rely on a hunk of shit anymore.

I always find it funny to go to Wal-mart or Target and play a nice rousing game of "How may Naruto games can I find?" I think my record is 11.

At 11/10/09 05:52 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 11/9/09 05:50 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: Ehh, the Anime is too childish. 4Kids ruined it, and created "Believe it!" as it's catch phrase to attract viewers, check the manga out.

It was Funimation.

Funimation sucks at almost everything they do.

This scene left me with a rather shocked/worried feeling. It made me feel really down watching all the people try desperately (and failing) to run from me and my commrades as we slaughtered them. It carried a lot of weight behind it because never before have I had to mow down so many civilians in one place or time. It was just a strange feeling.

And to those saying GTA was no different... Yes it was. I played those games with the intention of not killing all the civilians I came across. My real target was the challenge the police offered me as resistance grew and the missions therein. Plus, they'd just run away comically or yell funny-ass one liners. The civies in "No Russian" did not do that. The direness of the situations compared are not realistic to me, and therefore are completely different.

I never saw her online that much. However, I can finally say that the whole Jade being a shemale wasn't funny in the slightest bit.

Nothing, because it's funny. Those flashes suck and are therefore, being Retsupuraed.

Christmas makes me sad because Thanksgiving is pushed aside for ruthless Capitalism, and I like money and stuff, but I love family more.

):

I will get it after I get off work tonight. Then I'll play it a bit and have to go to bed because I have to go back in at 11 the next day. But after that, I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU REAL SOON!

I'm a Ninja.

I almost ate myself when I bit the inside of my mouth yesterday, so I know your pain.

At 11/8/09 09:55 PM, Diddy wrote: Family Guy DIED DIED DIED after Season 4......IMHO

No, not in your humble opinion. What you stated was fact.

I've seen a few funny ones, but the best ever was "MyFunnyGamertag." I think I encountered that in Halo 2.

I don't see a need for me to change to Windows 7. My laptop, once all the kinks were hammered out, works just fine with Vista.

I used to get Blue Screens randomly, but that was because of 2 Anti-Virus programs were installed. (Hurr) And one that was taken care of, everything's fine. Uprgading would just cost me time and money.

That Christmas will stop being so commercialized and everyone enjoy the holidays with their families and loved ones.

As you can see, I'm a very disappointed person every year.

Ill tell you what I think.

Get some Windex and a towel. It's obviously a smudge and drives down the resale value of the truck, showing everyone the windows are dirty.

At 11/5/09 01:53 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Please tell me it was posted on September 10, 2001. *Crosses fingers*

Actually it was posted somewhere around the summer of 2004.

Then please allow me to say failtroll was fail.

At 11/5/09 01:44 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Besides, it could have been worse...like the time when a Red Sox troll on a Yankees forum came and wished that a terrorist would hijack a plane and crash it into the Yankee Stadium.

Please tell me it was posted on September 10, 2001. *Crosses fingers*

I'm handy with animal care, if this counts. But trivia is more my forte, so I'll make sure to get on Jeopardy! someday.

My parents divorcing. Everything in my life changed rapidly after this event, but I see it happened for the better.

Dressing up in costume, because there are some days I look in the mirror, get angry, and yell "God-damn it, I feel like being Philip J. Fry today!"

At 11/5/09 12:57 AM, Dawnslayer wrote:

Saying they is cheaters is a bit much and unfair on their victory.

Unless it's Super Bowl XL and you KNOW the winning team cheated.

Or if it's Super Bowl XLII and you KNOW that should have been a sack.