sex is just sex, youre ready at 16

At 7/21/09 10:30 PM, JKMonkey wrote: I hate thinking how nine year olds have won oscars and I'm 22 and fix computers for a living.

all the opportunities ive missed, WWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I know who I am, I dont care who the world knows, fuck them.

At 7/22/09 12:56 AM, Armado wrote: what im supposed to do to stop him?

call a suicide hotline

At 7/22/09 12:48 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: Cool, and I just upgraded to AOL 3.0.

brb gotta sort my pogs collection

Im surprised you remember pogs, youngin'

At 7/21/09 11:50 PM, agustana wrote: The moment your lips touch hers whip your cock out and put her hand on your boner.

you're too young for that kind of talk, lol
( This is a good idea, however, I say try it, and make sure police are within yelling distance )

At 7/21/09 11:36 PM, squadus2 wrote: Any help?

if you cant manage a kiss, you should just give up now

At 7/21/09 10:29 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote:

At 7/21/09 09:53 PM, Krasnoyarsk wrote:

he was only 9, that isnt funny, that sucks.

No it is funny because a 9 year old should know better than to drink gas/petrol

i wont laugh at deaths under 10, you're only 14, you dont know enough about anything to be saying what people should know what.

At 2/19/09 11:34 PM, Masculine wrote: Just looks like someone standing there in the background.

theres no such things as ghosts people, grow up.

At 7/21/09 10:08 PM, Wuggawoot wrote:

At 7/21/09 10:06 PM, STEM wrote: It was a book to protest the Vietnam war. Most if not all of the information you find in it is completely false. You'll learn of drugs that don't exist, conspiracies that are blown out of proportion, and bomb recipes that will kill you in the process of their creation. Pretty bad read imho.

Yeah, a lot of the chlorine bombs are terrible. The section on thermite/bomb usage is very handy though.

some of my favorite parts of the book were the little subsectionary things, like "fucking up McDonalds" or "phone terrorism"

At 7/21/09 10:06 PM, STEM wrote: It was a book to protest the Vietnam war. Most if not all of the information you find in it is completely false. You'll learn of drugs that don't exist, conspiracies that are blown out of proportion, and bomb recipes that will kill you in the process of their creation. Pretty bad read imho.

theres also some good information

At 7/21/09 10:01 PM, EmperorCharlemagne wrote:

At 7/21/09 09:59 PM, Wuggawoot wrote:

4. Picking Master Locks
5. The Arts of Lockpicking I
6. The Arts of Lockpicking II

So this is how Jill got to be the Master of Unlocking

most of the cookbooks methods are out dated, especially the credit card section, however, lockpicking has been the same forever, anyone of any use can pick a lock

At 7/21/09 07:18 PM, masterchef56 wrote: HOW BOUT' YOU PICK THE FUCKING PHONE UP AND CALL HER BACK.

It's a good idea.

so where's the much needed update?

At 7/21/09 08:30 PM, HappyMango wrote: if you could lay out a trap, how would you do it?where would you set it, and who would you catch?

bend the metal on a lightbulb and fill it with gun powder

make a bomb, with a timed fuse, using a cigarette and a box of matches

At 7/21/09 09:50 PM, smeagol1 wrote: A fucking transformer!!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi cs/howaboutthat/5877824/Boy-drinks-petro l-to-become-Transformer.html

Xiao Fang, from Xingwen in eastern China, reportedly drank the petrol in secret, sipping it as he ate food in the belief that it could help

he was only 9, that isnt funny, that sucks.

At 7/21/09 09:09 PM, Blush wrote: I think it's bad. I mean people worked hard to make their product, so they should be paid for it. Unless of course they made it so that it could be distributed freely.

god forbid they only have one pool instead of two.

go ahead, fight us, if you can.

At 7/21/09 09:11 PM, SorgensKammer wrote:

At 7/21/09 09:03 PM, Munzy wrote: Too Long; Didn't Read

agreed

I read it all....sadly

At 7/21/09 08:20 PM, newsome wrote: in a position where you could tickle him and he could NOT move or get out of it, how long would you tickle him?

you should never post again

At 7/21/09 08:32 PM, WeaselsAndHeroin wrote: If you could do coke with one cartoon character, who would it be and why?

Master Shake

At 7/21/09 05:44 PM, BillyShakes wrote: Weed is great, the only problem is its illegality.

I'm looking forward to living next to the netherlands for a while. Hash is the shit!

yeah Hash is definatley more enjoyable than weed

just go and say something clever like, i thought, theres no reason in us both being alone

the day before yesterday I ate nothing, yesterday I had a sandwich, and today, i had an actual meal

At 7/12/09 09:24 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 7/12/09 08:04 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: A five minute break every hour amounts to 120 minutes of break time, meaning that you'll only be working for 22 hours.

Unwarranted self-importance....what a shame

If I have to take a shit, I'll have to pool many breaks.

I'm probably not going to eat either. Can't work while I eat. Anyway, back to working.

lol, first of all, you're the man, thats dedication that rivals japan, ha. uhh, i wouldnt worry about shit breaks if ya need a break, take it, dont even limit it to 5 minute breaks, if ya working on it straight for 24 hours, you will be burnt out, and your work will suffer, whatever you make will come out better if you take the rest you NEED, so dont limit it to an arbitrary number like 5 minutes, just, stop when you have to, until you dont have to anymore

At 7/12/09 10:51 AM, IThinkImDrunk wrote: ... You get grounded at 17 years old?

lol.

but really my history would be umm,yeah.....everybodies would

At 7/12/09 11:19 AM, EpicSuccess wrote: I know, I'm just joking around. even though it's probably not the best time. also, we've got somebody working with Tom on tracing them down using several Ping results. we may catch them...

may I ask, how are you finding this out>? who are you pm'ing?

At 7/12/09 11:18 AM, XorGate wrote: And I just realize that the lot of you are not going to have any idea what I'm talking about =/

I know exactly what ya mean, but, these guys have been around awhile, and theyre not strangers to this whole process [ obviously ] theres always some obscure way around all things.... obscure, thats what hacking is, and theyre spammers....they have free time, dont worry

At 7/12/09 11:17 AM, adam2510 wrote: i know eh thats fucking awsome

we're already back to clicking random links? lol

At 7/12/09 11:10 AM, EpicSuccess wrote:

At 7/12/09 11:07 AM, Krasnoyarsk wrote:

At 7/12/09 11:02 AM, RazorHawk wrote: Because the internet is very, very serious business.

ive been here since it went down, i think ive been more than helpfull

Hey, I've been here using my alts, DaPsychoHippy and EpicSuccess since this started. so I get some appreciation too...

well to be fair, neither of us did anything really, lol, i contcted some mods early on, and i said how i think they hacked, thats all. theres no tracing them with standard methods, dont bother

At 7/12/09 11:11 AM, tom641 wrote: isn't it against ng rules to have an alt?

no its against the rules to CREATE one just to get around a ban, alts are for post dumps, or....shit like this

At 7/12/09 11:02 AM, RazorHawk wrote: Because the internet is very, very serious business.

ive been here since it went down, i think ive been more than helpfull

At 7/12/09 10:23 AM, Lamar537 wrote: I don't even know what's going on, honestly. Never got a link, never cared.

NG has been h4x0rd by l33tsp34krs