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If you take a pile of sand and remove one grain of sand from it is it is no longer a pile, if not how much sand would have to be removed for it to no longer be a pile?

Grab some brew & see if you can get some ping-pong balls while you're at it.

I'd have a problem if the senator addressed the general as sir instead of his proper title. This was a formal setting in which custom dictates that you address someone by their proper title.

To be honest I don't know why people care if the senator rude or not. Is it actually important for a senator to be polite?

At 6/19/09 08:52 AM, Cybersief wrote:
No no no! We can't! It has to be saved! You wouldn't kill your own child for annoying people,

If the mother was part of the fagot federation I would.

Fuck it, it's gonna be gone by tomorrow.

There's not much information to go by but using the information at hand, I think the general was rude

To my understanding our military has a great sense of tradition & formality(I've never served so correct me if I'm wrong), & This was clearly a formal setting & the general did not address her by her formal title, a military officer not addressing a senator as such in a formal setting could be construed as an insult.

I blow soap bubbles.

Most slang exists as a form of cant. You use words people outside your group don't know so they don't know what your saying.

Odd I can remember learning about our democratic republic system in civics.
And personal freedom can't be taught as personal freedom means something different to each individual.

I know people who would get a NG tatt any day.

I want to make this guy put something humiliating on his back.

Take a hamer & screw driver & tap out the hinges.

if you have no experi9ence you're fuct try putting someones number down as a work reference(with the premision) &made up company

Good luck, I've been out of work for almost two months & I can't get a job aat fucking mcdonalds

At 6/13/09 01:46 PM, lauf wrote: LOL WUT?

Why would she do that? I mean, i don't know how old you are, i couldn't be bothered to look at your profile. How can you acces all your posts by the way?

Your joking right you hit BBS posts under there profile.

Tell your mom that most drug dealers a high school kids trying to bring money into there house who don't have time for a fulltime job, kids trying to pay there way through college & single mothers w/ no higher education (it's true for most of the ones I know) also tell her some of us will go to jail not juvie.
Also Change your sig to HI MOM

I'd wish for a lightsaber, Think how easy that would make it to rob a bank just slice through vault & surrounding walls.

At 6/13/09 10:54 AM, Crumption wrote: My god. If you people say "fail" or "win" one more time I'm going to kill myself.

Dude he asked

win

It's original no one can aurgue againt that & I love how the dolphin has a tattoo.
I say win.

At 6/13/09 06:34 AM, bdash1990 wrote:

At 6/13/09 06:34 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: I have the killer rabbit from monty python, and some swords. Fencing and otherwise.

HOLY CRAP I have that same rabbit.

And everyone laughed at me when I bought my Holy Hand grenade, I also carry a cheap 3" dollar stor knife , a 3" spring assisted gerber , a letherman & a kubaton

At 6/12/09 02:02 AM, iNotorious wrote:

And if there is not God their is no Heaven therefore there is no Satan so their isn't a Hell. So, where would you go?

Uhm according to christianity hell existed before satin was sent to hell he's not creator of hell, but honestly atheism does not mean not believing in an afterlife it means not believing in a deity, a deity is not necessary for an afterlife, if you don't believe me there are Buddhist sects that are atheistic but Buddhist generally believe in reincarnation.

You should have told her to check the drawer if the ten slot had a twenty in she would give it back to you.

pros
1 it can get you out of social situations,
2 asking for a light or a smoke is a good way to break the ice before introducing yourself.
3 blowing smoke rings looks cool, I even know some one who can blow a smoke heart & blow a dart through it from their nose,and french inhaling looks pretty good to.
4 you'll smell like cigarettes (this is good if you don't want to smell like something else)
5It's a calming ritual

cons note most of these will only apply if your a heavy smoker

1It's expensive as hell
2Your sense of smell & taste diminishes
3chronic bronchitis sucks
4If you drink or smoke weed you might burn through them like nothing &that goes triple for cocaine
5Your teeth can turn yellow/brown
6 reduced lung capacity
7 cancer
8you will smell like cigarettes

At 6/12/09 07:11 AM, 4urentertainment wrote:

At 6/12/09 07:03 AM, J00blix wrote: On a side note, whats up with the religious-bashing?

It's the latest trend. It's now cool for kids and teenagers to rebel against their families and become atheists without even knowing what their religion says.

If there atheists it's not there religion dude,
And while I'm an anti-theist I don't go around insulting people for there religion I just see religion as a dangerous thing that makes people ignore other factors I believe Gautama Buddha warned that worshiping gods was a distraction from ones self.

I wish you luck good sir, but don't bet on winning.

No none of theme are, just look at the CC symbols, if you don't know what they mean hit the commens deed link.

At 6/12/09 04:36 AM, Thracian wrote:

At 6/12/09 04:16 AM, syrulian wrote: I hate people like you, I don't even believe in god, but I still hate your kind of atheist.

Me too. Look at the comments this nice guy left here.

What the f*&^ 13 what is wrong with you? I'm an anti-theist (not atheis though) to but doing sh#% like that makes you look like an immature little brat.

On the subject of your' mother tell her that that statement makes as much sense as saying one who has not read the Koran is not a christian & that though many a atheists are created from reading the bible it is not a prerequisite.

At 6/12/09 03:29 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Does anyone else feel like we got cheated?

I do, I only get one channel now and it's fox.

At 6/11/09 08:11 AM, Andy-Parker wrote:

At 6/11/09 08:01 AM, kraor024 wrote: Taking the piss out: ruining the fun

lol where are you from? in australia if you take the piss out of something you make fun of it.
ie. "those chaser boys take the piss out of everybody"

I'm from Colorado in the states. That is funny it's probably one of those things where someone said it meaning it as one definition & it was misinterpreted & took on the other definition.

It be better if you clarified if you wanted general use slang or drug slang, sex slang, trade slang, racial slang.

square,nail,coffin nail: cigarette

chop: to have sex
example; I'd chop her

earning your red wings, on the red carpet: preforming oral sex on a women while on her period

Shit: methamphetamine

Mota: cannabis

Feds / federals :1) money (from Federal Reserve Note) 2) federal agent

Pig :(derogatory)1) a member of law enforcement
2) a member of law enforcement that is corrupt or abuses their power

Taking the piss out: ruining the fun

Cheddar/Cheddar Mexican: Mexican immigrant who has not assimilated well if at all in American society(usually used with disgust by those of Mexican descent )

Beaner pack: to load a vehicle with a number of passengers well beyond the number it was meant to carry or can fit comfortably (from the practice of smuggling large numbers of people across the border)

kill/killer: extremely good (example: that was some killer herb. That movie was kill)

Chode: an adult usually in their twenties or thirties who hangs out with kids still in high school

tripped with Cindy: tripped(used a hallucinogen) alone

Baby sit: 1) to hang out with people who are on some form of drug typically a hallucinogen, though it can be used for alcohol as well, while sober the idea being to watch over those who can not think coherently.
2) to guide one through their first experience with a drug.

Lean: cherritussion (Robitussin with codeine)

Shelf:
1) attractive attributes on a female
2) An attractive female ass

Chilf(sometimes pronounced Shelf or shilf): (acronym for Child I'd Like to Fuck) an attractive teenage minor particularly one who is under 16.

Liq legs, liquor legs: ones tolerance to alcohol
examples; It's been so long since I drank I lost my liquor legs.

Jammy: a semiautomatic pistol (as one can jam)

dub:
1) twenty dollar bill
2) a quarter ounce of cannabis worth twenty dollars
3) an amount of any drug worth twenty dollars
Shoes, blue shoes, roo shoes, room shoes: psilicybic mushrooms

Thah:1) there
2)then

myah: 1)here
2)now

whetto (or weddo I'm not sure how it's pronounced): (derogatory) white male

Jimmy:
1) a semiautomatic pistol
2) wire strippers.

Shimmy, jimmy:
1) a "slime jim" device used to unlock vehicles
2) to circumvent a lock
3) to delicately shake or rattle something open
4) to move ones self
Example; shimmy on over here.

At 6/9/09 06:52 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Geeze, sounds like something I should know about!! Though I think that's kind of a dick move. Just give em your number or be honest about not liking them, ya know?

Ya, well most girls I know aren't to keen on uncomfortable situations & tend to be a bit selfish when it comes to avoiding it.
Plus the reason for the number is to provide a believable number that one could memorize that wasn't the local coffee shop or some random persons phone.

At 6/7/09 02:50 AM, dySWN wrote:

At 6/7/09 02:41 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: They are one in the same. If you oppose gay marriage you are a homophobe.

Some of us believe that the government shouldn't be in the business of marriage at all - gay or straight - and therefore technically can honestly not be homophobic while opposing gay marriage.

While I personally believe the government should not be in the marriage business (preferring civil unions instead) I support gay marriage, My reason being that I believe in equal rights for homosexuals, & don't see the government getting out of marriage anytime soon. (Kind of a fight the battle you can win sort of thing) I know a few like minded individuals on the issue of governments role in marriage & every one of them I've discussed the issue with agree. I honestly don't see a rational person being against gays being allowd to marry becouse they don't believe the government should have a role in marraige.

Others oppose gay marriage in the sense that they espouse the idea that the government should give civil unions to any two people who want one and reserve the "marriage" moniker for any other ceremony that the pair may perform to cement the bond (my personal stance, BTW), and therefore would oppose gay marriage more on lexical grounds than on principle.

Can you please explain in more depth? To me it sounds like you're saying you oppose gays having the ability to say there married, but don't mind if they engage in the act of being married as long as they don't call it a marriage.

If that is the case could you explain your abjection to homosexuals carrying the 'title' of marriage?

Just for clarification If a bill were to be presented on the federal level for the gays to be allowed to have a civil unions & said unions gave all rights, privileges, & protections that married couples get, would you appose/support it?

It's a poll run by the same people who run the Rejection Hotline.