2,261 Forum Posts by "Krank"
man, is it just me, or is the audio portal the least used forum, even the programming forum is cooler than us...
thats why ive brought up some interesting and contreversial audio topics to talk about!
firwst off, is being an audio whore wrong?
is voting 5 on your own songs bad?
do mass 0 voters have lifes?
how many audio forum admins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
would it be alright to make 5's be more powerful then 0's?
are prank phonecall sunmissions acceptable?
whos the next paragonx9???
have fun, and keep it clean
But in my opinion, the Audio Forum Lounge works well, since everyone can easily relate to it. Though the name is boring, it's effective.
i think you should take out lounge, and just have the "audio lounge" it makes it keep its meaning while being less boring and long :p
At 12/13/03 08:23 PM, leeboy105 wrote: On the topic of masturbating in school. I know a boy that once masturbated in a school library and ejaculated in a book. He was found out and suspended.
musta been a pretty hot book :p
tha moosic played in the audio portal is that of Paragonx9, so search for him in the author search
Well, it's specifically NOT for audio discussion, we already have plenty of those threads. It's more of a place for the audio community to just hang out and chill, and hopefully get to know each other a little better.... so some of those names aren't really applicable, since they imply discussion of audio/reviews
oh i didnt realize that, here i got some more names then-
chill out with other musicians in the "musiscian chiller"
"NG audio pub" seems most appropriate though
otehr than those im really outta idea so srry dude :(
it sounds like a monkey screaming for help because he is getting his head cut off while an elephant got in a car crash and ate a stick of dynamite because he thought it was a blade of grass but it wasnt, it was this crappy song
woah this dudes got flair AND a colorful vocabulary :p
Author's response:
wow you sure seem to know a lotta ay inuendo - so you must be gay as well!
a well assumed assumption
Anyways your just a zit on my ass
like si many others...
- so whle you're there why dotn you kiss it you >>>shit spewing asshole<<<?
that is right up there with cockbreath fuck, nice one chrono :p
And while im at it - why dont i rip your eyeballs out and shove them up your ass so that you can see the shit that you speak?
a little less flairish than "shit spewing asshole" but still pretty good
I also dont believe that your 20 - i bet you like 11 as well. Your whole band SUCKS!
oh that must have hurt
much love
-shawn-
ooooohhhh yyeeeaaahhh.....
overall i enjoyed this persons completely unintelligent flame review, but i did add a new diss name to my repitoir and that would be "shit spewing asshole" so nice job chrono, and thx for the word :p
-bjra-
At 5/25/05 08:48 PM, Pandora_Tranquil wrote: Well written May 12, 2005
Reviewed by: Amoeboy Overall rating: 9
It's stereotypical Trance music. Very well written , very competent, but just uninventive.
I'm impressed by the fact u are only 14 yet u can create full-on tracks of this nature. Very good, and i would like to hear what u go on to produce in the years to come.
Originality: 5 Clarity: 10 Diversity: 9 Effort: 9
i think what he actually meant was that since yoiu are 14, you still have many years ahead of you, and becuase of the fact that skills get better, never worse, you will make trully awsome music as time rogresses :p
i have a few ideas-
simply the "audio lounge"
maybe "audio pub"
hmm... "review center"
"musician rendition club"
"hangout hangar"
or keep it cool in the "review cooler"
oh and congragilations on the baby denvish,
and also finally, i know its most likely out of the question, but i would be willing to help you out if you need any help anywhere, just email me, i would be willing to assist you maybe check songs or whatever, i dont know, but by no means am i asking to become a mod or anything like that :P, i just notice that your having a hard time lately, and that when i go to listen to songs, i only have to click 2 to hear each song every time-
-bjra-
Although your review is funny, it's beaten by the review before... fuckin idiot had a ban from the BBS...
lol I checked that review out, and that dude was a real dipshit, srry rucklo, but his review beat yours out in hilarity :P
Btw, congratulations to your son, Denvish! Best of luck with the lil laddie!
haha, i guess denvish cant make anymore bachelopr games like 7 kisses, now can he :p
At 5/30/05 05:06 PM, Chronamut wrote: because they are morons - i mean it even says "scan and verify(unsafe!)" right on it...
lol, they are also morons becuase they didnt review my regal japan, unlike you who is the most non moron person i know, right *coughcough* looks like my couhg is coming back :P
anyways i got it working thx for all the help peoples-
and i just want to say that only a brilliant advertising whore like kmyself could have created the prior advertisement :p
hey dude you 4really dont need a good mic to get good recording quality--
my mic is a generic crappy mic but i can get really good quality if i rap the mic in a thich wool sock, then cuddle up in my blanket----ohhhh so warm----really the only difference between good and bad mics is the quality of padding around the recording molecule
At 5/30/05 02:41 PM, Pandora_Tranquil wrote: review this damn song, its one of my best and its only got 3 fucking reviews.
usually i dont care but im getting sick of resubmitting stuff to get noticed, if its that hard i might as well quit submitting at all
ill review youre songs if you review myn :p
oh and never scan and verify
why do they even ahve dat then lol
Come on people theres still lots of time left so if your reading this and did not join come and join its worth it.
i have some ideas to stir up contestants, give out several prizes to the winner, with each prize appealing to a different market-
nerds-glasses repair kit
male adolescents-free porno *wink*
females(any age)-pony princess comb my hair set
young children-lollypop delux
you catch my drift :p
At 5/30/05 11:08 AM, Death_14 wrote: uh....oh.......hotdog
please dont spam the bbs
ok iv gotten the .dll of the plugin in in the plugin folder, and when i search for the file with fruity loops, it findsit yet displays it as red, and it wont work,
do you know whats wrongZ?
how do i instal vst plugins into flstudio, i have downloaded a few vst demos from this company, i put them in the folder in flstudio where all the other vst pluins are, but when i search for them so they will be added to the list, nothing happens, am i doing something wrong?
Bender:
DDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEDDDDD
little girl thats destroyed in v 2 rocket remix(go check it out *wink*)
aaaaaaaaahhhhh
omg this thread is quickly turning into a noob spam thread! i better email denvish!
At 5/29/05 05:52 PM, Denvish wrote: AI AM STIL TEH BEST COMPOSAH ON TEH AUDIO PROTAL OH YEAH BABY
oh no hes one of them too! were all doomed!
you see, though you make think swear words are bad now, you will eventually come to use them as a normal part of speach, it is just accepted into language.
consider this, if there werent all thos elittle dickhead "omg you sweard" people, would the swearwords really be swerwords anymore?
shes cheated on you! thats bad! what if she contracted genicipal herpilades or something like that! you are now at risk for stds!
At 5/29/05 09:20 PM, redface wrote: and maybe porn
arent you a little young for that :p
:otherwise everyone's songs would be 4.50 and above
or in the negatives...
At 5/29/05 08:36 PM, corvet wrote: I didn't see other topics when I searched the audio section just now so if there is I am blind.
well, they are pretty fa down the list, but anyways, it says "looks like youve already voted today" becuase whover wrote the code for the audio portal system was to lazy toi change it when he made it so you can only vote 1 time on any song
arent there like 5 topics on this anyways,
and for me i ussually get the song on th second or third click
At 5/29/05 04:32 PM, Bjra wrote: go check out my 2 new songs, and dont forget to review!
does anyone care!! i put my heart and sol into dose there songs!!!ok just kidding but go check um out anyways, then i will review 2 songs for eaCH ONE OF THE SONGS YOU REVIEW!
you know how for every mp3 song there is the information along with it such as author, and other stuff, iv tried to manipulate my songs with that info as my info, but i cant figure out how to do it, and though thats a good thing as others wont figure it out, how can i manipulate that, im pretty sure its an option in fl studio itself.
any1 know?
At 5/29/05 05:52 PM, Denvish wrote: AI AM STIL TEH BEST COMPOSAH ON TEH AUDIO PROTAL OH YEAH BABY
NOZ WAYZ D00D, I PONZORZ J00, I AM TEH BES TCOMPOSUR!
