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Response to: I hit a Pole Posted June 1st, 2005 in General

At 6/1/05 06:43 PM, MaidenHead wrote: You get bitched around by your mother?

im so pathetic...

Response to: I hit a Pole Posted June 1st, 2005 in General

just knock her out again.tee,hee.

BRILLIANT i have to get yourt advice more often!

I hit a Pole Posted June 1st, 2005 in General

so anyways, i was cruising the NG bbs the other night trying to get some "cool points" when i realized it was midnight and it was Waaaay past my bed time, so anyways, my computers in my basement right, and the basement is still under teh construction, so anyways, i get up, and its pitch black, and start walking in the relative position of the door, when WAM,
i didnt know what happened for a split second, then i was like, i just ran into the pole! omg, thats no good, what if my mommy finds out i was up past midnight! the boney part of the pole smacked into my foehead making a loud noise-then my mom walks down and tells me to go to bed.

i dont know what to do, and to make it even worse, what if she takes away my NG priveliges!

0mg0mg0mg im screwzed for hitting that pole, but im pretty badass, ey :p

Response to: NG Audio Revolution! Posted June 1st, 2005 in Audio

It's on my list of things to do, but does not feature particularly highly in terms of priorities at the moment =)

yeah i know what your saying, theres gonna be a big gathering of audio forum mods tonight, and there gonna screw in a lightbulb, i guess teh loop can wait :p

hehehe

Response to: NG Audio Revolution! Posted June 1st, 2005 in Audio

At 6/1/05 03:51 PM, Bjra wrote: well then how could it hurt dialup users to make the loops select from more than 5 and stream them, i mean sont they stream only if the looping swf is double clicked?

once again i fail to comprehend a post, i must have some comprehending illnes or something, anyways

im posting here to check up on how everyones 10-15 sec loops are going, has anyone finished um yet?

Response to: Imposition! Posted June 1st, 2005 in General

At 6/1/05 05:39 PM, -absentminded- wrote: I think you're worried that people will judge you and if you say the wrong thing or something dumb, you'll be punished or lose their friendship for some reason. Just relax and and don't worry about it. If you "impose" upon them, they'll tell you.

you know, thats the most intelligent thjiung iv ever heard, that helps alot :p

Response to: Imposition! Posted June 1st, 2005 in General

At 6/1/05 05:37 PM, SonicKappa wrote: Your scared because they are your only friend.

Sorry, couldnt think of a better flame.

might have frasedf that wrong i have SEVERAL im buddys...buit who am i to say that, im to scared to taslk to them!

Imposition! Posted June 1st, 2005 in General

i hope im not imposing, but i have a problem, im always nervous to do things becuase it feels like im imposing...whenever my im buddys log in, i fear of iming them for fear of imposing-
i have no friend becuase d have to impose myself to meet them!

is this normal??

please help me out here, i need someway to solve this!

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted June 1st, 2005 in Audio

all wed need to do to get the audio portakl to look like the man page is to stick some porno advertisements on it :p

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted June 1st, 2005 in Audio

how many audio forum admins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Denvish.

but what about the 12 admins who have to spin the table the 13th admin is standing on holding the lightbulb?

Response to: NG Audio Revolution! Posted June 1st, 2005 in Audio

well then how could it hurt dialup users to make the loops select from more than 5 and stream them, i mean sont they stream only if the looping swf is double clicked?

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted June 1st, 2005 in Audio

hehehe, i think newgrounds could use more contact options. im thinking that there should be maybe "Audioportal@NG.com" or something along those lines, we wont need a new admin, that will just be a way for us to get action faster-

also, there should be fanmail@ng.com, so then the admins emails wont be filled with fanmail so that way our emails will be answered even faster,

finally, i think all the ng email boxes should be fitted with perhaps a system so that the admins can go through there email, and any spam they recieve, they can mark the email adreess as spam, so the email will be used only for ng help, except for the fanmail folder, though, fans can spam qll tghey want-

this will help get our quesries answered faster as well as make the admins lifes easier, and make it so we wont have to wait forever to get stuff donwe on the audio poral!

Response to: NG Audio Revolution! Posted June 1st, 2005 in Audio

well, im back from sachool(who invented school anyways), and im glad perople have taken idea to the revoltuion!

i have read everything herew, and in respone to everyone whos given suggestsions and offered to help, we can do eet! we goona make the audio portal kick ass, no more flash oppression!

also liljim, i understand that quite a few people are on dialup, unfortunatly, but isnt there a practical way to fix this problem? perhaps it would be possible that when the audio portal is open, all the loops arent already looded in the swf, and instead there are many different swf. that the server chooses randomly, each with a different song? just brainstorming here

Response to: NG Audio Revolution! Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

just make a short like 10-15 second loop that could play on the audio portal front page and submit, i could add a beat or something if you wanna email me the bass :p

Response to: Largest Orgy Posted May 31st, 2005 in General

can you say the largest outbreak of genicipal herpilades ever!

Response to: NG Audio Revolution! Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

Any good jazz bassists about? I'd write it all myself but i dont know any FL yet and i like working with "live" samples anyway.

hehe didnt totally read your post before i finished, if you want jazz, ur gonna have to recruit some jass to the revolution, the more people the better

Response to: NG Audio Revolution! Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

well all you have to do for this stage is m,erely make loops that are relativly short, submit them to the portal, and email liljim with a link, and dont be afraid to try new styles i think it be pretty cool if subgenres were used, but ur gonna have to make um up :p

rememebr we are going to pownzorz the audio portal into being good!

Response to: Mpc 1000 Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

hehe fl studio is prolly better than that could ever be :p

NG Audio Revolution! Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

OK THIS IS IT!

all the waiting for the audio portal changes is going to end now!
WE ARE STARTING A REVOLUTION!
to join just say your in, and as a member of the revolution you have to partake in the current revolution stage-

our first stage is going to be getting the main portal songs changed, and to acheive this submit short maybe 10-15 second loops to the audio portal and email liljim with a link to it-

maybe if we are lucky we can get the main loop changed and then that will show that we can make changes, and after that maybe we will try to get some other things changed-

if we all work together, this includes you to, mods, becuase i know you arent satisfyed with the audio portal that much either, then maybe we could finally get the changes that will make the audio portal a better place, and that would be a good thing.

so this is a joint effort, and keep in mind i wont make you do too radical of things :p
if you cant make music though, post here ideas on what the next stage could be, we all need to work together to make things happen!

i hope all you other people can relate and will help acheive a better audio portal-

-bjra-

Response to: 5 Genres Contest Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

dont worry dude, i cant churn any more songs for a while im totally done for songsa fdor the next week :p

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

ok iv made the first step in a audio portal revolution, iv just made a short loop that ima gonna try to get front page, and used audacity (thx denvish) to remove te padding so its ready to go, comon people, dont be panzys start churning out the loops, and start a revolution! its time for an audio portal CHANGE!

Response to: reviews and revenge? Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

thx for the review dude :p

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

well i always pronounce b0unc3 as bounce 3, and for bjra, to pronounce you literally just say the letters, bjra

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio


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hehe thx denvish,

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

in response to liljims post ima make a short loop, but denvish could you post a link to the audio programs list, so i can find a free mp3 editing program i can use to remove the padded ends?

Response to: I will draw you based on username! Posted May 31st, 2005 in General

At 5/31/05 06:20 PM, Diablomo wrote: I'd rather not have you do me. But i'd like it if you drew a picture based on my name.

draw me, this should be funny ;P
also iv drawn a pic of u

I will draw you based on username!

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

also on the main audio page, instead of playing just paras songs, any artist can submit a short loop, and the audio portal main page would play randomly generated ones, and provide a link to the artist with the music thats playing

Response to: reviews and revenge? Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

well despite my extensive audio whoring, iv decided to give up for now, becuase its pointless, but could you go review my two newest songs on my total whore sig, thx dude :p

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

i have come up weoth some brilliant ideas for audio portal advertisement-

i think that there shoulod be maybe an extra bar on every flash page, that is just like the button at the top of the audio portal page, yet instead of playing the same music, various artists can submit a 10 second or so loop of any of there songs(1 per artist at any time though), and on the pages that will have this new bar, it will randomly select 1 of the loops, and right above it there could be a link to that artists page, this way artists cNan get exposure and maybe MANY downloads-

also we need mass zero voter hunter downers...

Response to: The Audio Portal is Dead... Posted May 31st, 2005 in Audio

how many audio forum admins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
42

i guessed 39, i was pretty darned close :p

and also we need morer advertisement on ng for the audio portal, and it needs to be fixed, thats what will bring in more regulars