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On Newrounds, I'm Kr0nic666, Imma a lowly subpar flash and NG user...

But on WoW, I'm Lord Lucifer Douchebaggio, the Captain of the third royal army of holy Paladins.
We cast holy on stuff and then do the opposite of what we believe and kill everything we see, regardless of if it's a innocent rat or a scary dragon.

Please... Don't ruin my dreams.

I wonder if Wow is really like that...

At 1/11/10 03:33 PM, BluePikmin wrote: Like how old do you have to be for sex to be healthy and pleasureable?

Tell me your opinions.

I believe whenever you can go into the store and buy condoms and you get the feeling. If you don't know the feeling, then you're not ready. Also, who cares if you're ready? She asked you for sexual relations, which if you're asking this right now, you're not gonna be getting much more. See, when a man loves a woman he takes out his peepee and puts it into the woman's eye. If it closes, It means you are actually attracted to men and she rejects you.

Best thing for you would to be just dive in there and see if you like it.

Hit it hard Pik, hit it hard.

Rofl. Need a Ray gun for my first flash movie. Lmao

Anyone know of one I could download?

Oh and about the "What the hell did we ever do to you" I'm talking about white people today.

At 8/17/09 07:09 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote: I was just watching TV when a commercial for KFC'S new grilled chicken aired. Near the end of the commercial a black guy was holding a bucket of the grilled chicken and said "Yo, why you eyein' my bucket?" Racist or not? I think so.

Wow you need to calm the fuck down.

Whenever there's stereotype anywhere everyone's like oh that's racist. Shut the hell up, you'd be whining if no black guy was hired for this job because they're racist and don't hire black people.

Also, with the world becoming more minority based they have to appeal to black people. I just fear for the world because of black conspiracy toting idiots running amuck. I mean come on what the hell did we ever do to you? Alright, a couple of my ancestors owned yours before you or probably your dad was born but did I say to make anyone a slave? Have I repressed you in anyway? Nah. I'm Irish and a whole other mix of things, some of my ancestors were also slaves at some point. Do I say that's racist when anyone says anything about mayonnaise or about me drinking a lot? No I don't. I don't owe black people shit. And black people will always talk about how they were slaves when the white devil actually fought and died to free them. I ain't racist... I'm just saying...

Damn right you can't.

If you don't like it go somewhere else, No-one forced you to come in this thread.

Yeah but the way you put it is you're gonna have to marry them or have a relationship. Dude you missed out on the easiest way to fuck any girl. Just hit them over the head with a blunt object. A little blood from the head is to be expected, however if it's pouring out you hit too hard which means you only have 10 minutes to enjoy yourself until she bleeds everywhere.

Nah seriously though. The girl's you're getting are indeed whores, which can give STD's or steal stuff. Those are fun for awhile but after that while you need a real chick, not one interested in drinking all your booze and throwing up on your fine mink carpets. Most real chicks like nicer guys but don't try to be nice as that never works. But if you wanna stick with the skeezers make sure you sniff it before you stick it. (Also, make them take birth control because you're the man and you're doing this your pleasure.)

LEAVE JACKIE ALONE!! WAHHH HAAA AHHHhhh... HE'S A HUMAAAAN!

I hate a couple things. When it zooms in on the guys ass to show the penetration. The awful acting, I mean seriously jerking it takes all of 10 minutes and the scene goes on for 20 and the sex randomly starts, Not even to mention the dialog; EX: Guy:"Hi I have come to deliver a jug of milk (In 2010? Wtf?) and am buff because I have to lift 6 pound bottles all day." Girl: Oh no, I seem to have left my wallet one room over. (Music Cues in, Bom chica) It looks like you're going to have to do me." And last thing is when either the girl's quiet or the guy is like groaning and moaning all loud. What the hell is that shit?

At 1/10/10 01:32 PM, Kr0nic666 wrote: Because these guy's are such assholes, LiveSwif seems to be the only free one. But you really should've looked, took me 3 minutes to find out.

And SWFTools and Pencil lmao. I quick glanced, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Because these guy's are such assholes, LiveSwif seems to be the only free one. But you really should've looked, took me 3 minutes to find out.