At 11/21/09 02:36 PM, ohbombuh wrote:
1. reopen Gitmo for obvious reasons.
What's that? A closed-down restaurant? (Trying to portray the "average" voter here.)
Those that don't know by now, I don't think they would care anyway.
4. Media blackout of terrorist executions. if someone in the military leaks information about the execution, he will be charged with treason. There will also be no paperwork on the execution.
I oppose censorship! Freedom for the people!
matter of national security.
5. Failure is not an option.
What about an absence of success? Could we settle for that?
I don't see the difference.
7. Health care reform. Only after an exhaustive study...
Didn't have time to read that one.
me neither.
9. gay marriage. state issue.
I read that every time it's been put up to the voters, it's been rejected. Why not just go ahead and scrap the whole premise? And besides, if people had a gay marriage in one state, would it be recognized in another? How do we decide?
as far as recognition goes.... state issue. if the people of the state don't want it, the federal government has no right to force it on them.
12. California will be expelled from the union.
Can we send out Utah too?
Sure, while we're at it, let's nuke Massachusetts.
13. Lethal injection will be replaced by either being thrown off a cliff, or the condemned will have to fight in a gladiator style ring,
At least we wouldn't have to watch reality TV.
Thank god for that, right?
14. If information is leaked, the CEO of the media company will be charged with treason if he does not give the source of the information and will be executed.
That's censorship again! Grr...
15. Happy hour will be declared a national treasure.
Hooray!
3 cheers for good beer!
16. Guns and ammunition will also be declared national treasures.
Are they too precious to use?
Nah, if the French can declare body odor to be a national treasure, and people can still stink up the place, then you can use your guns. I'll even declare February to be Gun History Month.
I consider 17 an unlucky number.
18. Mardi Gras will be a national Holiday.
As long as I get the day off school and work.
with the parades in the streets, you wouldn't be able to get to work if you wanted to.
19. "art" class in schools will be required to actually teach art.
Opposed. I'm a terrible artist and couldn't handle the grade dip.
And such is why art class needs to teach actual art.