7:00 pm: Pick her up

7:30 pm: Take her for dinnersomeplace nice

8:15 pm: Take her to see a romantic movie, make my move

10:00 pm: Go back to my place, invite her in

10:15 pm: Pour some wine, drink casually

11:00 pm: Once we're both feelin the effects of the wine, I invite her to my room

11:15 pm: Make love under the sheets, using the courage the wine gave me I'd ask if we could try something different.. once she agrees, I'd put it in her butt, her surprise would soon turn to pleasure

12:30 pm: Get dressed, get back in car to take her home

1:00 am: Thank her for the good time, kiss her goodnight, then sneak her back into the monkey cage at the zoo before the keepers notice me

At 3/8/07 10:09 AM, big-chip wrote: Unless he is dating an old midget

or one of those boys that looks like a girl, thatd explain it

post pics of her vagins, then we'll advise you

At 3/7/07 09:11 AM, Shuko wrote: Lassie was a collie, not a border collie, lol.

ah the only thing i know bout dogs is that they just dont taste as good as real beef, but hey try tellin that to the ppl at my local chinese mall

At 3/7/07 02:02 AM, Lone-Ronin1 wrote: Buy a border collie. They kill people well at least mine does

border collie, like lassie? eff that you need to buy a shark instead

i don't get why everyone cares so much bout online messageboards, its just the internet

At 3/7/07 12:14 AM, AndrewGlisson11 wrote: You might find this suprizing,But I don't.I mean,Chasing a stupid ball around for hours,always being yelled at,told what to do,and getting exusted.Gee,That Really sounds FUN Doesnt It?Well, I don't think so.

yea weenies like you tend not to like sports

At 3/6/07 09:31 AM, HandsomePete wrote: You're a real name-dropping bitch, now aren'tcha?

took long enough for someone to call him out on that, it was killing me

i think CODWS wins

remind me to never get into an argument with cellardoor, they don't end

At 3/5/07 09:59 AM, thezestiest wrote: While an eyebrow pencil would be more believable, a permanant marker woluld be much more hilarious. If you do it in permanant marker, be sure that you draw some nice "angry eyebrows" for maximum effect.

yea i didn't say anything about believable tho, we even used a green marker

wow just eat your fuckin shrooms and fuck off, no need to make a thread about it

do it, you just gotta draw it back on with a permanent marker afterwards

i think this contest should be called 'who has less of a life', way more suitable

At 3/5/07 02:18 AM, biggieprice wrote: I'm still laughingu

you should have that checked out

At 3/5/07 01:58 AM, biggieprice wrote: I got bitched at when I recommended a processor.

Look out!

wow you're touchy bout gettin acknowledged for helpin out with computer shit huh?

and to the op.. don't waste your dads money on computer shit, its not worth it. get a skateboard or somethin instead.

everybody in this topic whos posted sayin 'accept him for who he is!' is fuckin stupid, as other people have said, he cant possibly have any sexual preference just yet.. wow the people on this forum are just mind bafflingly dumb.

and if the op is serious bout his situation, i too would want to try n guide the kid in more of a 'straight' direction, tho at that age it shouldnt be anythin to be concerned bout.. fuck being acceptive, tho it's a good thing, if you had the choice would you want to be gay? the world will never accept gays 100%, so why wouldn't you want your sibling to not have to deal with shit like that?

gawd i eat chemicals like that for breakfast

you're too flipped out to be a stoner,

and when i smoked pot, i did fucking nothing at all all the time but smoke it and spend all my money on it.. sure was chillin tho

what is this, some sort of attempt to make the bbs a more intelligent place? more like another thing we have to be careful about, in fear of the big bad mods

At 3/2/07 01:37 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Eight inch Ka-bar tanto blade. This isn't a picture of me right now since I'm at work and don't have my cam with me, but the knife is right next to me.

i bought a ka-bar, can't remember what knife but it just didn't feel right.. similar to what you have but smaller. took it back and got a becker bk-7, fine piece of workmanship, great camping knife. the ka-bars are still good tho

what kind of bag was it?

At 3/2/07 01:37 AM, cast wrote: Yeah thanks alot Newgrounds, I try to have some fun and in return I get called a "fuck tard" by some fucking 14 year old alien looking faggot.

To the rest of you that haven't called me a retard or fucked up my thread, thank you.

yes, now explain what that was!

wtf was that? file accessed, blabla then some horror clip plays or something?

i can never resist when somebody asks something like that

At 3/2/07 01:19 AM, Hexobolic wrote: Think about it im sure a majority have the mental capacity to hold a steady job and what not, so are they doing it just because they're tired of the game?

they just don't have the mental strength to try at life anymore

At 3/2/07 12:56 AM, H-K-S wrote: How about the gun is not in the fucking case cellardoor6, damn thing is locked up. Thank my parents for locking my only gun. I'll eventully get it back. Along with some other stuff.

if you're young enough to have your stuff taken away from you by your parents, youre not old enough to be playing with guns,

and the rest of you, if the situation ever came up where you had to shoot someone, none of you would have the balls to actually do so, except for maybe the psychotics on this board, i'm sure there's at least a few dozen. the rest of you just feel fuckin ballsy with the things in your hands.

At 3/1/07 10:39 PM, VeinsOnFire wrote: What's fucked up is that he faced charges, he didn't harm anyone in any direct way.

good to see you stickin up for all the dog fuckers out there

At 3/1/07 10:36 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: I bet he's from Newgrounds.

now THAT wouldnt surprise me

i keep a 2 foot dildo close by always, i could knock the shit outta someone with it,

on a related note, i walk really funny

At 3/1/07 08:39 PM, JakeHero wrote: Oh noes, the canuckian called me an for no reason.

no the reason was because of the ridiculous comment you made