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My favortie death was wen a woman used a carrot as a dildo
my cock was avalable on that day

At 2/15/10 12:41 PM, Monolight wrote:

Make a fake passport and you'll be using those computers in no time.

How exatcly does making a fake passport allow u to get back on the cpu
Huh?huh? exatcly it wont help

At 2/15/10 11:23 AM, Kaizerwolf wrote:

Well, try and get some witnesses. If your vice principal doesn't believe you, ask him/her to let you show them how it happened. Tell them the computers are slow, tell them you missed the first g (no sex pun intended) and see if that works.

Of course, you can do all that if this isn't a troll post. ;)

Wat is a pun?

Tom has kids
holy cow i was never informed of this

Wow
its like tat game lick the peanut butter of my dick
but seriously i hope i dont get banned the second time
lol but nice work on the first thread getting locked

At 2/18/10 11:50 PM, stiller wrote:

Elvis Presley cannot kill me.

hes dead ya bum

screw Usa
Canada FTW!!!!!!!!!!

At 2/18/10 10:07 PM, RushGSP wrote:

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, STRONGER FASTER, omg Kanye West song is awesomee

Kanye West is a Fag

if any1 seen a thousand ways to die they preety much covered every single way to die

i actually touched a medal its nothing like candy
but no medal is exactly the same
if u put all the medals together they make 1 big design of a native eagle

At 2/18/10 09:28 PM, Nofartjokes wrote:

What cannot kill you im thinking nothing but i want to hear Something that is incapable of killing you.

ur mother

most of u guys ar lying, but i beleive the people who show pics of them self(seriously who started tat?)
so u guys mite say "o im a skinny cool guy" ur robably not kool and well americas biggest problem is obestiy so we have guys tat sit in front the cpu all day and do zero exerise, but the balance to being skinny is to excerise a lot, and eat the rite kinds of foods

I was alone for 14 valetines in a row so i feel rlly sad

i seriously h8 it wen im on the forums and there is nothing to talk about

John Cena FTW!!!!!!!!!
Rey Mysterio FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kofi Kingston FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

either rayquazza or salamence or swampert
cuz having a skinny dragon or a fat is kool and swampert is powerful and can wash me

its really sad to see animals abonded lost or mistreated
i mean common people animals have rites 2 believe it or they also have feelings
i have a lizard and i treat him well but this entire thread could reach out to some1 who would be bad to animals

Women ar good for 3 things
Cleaning
cooking
Vagina

did u ever get laid by sam?

Hell probably does exist
and owning a newgrounds account isnt going to get u to hell
also 4 wacthing 4chan ud probaly go to some place were u can make up ur sins be4 u go 2 heaven

the fact tat men ar going extinct and women dont kare is terrible
but apprently scinetist can take sperm from male and place it inside a women so sperm goes into egg and
POOF
Baby

Everybody whos is saying ABORT ABORT
is a fucking idiot
a life is a life
wat if u were aborted u have no say in tat and it is un fair so try to steer away from tat decision

i dono wat there is to be a afraid of
i just dont like going to the barber because their is no need to shorten hair

do not put the kid up for adoption
its a life
ur girl friend will probab;y be rlly depressed and possibly comit suicides and then u have to things on ur hands
but there plenty of options
ask parents for money
put up for adoption
just abortion is not an option in my veiw