At 7/26/09 01:25 PM, Jonners wrote: Nope, full house here.

Leave this TOPIC, authorities are being contacted.

Fix'd.

Did a little research. Found out that the character creation is a little weak. .. There are mods though, you can create some really wacky looking characters!!!

Kinda like this guy.

At 7/26/09 11:38 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote: I hear the loot system sucks, you don't get anything from killing anything except other players.

mostly meat... you can level up your cooking skill that way. But other players sell them in things called "supermarkets"... they're like big customisation centers.

At 7/26/09 11:28 AM, reveihca wrote:

At 7/26/09 11:28 AM, AudioGmez wrote:

At 7/26/09 11:24 AM, reveihca wrote: How do you know? Did they release the beta yet?

The full games already out and its free!

Oh shit! Where do I download it?

It's already installed... if you turn off your PC you start playing. It's scary at first though.

At 7/26/09 10:51 AM, Fleshlight wrote: I heard there are no respawn points in IRL

Don't say such things!!

Wait till your older if you feel like you do. Your not ready... Wait till your 17, then your ready.

Remember ....... 17, your ready

I definitely wanna go watch it... It looks very interesting.

At 7/22/09 06:52 PM, Pivot123 wrote: When you go to subway, what do you usually order? Mine is mostly ham, cheese, and lettuce. Mostly. But then i'll buy another and make it really complex and huge. You will EARN my really small tip, DAMMIT!

I normally order whatever the sub of the day is. They're all good. =P

At 7/22/09 02:51 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Dude. I weigh 117 pounds. The only other "disease" I have is allergies. I've just grown to assume over the years that it's hyperthyroidism. I rarely, if ever, exercise and I eat a ton. But I never gain any weight.

I weigh about that. My weight is going up.... slowly.

tell me how tall you are and we'll see whos healthier =P

At 7/22/09 11:01 AM, iFulzo wrote: That actually worked, thanks

Glad to be of service.

At 7/22/09 10:53 AM, iFulzo wrote: I've had hiccups for the last 5 hours its actually starting to make me feel sick and ive tried holding my breath for certain periods of time

HELP ME BEFORE I HICCUP TO DEATH

Breathe normally. Hiccups come from the diaphragm jerking up involuntarily ... usually caused by eating or drinking too fast.

take a deep breath and hold for a few seconds and exhale slowly... Repeat.

At 7/22/09 10:06 AM, TwinDragon wrote: Does anyone have a good solution for ball stick? This humidity is killing me...my balls are constantly stuck to my leg and I'm not a happy camper. Should I ditch the boxers and go for the ball huggers just to keep them in check? Sprinkle a little baby powder down there? Anyone got any good ideas?

On days like that you have to wear swimming shorts... the ones with the netting inside... they keep your balls in check.

Also go lose some weight and you wont sweat as much.

At 7/22/09 10:40 AM, EyeLovePenis wrote: ok um so pinapples

their pretty good tasteing,

Quiet you, your being hijacked.

Feels good man.

At 7/21/09 05:16 PM, scetch00 wrote: No.

An atheist is simply someone who doesn't believe in any religion.

It's LIKE a religion that doesn't believe in them. Ironic isn't it.

Atheism is not a religion.

Atheism doesn't have "a church of atheism" or tax exempt status.

Personally I don't give a shit, I just think Your born, You live, you die and thats it.

'04 Reporting in!

:... Oh wait.

I despise fat people.. Mostly because I have Crohn's disease and a fast metabolism so I cant gain weight for shit. It just pisses me off how over indulgent they are... Their fat because their eating more than their body can handle, hence weight gain. (Some have glandular problems though, I know that. )

At 7/6/09 09:49 AM, photographer wrote: Ive submitted some music to the audio portal a while ago but no audio moderator has approved me in yet... uuugh any moderators approve me please?

Shut up and wait. bitch.

At 7/4/09 01:07 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/3/09 05:12 PM, ngfan14 wrote: Wash your car.

Lol! That's an idea!

Well... It is a tad dirty.

At 7/4/09 12:14 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Now that you posted that, here's what's gonna happen:
Someone will eventually read this in your town and connect the dots. they'll report to the local authorities, the authorities will remember the person who said this exact thing (YOU), then you're dead. Start practicing not bending down when getting the soap :3

Then I'll deal with it when that happens. But for now, It looks like I've slipped under the radar.

holy shit. the police came to my house before. They asked me if I was aware of a car accident that happened near by. I stayed calm and answered them. I said "yeah I heard about it, Is there anything I can help you with?"... Anyway they asked me if I heard or saw anything, and I said that I had heard something, but I was inside my house all night so I didn't see anything.

Apparently the guy was stone drunk and couldn't remember when or who he was hit by. they had to estimate a time because of lack of witnesses. they said if I hear anything about the accident that could potentially lead to the whereaboutsof the driver, to call the police. I said ok and they went on their way.

FFFUUUUCCCKKK... I should of just handed myself in. but I couldn't...I was too scared ,so I just lied my ass off.

if they find out it was me I am in soooo much trouble. =[

Dunlops <3

Fuck everything else.

At 7/4/09 07:47 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 7/3/09 05:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Guys... I'm shitting my pants right now, I just committed hit and run.

You know what happened the last time someone talked about a criminal offence they did/were going to do? He got jailed.

Actually that was a threat of arson on a public school, filled with hundreds of kids.

I accidentily (abeit stupidly) ran some drunk asshole over.

So this morning I went outside to check my car. There's no damage, not a speck of paint chipped or anything. Later on I walked back to the scene of the crime, I didn't drive there in case someone recognised my car. There's no sign of blood or anything. But I was shocked when I saw a sign attached to a few lamp posts saying:

"A car accident occurred here on FRIDAY at 20:40 PM. If you, Or anyone else you know witnessed this crime then please call --------------- "

Shit... I'm in BIG trouble.

At 7/3/09 08:06 PM, robotking98 wrote: Dude. Your ALMOST as dumb as sirtom. When you run someone over, one, if you call the police and explain the situation, odds are you wont go to jail, for very long. But you ran away so now what you did is considered murder and failure to report it(which if you actually had reported it it wouldnt be counted as murder). Plus you put it on the internet, you damn moron.

Shut the fuck up, I panicked. The asshole was jumping in front of my car on purpose, i thought if i scared him a bit he'd move outa the way.

I'm gunna go to bed now. I think Im gunna ring the police tomorrow morning. I'll keep everyone posted.

I'm such an idiot.

At 7/3/09 07:55 PM, powerfuldude wrote: Did the sirens go away or are they waiting out there?

I heard them for a while... but they've gone now.

At 7/3/09 06:47 PM, dark-samus1 wrote: You shoulda took a shit on him and then ran. That would have been dramatic.

This isn't a joke... Ive probably really hurt somone and i'm going outa my mind. I still can't believe he even stood up after it... he must have been really drunk.

At 7/3/09 06:03 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote:

Anyway, way to control your temper numbnuts...you know, there is this thing called reverse...you found it before you ran the guy down. You could have just backed up enough to turn around and went a different route

I TRIED going a different way... the asshole kept standing in front of my car! I thought He'd move!!!!! I didnt know the crazy basterd was gunna let me knock him flying.

I think I hear sirens outside... I've turned all the lights off in the house and locked the doors.

I'm scared.

At 7/3/09 05:17 PM, CowGoMoo wrote:

At 7/3/09 05:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: I stopped the car and looked back out of the window... He wasn't moving... Scared for my life I ran back to my car

when the fuck did you get out of your car? i am finding difficulty believing your story.

I typed it in a hurry, your gunna have to forgive me. I went to check after i looked out my window. I havent stopped panicking since I got home. =[