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Little johnny ran out of the room in fear, his parents are dead. The smell of rotting corpse flesh is trapped inside his nostrils, and he cannot escape his fate. The house wants him dead. Little Johnny opens the door only to see Little johnny ran out of the room in fear, his parents are dead. The smell of rotting corpse flesh is trapped inside his nostrils, and he cannot escape his fate. The house wants him dead. Little Johnny opens the door only to see Little johnny ran out of the room in fear, his parents are dead. The smell of rotting corpse flesh is trapped inside his nostrils, and he cannot escape his fate. The house wants him dead. Little Johnny opens the door only to see Little johnny ran out of the room in fear, his parents are dead. The smell of rotting corpse flesh is trapped inside his nostrils, and he cannot escape his fate. The house wants him dead. Little Johnny opens the door only to see.

Tenses are fucked up, I don't care.

Chipmunk?

I don't know...

At 5/30/10 06:16 PM, NoxDexus wrote: I don't hate him. I think he's fucking HOT!

NoxDexus: Troll of the year.

At 5/30/10 12:42 PM, spotopdelta wrote:

At 5/30/10 04:28 AM, Haoie wrote: Still time for a summer love.

That post is bad and you should feel bad. Summer romances are rarely a good thing in the end (well, for me anyway).

That's because you're Fab.

At 5/30/10 12:45 PM, Ultor wrote: Without ads our site wouldnt have any revenue. Just be greatful things are not like before you came here we had shit loads of porno ads and adware trying to get in every two minutes I forget what it was called.

The Internet is too noob friendly now, we need the old internet back where one misstep would take you to a freezing screen of Lemon Party and viruses every minute you spend on the internet.

At 5/30/10 11:10 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 5/30/10 11:02 AM, OzBlox wrote:

At 5/30/10 10:59 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 5/30/10 10:58 AM, OzBlox wrote: Total Recall is awesome.

lololololololololololololololol

Lol

LULZ

Not on my watch!

At 5/30/10 02:29 AM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/30/10 02:20 AM, Yamor wrote:

I know I talked about regulars a lot in this thread, and I have started to wonder... am I now a reg as well?

no

Hehe, I remember that little rant you had. Good times. :D

There was a program like Photoshop which was free, I can't remember it's name...

or, if you want a trip on the wildside...

Torrents...

American Dad is a nice change of pace to Family Guy. FG has it's moments, where some episodes are insanely funny, whereas some others are just super lame. Cleveland show has been pretty funny from what I've seen (The whole 1st season) but South Park is the best, hands down.

Don't get me started about t3h Simpsons...

At 5/24/10 06:16 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: Well as of this year, I was transferred to a school that is the complete opposite (aside from students attending) of the previous school I was attending about a month ago. The only reason why I was transferred is because I was "accidentally" stabbed by my best friend with a pair of scissors. I was hospitalized, needed stitches (which reopened later, gushing out more blood in the car) lost about a pint and a half of blood. Later found out that I had torn several muscles in my arm (where I was stabbed) so I had to go to physical therapy.

That's mindfucks and a half.

High School for me has been decent, first year was shit, second got slightly better and in my third year (Fuck I'm still a kid...) it's gotten pretty good. You get to make some pretty close friends and not to mention, you do some pretty stupid stuff. Good memories for the most part, but I guess my experience (so far) has had it's ups and downs. After my exams I'll be in the upper school (Year 10) :O. Seems like it's only just beginning lol.

At 5/28/10 06:22 PM, Stevenscar wrote: Relevant link.

Never seen that before, but all I can say is lol.

Wow, I've never been better at MW. A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one111one!!
11112eleven!!

At 5/21/10 07:06 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: You can't get it for *Cough* Torrent *cough* free, that's illegal.

Nah, Usenet is where its at dawg.

I'd say World of Warcraft or wait for Guild Wars 2 if you don't like the thought of subscription based games.

Wasn't FFXI Sub based anyway? :O

At 4/27/10 05:07 PM, RogerBK wrote: I'm in the 7th grade... lol (I didn't failed, OK?)

But your English did...

Anyways, teachers always give me shit when I try to joke around with them (Some, anyway) and most others have just gotten used to it. Some, however, will always be pricks. To be expected I guess. Some teachers are asses, some aren't, and when you get older they won't talk down to you anymore. (Rejoice!) :0

So this one day I was up in some mountains and I found this massive dismembered foot. It must be Goliath's, right? RIGHT?

*Looks at it again*... God damn, just Big Foot's...

I never knew it was possible to have this much fail in one thread.

I don't what this even is...

No, but srsly, what the hell are you talking about? o_o

At 4/20/10 01:29 PM, MoriChax wrote: What are you talking about this happened in The Shining.
wtf is The Shinning?? some viral video of people skinning their shins??

Oh come on.

To all those peeps saying this shit is hot, you do realise that the OP is a GUY, right? Also, a gay guy that lies about his age, and is in fact, a little 12 year old kid that thinks he's 13. :O

Lol, this can't be serious. And if it is, you still have a LOT to learn. XD

Dude, you are NOT 30. Take that shit off now befo' I come ova' there and bitch slap yo' ass back to Hong Kong.

Lol, only an idiot would give them their gold. They buy it at like some super undercut price and melt it down and sell it for like 10x the price.

Here's a proccess list:

1. Take gold from idiots at 1/10th of the price
2. Melt down gold and place on market
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

At 4/12/10 06:51 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: God you're fucking dense. Take a look at the date and you'll notice it was posted 11 days ago, go do some math.

Lol, I didn't even realise. You know what this means...

:April Fools idiot.

I c wat u did thar.

Hehe, I remember when my friend told me to do it. I had my volume up pretty high before it too. :/

'Dey see me trollin'
'Dey hatin'...

I'm getting so fucking pissed off by that song. Srsly. I've never watched a Glee episode in my life, but whenever I flick over to a music channel, that shit is on like 10% of them. At any one given time. :/

Wowzers, I don't even think that guy can walk let alone do it, besides, how would he produce sperm at 112? Somalians aren't super heroes when it comes to sex...

Oh wait...

Kill someone and hang it outside your door, they'll think it's fake until the birds start pecking at it...