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Lol, I knew it was messy. Tomorrow I'm gonna tell everyone that Newgrounds has told me the truth. Funny thing is, my friend who started doing all of this, said it didn't have any serious repercussions. He clearly didn't ask NG.

Question: How often would you do this until you go brain dead? :O

At 6/22/10 03:55 PM, Makakaov wrote: I found professional video on that:

Pros at work

Also you should be looking at names like Beta, or something. We called it "Swiokla" which means Beta in english, because when you do it, your head is red like a Beta.

That video was epic win. I couldn't stop laughing. That generic goat sound makes it all the better.

At 6/22/10 03:49 PM, Yukin wrote:

At 6/22/10 03:47 PM, Kokorazashi wrote: Lol, I told my friend over and over again that it couldn't be good for him, and then he did it like 3 times later today. They find it fun, and when one of my friends did it, he started spazzing out on the floor, he then got up and I laughed for like 20 minutes straight. Still not doing that shit.

Your friends seem like some real idiots

It was only one of my friends, and now we have a running joke that we disown him. My friends and I have made a group called the GWAI (Guys who aren't idiots) and think of ourselves as the last survivors lol. I'm scared. :|

Lol, I told my friend over and over again that it couldn't be good for him, and then he did it like 3 times later today. They find it fun, and when one of my friends did it, he started spazzing out on the floor, he then got up and I laughed for like 20 minutes straight. Still not doing that shit.

So a few people at my school were messing around, and one of my friends suggested he make himself faint. I asked him how, and he went and crouched down and started breathing heavily. I was thinking WTF and then the stood up really quickly, put his thumb in his mouth and blew hard without letting any air escape. He then dropped to the floor and fainted. And no, this isn't a troll, try it yourself. I would try find a video or something, but I really don't know what to search. He wants me to do it, but I'm too much of a pussy, anyone done / seen this before? It's hella creepy. :O

At 6/19/10 03:48 PM, ChuckDude131 wrote: I got very disappointed on episodes 200 and 201. Muslim extremists threatened south park and they still wont show Muhammad. We have freedom of speech.. There going against our first amendment. THIS IS......... Censorship!!

inb4 thunderf00t trolls.

Lucid dreams suck so much, especially when you realise it was all a dream.

I guess I'll never get to ride a tartan coloured pony while eating banana cake...

Here I was expecting some epic funny story that spanned over several millennia and traversed at least a good half of the universe. Instead all I got was some lame dream. Come back when you've done it in real life.

There are no pics because it would be strange to get pics, and also, I highly doubt this really happened. It's easy to chat crap you know. :P

If you have Asperger syndrome, I can't really blame you for not being very social, it is, afterall, a trait that makes you, when young, hard to pick up on social intricacies about interactions and speech. Try find what makes you happy, and I'm sure there's something out there that will, just try to be positive and do what you enjoy doing. I'm not going to tell you to make friends or whatever, because it's not really your fault that you have difficulties with it. Also, don't think of yourself as ugly and stupid or whatever, embrace and like yourself, don't be a downer, really.

WTF was Green doing? Seriously?

What is this I don't even.

That was so hard to watch. The fuck did I just see?

Hacked AQ back when you could hack for temp Guardian. Not sure if it still works, and trainers are easy as piss to find. AQWorlds is where it's at dawg, AQ is for nabs. In all seriousness though, it's something I don't really take seriously, and if you're 68 legitly, all I can say is wow. Hacking AE games are so easy now it's not even funny anymore. Just look at my damn AQW account.

Kotaku have a pretty nice write up.

A small part of the post:

" The Nintendo 3DS will have a 3D camera, two differently-designed screens, a tilt sensor and will be significantly more powerful than current handhelds, according to sources familiar with the system's development kit. Updated with more details.

A sketch of the 3DS by a Chinese blogger who claims to have a 3DS development kit matches other reports and information Kotaku has heard from people familiar with Nintendo's next handheld. All together they form what is Kotaku's best guess of what Nintendo's next major gaming device will offer players. "

Also, if you're too lazy to click the link, here is Kotaku's own mockup of what they assume it'll look like.

Eh, I think mine means Light in Japanese or something, been like 7 years since I first used this name. It's just stuck, along with my other username of Babaloo on other forums. I think there's one on NG already, and no, he isn't my alt if he does exist. :O

At 6/11/10 06:38 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 6/11/10 06:14 PM, OwnzAlot wrote: Holy balls.. She looks REALLY familiar. Did she recently move to your area?

she's been here for her whole life

and peoples, Why's it all "GET N HUR PANTZ" ?

and yen'z wonder why you ain't laid yet...

Then why ask for their opinions if you seem so adamant that NGs opinions don't matter / slag people off. People are joking around, and it's really to be expected when you post something like this on NG.

At 6/11/10 04:24 PM, DrClay wrote: I take a shower...

...and the warm, wet and slithering poo slides down the back of my leg like a soft and gentle hand slowly caressing my backside.

Sounds like you got assaulted by a Russian paedophile.

Toys R Us tried to market them to kids but has since taken down the link. It was like a pink Barbie one with the letters written in one of those over the top fonts (forget the name for it :/) and started a lot of controversy on the net. Funny stuff it is, nothing more than a kids toy.

If you want to kill yourself, by all means do what you want. I'm not here to stop you, unless I really cared about the person, I wouldn't really want to intervene with their choice. Don't tell me you're planning to kill yourself. -___-

Is this meant to be one of the crazy fictional stories that people post under the thread title of something that sounds slightly normal? Because if this is, this fails spectacularly.

At 6/4/10 09:34 PM, InfernusX wrote:

At 6/4/10 08:41 PM, Tramps wrote: Final Fantasy 13 as I actually made an effort to Pre-order and pick it up on the release day. Then really tried to get into it by playing it for 20 hours but it just got so unbearable.

I am with you there. Sold that along with Bioshock 2 after I beat it to get Red Dead Redemption which I am happy to say is a lot more fun than FF13

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YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Jokes aside, I think my biggest dissapointment had to be Fable II. It had so much potential, but it really didn't deliver. That's all I can think of now for some reason.

At 6/3/10 10:20 PM, 111122223138 wrote: my one wish is that kids know how to make quoted text manually

like dis

:HELP! It's not working...

Wine Glass
Some deodorant
Lined paper
A packet of empty Malteasers
A calculator
And a nail clipper

Wtf is all this doin' here?

I had the same sort of thing in my PSHE (Personal Social Health Education bullcrap) and I quickly wrote down on my paper:

How is babby formed?

You're asking if NG hates Justin Bieber?

You're asking hundreds, if not thousands of males whether or not they hate Justin Bieber?

What answer do you expect?

I have an alt...

What do you mean it's the wrong kind?

News report from BBC

Apparently, another sinkhole appeared in the same place as this one and one person was killed by it.

At 5/31/10 04:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Dont you kids learn anything from games these days.

I don't remember RE4 being so cringe worthy...

What did I just read?