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Author Search Results: 'Kojima'

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Topic: love is just pain.

Posted: 04/03/08 03:31 AM

Forum: General

At 4/3/08 02:18 AM, Grammer wrote:
At 4/2/08 03:02 AM, Sekhem wrote: HELL YEAH, FUCK LOVE I'LL JUST JERK OFF TO INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I like your style

Naw man, get Congress to legalize prostitution federally(Assuming you're in the USA, forgot to check profile...).


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Topic: love is just pain.

Posted: 04/03/08 03:30 AM

Forum: General

Love is a waste of time. Seriously, I masturbate to opera/classical and grand orgy's ALL THE TIME. Now imagine doing it in real life!


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Topic: Acid

Posted: 04/03/08 12:57 AM

Forum: General

At 4/3/08 12:53 AM, Cheapimmitation wrote: It's all good fun until someone runs away and starts nakedly breaking into peoples houses and smearing blood on their walls.

Now that's just sexxxy.


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Topic: Acid

Posted: 04/03/08 12:52 AM

Forum: General

It doesn't fry your brain like some says. The worst that'll happen is you'll go insane(Unlikely), but you'll probably be physically healthy.


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Topic: How to get away with murder.

Posted: 04/03/08 12:30 AM

Forum: General

Kill thyself. What's the coppers gonna do then?


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Topic: Dicks in porn.

Posted: 04/02/08 11:27 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/08 11:17 PM, Luis wrote: I dont really mind i guess... although the one thing i hate in m+f porn is when the dude starts jizzing all over her face or something. its an instant boner kill. fucking gross.

i also dont like it when the guy is all moany and loud.... leave that to the woman.

Dude that's in like every MF pr0n.


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Topic: Encyclopedia Dramatica

Posted: 04/02/08 09:16 PM

Forum: General

Get a sense of humor, almost every uncommon thing about me is made fun of by them. But I'm not a baby so I have a sense of humor.


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Topic: Dicks in porn.

Posted: 04/02/08 09:04 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/08 08:59 PM, Sistine1408 wrote:
At 4/2/08 08:43 PM, Officer wrote:
At 4/2/08 08:41 PM, Tramps wrote: Lesbians, dildo's, vibrators... It's just all so unnatural in sex.
Stop right there.

Unnatural? Who the fuck have you been talking to.
Hey, vaginas are designed to have dicks in them. Anything else is, technically, unnatural.

Sorry, but lez pr0n is pretty hawt regardless of how unnatural you think it is.


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Topic: Dicks in porn.

Posted: 04/02/08 09:01 PM

Forum: General

At 4/2/08 08:57 PM, Tramps wrote: Are people so uncomfortable with their sexuality that they think looking at another cock is gay, that they even have to resort to watching a purple, plastic dildo being used? I just find it irritating that some people are actually afraid of watching normal porn because of the cock in it.

Gang bangs are even worse, they're like 90% dick.

That's because thou doth not understand them. They're not about the males, but about how the female is receiving the male.


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Topic: Dicks in porn.

Posted: 04/02/08 08:59 PM

Forum: General

I am a fan of bisexual orgies. So ummm I kind of agree and I'm kind of straight, but not entirely.


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Topic: Lets talk like its 1980s

Posted: 02/20/08 07:32 AM

Forum: General

Oh, you're just saying duuuuuuddeeudddueee over and over....Never mind, it looked like the theme song.


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Topic: Lets talk like its 1980s

Posted: 02/20/08 07:31 AM

Forum: General

At 2/20/08 07:29 AM, bigjuicy wrote:
At 2/20/08 07:28 AM, Kojima wrote: Lulz at the kids who don't know what the 80s were....Either way, Miami Vice will forever be awesome, even in 2008 guys, I love Miami Vice, it's awesome.
duuuuuuuuuuuudududududuueude!

Assuming you were just singing the theme that you pwn at life.


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Topic: my sister is such a fucker!

Posted: 02/20/08 07:29 AM

Forum: General

I would like to have an orgy with her. Probably.


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Topic: Lets talk like its 1980s

Posted: 02/20/08 07:28 AM

Forum: General

Lulz at the kids who don't know what the 80s were....Either way, Miami Vice will forever be awesome, even in 2008 guys, I love Miami Vice, it's awesome.


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Topic: Morality for atheists

Posted: 12/03/07 04:16 AM

Forum: General

As an Atheist, I think my morality was influenced by religion to an extent, but with the possibility of SOME biological morality, and I"m a secular one at that(No Buddhism or anything). I'm one of the few that doesn't bash religion.


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Topic: Pope Criticizes Atheism

Posted: 12/02/07 12:49 AM

Forum: Politics

At 12/1/07 11:17 AM, WlliamTylerBomar wrote:
At 12/1/07 11:11 AM, Drakim wrote: Although slightly different situation, I feel that this comic fits.
I'm not going to let Atheists off the hook either. They do the same thing here on Newgrounds saying believing in God is stupid and you should convert to Atheist.

Funny, I don't say that...


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Topic: Saw my cousin masturbating

Posted: 12/02/07 12:44 AM

Forum: General

At 10/24/07 06:48 AM, Mechabloby wrote: He's just figuring out what his dick is for. All 13 year olds go through this stage. Most of them never find out.

Personally, I went through that retard stage at 10. Luckily at 13 I wasn't such a retard.


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Topic: pulling on it a bit too much

Posted: 11/28/07 02:07 AM

Forum: General

Generally around once a week because of low libido, lately about twice a day. 4 times a day when I was younger.


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Topic: There is a God, Get over it

Posted: 11/28/07 01:27 AM

Forum: Politics

Nobody fucking knows, deal with it. Unless of course, the greatest philosopher/scientist/whatever is on Newgrounds.


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Topic: masturbation = no growth???

Posted: 11/28/07 01:26 AM

Forum: General

At 11/28/07 01:24 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I leak semen whenever I go number 2.

Your testicles are melting dude.


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Topic: masturbation = no growth???

Posted: 11/28/07 01:23 AM

Forum: General

No, how the shit would that happen, "LOLZ YOU EJACULATED NOW I CANT GROW! LOL!".


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Topic: Has anyone ever been in love?

Posted: 11/28/07 01:07 AM

Forum: General

I haven't even liked someone a real lot, just lust. Well, I've liked in the friend sense, but not the, 'I may one day love them', sense.


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Topic: Why is the US government..

Posted: 02/04/07 09:55 PM

Forum: Politics

You can't just end poverty. Unless you mean so they make nanomachines that reproduce and create food..... Like that's going to come out in less than 50 years. However, I assume you mean to buy food with money and give it to people. It's not that easy, donate sure, but not just go, "KoBlam! Here's some food, poverty is now ended". It's like the war on terrorism. You can't just go fight a war and end terrorism, it will take wars and wars, and even then, it's not likely it will end. The war on poverty is just as complicated. Can't just spend money and hope everyone is happy. Help ending poverty, yes, but ending it isn't some easy task. It's not like if you give some Ethiopians pancakes, it will last forever. It will only temporarily help.


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Topic: Don't hit girls

Posted: 02/03/07 10:06 PM

Forum: Politics


Uh, Did I mention lethal violence? NO! Did I mention a minor slap in the face? YES!

I never said it wasn't okay to knock a woman on her ass if it's a life and death situation.

Okay. I agree there.


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Topic: What's the point of suicide?

Posted: 02/03/07 07:52 PM

Forum: General

At 2/3/07 05:10 PM, Vrael wrote: Wow and I though So-Smart-So-Dumb was a retard......

It's obvious that if you have thoughts of killing yourself in the first place you're to weak of a human to live. I say you should kill yourself the minute you think about it. You weak-minded bastard.

Yes, because people can't change. Please, never become a psychiatrist. Or have children, unless you want to ruin their lives.


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Topic: Lil Chris is old.

Posted: 02/03/07 07:46 PM

Forum: General

Question: Why are you at Nick.com?


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Topic: Don't hit girls

Posted: 02/03/07 07:32 PM

Forum: Politics

Actually, I've been slapped, punched, and kicked by girls before and the only thing I did was smirk and walk away. You know what that's called? Maturity.

Yeah, smirk when they have a knife.


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Topic: Don't hit girls

Posted: 02/03/07 02:06 PM

Forum: Politics

Yeah, if a guy smacks me, I'm going to kick his ass, if a chick slaps me, I really don't give a damn because it's probably not going to hurt in the least bit.

What if Chyna attacks you? And starts beating you... I bet it will hurt, unless you're a body builder or something. Not all women are weak as you assume.


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Topic: Why people hate reading.

Posted: 02/03/07 11:05 AM

Forum: General

I only like reading non-fiction. It's the best. However, there is good liteature. I prefer non-fiction, like True Crime. Since my favorite movies are typically crime dramas, mostly true stories, like Goodfellas. And I find crime pretty fascinating. No, not that I like it, but I'm interested in it. Specifically, organized crime, so, I like to read a lot of history books about the mafia, which is interesting, mostly because I always watch the movies, I like to be educated on the real scoop. However, I read about other criminals, like the Manson family, I also watch those TV bios every once in a while, but books are more in depth. Mostly I like to read them because it's a lot more unique than most non-fiction. I don't want to read about hibernating bears. However, about bizarre things. Or just things I'm interested in. But, I also like science and technology. Even though I failed science, I've always been interested in that. Same with history, wars, I don't like war, but I like to read about Vietnam, WWII, and The Cold War and all that. However, a lot of the time, they're written in a literature like fashion. As in, with a plot, and not just information, kind of like the book, "Wiseguy", which the movie Goodfellas is based on, and is a true story, but written to be a little more interesting.


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Topic: Thanks guys :)

Posted: 02/03/07 10:50 AM

Forum: General

I agree. All is people say are the famous, "Don't like it, don't buy it". But, I bought the system, I probably expect stuff, you know, not just a console with nothing else. For example, I complained about them making everything, almost at least, cost money when you download stuff for games, and I said it's already 60 dollars. And yep, don't like it, don't buy it. I think it's only fair that I complain about that, I mean, PC gamers don't have to pay for it. The fact you have to pay for Horse Armor in Oblivion is a rip off. The game is 60 dollars. And horse armor is ONE item.


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