117 Forum Posts by "Kojima"
At 4/3/08 02:18 AM, Grammer wrote:At 4/2/08 03:02 AM, Sekhem wrote: HELL YEAH, FUCK LOVE I'LL JUST JERK OFF TO INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY THE REST OF MY LIFE.I like your style
Naw man, get Congress to legalize prostitution federally(Assuming you're in the USA, forgot to check profile...).
Love is a waste of time. Seriously, I masturbate to opera/classical and grand orgy's ALL THE TIME. Now imagine doing it in real life!
At 4/3/08 12:53 AM, Cheapimmitation wrote: It's all good fun until someone runs away and starts nakedly breaking into peoples houses and smearing blood on their walls.
Now that's just sexxxy.
It doesn't fry your brain like some says. The worst that'll happen is you'll go insane(Unlikely), but you'll probably be physically healthy.
Kill thyself. What's the coppers gonna do then?
Get a sense of humor, almost every uncommon thing about me is made fun of by them. But I'm not a baby so I have a sense of humor.
Oh, you're just saying duuuuuuddeeudddueee over and over....Never mind, it looked like the theme song.
At 2/20/08 07:29 AM, bigjuicy wrote:At 2/20/08 07:28 AM, Kojima wrote: Lulz at the kids who don't know what the 80s were....Either way, Miami Vice will forever be awesome, even in 2008 guys, I love Miami Vice, it's awesome.duuuuuuuuuuuudududududuueude!
Assuming you were just singing the theme that you pwn at life.
I would like to have an orgy with her. Probably.
Lulz at the kids who don't know what the 80s were....Either way, Miami Vice will forever be awesome, even in 2008 guys, I love Miami Vice, it's awesome.
As an Atheist, I think my morality was influenced by religion to an extent, but with the possibility of SOME biological morality, and I"m a secular one at that(No Buddhism or anything). I'm one of the few that doesn't bash religion.
At 12/1/07 11:17 AM, WlliamTylerBomar wrote:At 12/1/07 11:11 AM, Drakim wrote: Although slightly different situation, I feel that this comic fits.I'm not going to let Atheists off the hook either. They do the same thing here on Newgrounds saying believing in God is stupid and you should convert to Atheist.
Funny, I don't say that...
At 10/24/07 06:48 AM, Mechabloby wrote: He's just figuring out what his dick is for. All 13 year olds go through this stage. Most of them never find out.
Personally, I went through that retard stage at 10. Luckily at 13 I wasn't such a retard.
Generally around once a week because of low libido, lately about twice a day. 4 times a day when I was younger.
I haven't even liked someone a real lot, just lust. Well, I've liked in the friend sense, but not the, 'I may one day love them', sense.
You can't just end poverty. Unless you mean so they make nanomachines that reproduce and create food..... Like that's going to come out in less than 50 years. However, I assume you mean to buy food with money and give it to people. It's not that easy, donate sure, but not just go, "KoBlam! Here's some food, poverty is now ended". It's like the war on terrorism. You can't just go fight a war and end terrorism, it will take wars and wars, and even then, it's not likely it will end. The war on poverty is just as complicated. Can't just spend money and hope everyone is happy. Help ending poverty, yes, but ending it isn't some easy task. It's not like if you give some Ethiopians pancakes, it will last forever. It will only temporarily help.
Uh, Did I mention lethal violence? NO! Did I mention a minor slap in the face? YES!
I never said it wasn't okay to knock a woman on her ass if it's a life and death situation.
Okay. I agree there.
At 2/3/07 05:10 PM, Vrael wrote: Wow and I though So-Smart-So-Dumb was a retard......
It's obvious that if you have thoughts of killing yourself in the first place you're to weak of a human to live. I say you should kill yourself the minute you think about it. You weak-minded bastard.
Yes, because people can't change. Please, never become a psychiatrist. Or have children, unless you want to ruin their lives.
Question: Why are you at Nick.com?
Actually, I've been slapped, punched, and kicked by girls before and the only thing I did was smirk and walk away. You know what that's called? Maturity.
Yeah, smirk when they have a knife.
Yeah, if a guy smacks me, I'm going to kick his ass, if a chick slaps me, I really don't give a damn because it's probably not going to hurt in the least bit.
What if Chyna attacks you? And starts beating you... I bet it will hurt, unless you're a body builder or something. Not all women are weak as you assume.
I only like reading non-fiction. It's the best. However, there is good liteature. I prefer non-fiction, like True Crime. Since my favorite movies are typically crime dramas, mostly true stories, like Goodfellas. And I find crime pretty fascinating. No, not that I like it, but I'm interested in it. Specifically, organized crime, so, I like to read a lot of history books about the mafia, which is interesting, mostly because I always watch the movies, I like to be educated on the real scoop. However, I read about other criminals, like the Manson family, I also watch those TV bios every once in a while, but books are more in depth. Mostly I like to read them because it's a lot more unique than most non-fiction. I don't want to read about hibernating bears. However, about bizarre things. Or just things I'm interested in. But, I also like science and technology. Even though I failed science, I've always been interested in that. Same with history, wars, I don't like war, but I like to read about Vietnam, WWII, and The Cold War and all that. However, a lot of the time, they're written in a literature like fashion. As in, with a plot, and not just information, kind of like the book, "Wiseguy", which the movie Goodfellas is based on, and is a true story, but written to be a little more interesting.
I agree. All is people say are the famous, "Don't like it, don't buy it". But, I bought the system, I probably expect stuff, you know, not just a console with nothing else. For example, I complained about them making everything, almost at least, cost money when you download stuff for games, and I said it's already 60 dollars. And yep, don't like it, don't buy it. I think it's only fair that I complain about that, I mean, PC gamers don't have to pay for it. The fact you have to pay for Horse Armor in Oblivion is a rip off. The game is 60 dollars. And horse armor is ONE item.
It depends. It can be for fun, however, it wouldn't be as enjoyable, one of the most enjoyable things about sex is the psychological part, not just the physical feeling, but the fact it's with a real human being, if you're in love with him/her it would be more enjoyable. But, I think it's only fair you get to know them a little. And then have fun. It doesn't always have to be with someone you love.
*If it's Chyna(Wrestler) bring out the BAT
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Anyways, what I mean is, only if you're life is in danger, not for revenge, "Hey, you hit me, I'll hit you back". Not that, but if she is constantly hitting you, and over powering you.
Well, it really depends. Only if neccecary. Only if they pose a threat. And only if that's the only way to handle it. If it's Chyna(Wrestler) bring out the back. If it's a petite girl, be sensitive and hold her down or something.
I didn't say Atheism was stupid, I meant the way they were talking about it like it was a fad was stupid. You have religious and political beliefs because you believe in it, not because you want to be cool.
Oh I see, excuse my other post then...
At 2/3/07 02:16 AM, Evannator wrote: I just remembered something that made me realize how stupid my age group is. Last year, during PE, i was doing excercizes, and I saw some people from another PE class standing in a group, waiting for their teacher. I saw one of them say, "I'm an Atheist", and another went, "YEAAAAH!!! ATHEISTS!!!" and they all started cheering and patting themselves on the back for being an Atheist. I then thought to myself, "Jesus, I can't have a normal day at school without abunch of kids cheering at eachother for their retarded, one-sided views."
I hope that's not against Atheist. I'm Atheist, however, I don't act like that, I actually respect peoples views. It'd be a one-sided view to not take an Atheists view into consideration. Not every Atheist is an arrogant jerk, some just are well.... Atheist.
At 1/16/07 03:11 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: I live in Florida and rarely ever see roaches, and when I do, 99 times out of 100 it's the little brown ones with marks that look like eyes. :) I belive I've only seen 3-4 "palmetto" roaches in my house in the last year. Provided of course you mean the Australian Roach. (This ugly bitch...!
Glad in the south west(Nevada, AZ, and CA) we don't need to see things that make us throw up all over our keyboards.... Ahhh, the one benefit of living in AZ.
At 2/3/07 01:58 AM, Babypuncher89 wrote:At 2/2/07 05:20 PM, dave wrote:Carlos Mencia? That is what passes for humor these days?
OMG....I used to love Carlos Mencia!!! Take a Joke America was hilarious....After Mind of Mencia aired, it all went downhill from there. Now he is trying too hard to be funny...
He's had some funny stand ups. But now it's just, "Hey, I say controversial stuff, not to make you laugh, but to offend you, what the fuck this has to do with humor I don't know".
