I heard of this thing called "Halo", I think it's going to be a piece of shit.

But seriously, I'm still wainting for Destroy All Humans: Path of the Furon.

At 6/3/08 09:55 PM, aquaticmole wrote: I haven't played it but it got decent reviews.

Yeah, it was sort of short, but it's episodic, so it's alright.

I liked it, it's sort of nostalgic in a way mixed with current culture.

Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage:
It took me 50 hours of non-stop gaming, but I finally collected all the gems and orbs to unlock Dragon Shores and the secret door behind it.

On th Rain-Slick, Precipice of Darkness: Episode 1:
After maxing my stats, completing all cases, destroying all Fruit Fuckers, upgrading all of my weapons, and unlock the first half of some weird phonograph, I can honestly say this game is truly entertaining.

At 5/31/08 03:56 PM, Sekhem wrote: lol A RLY BIG RPG lol,, it would take 5 yrs to beat it on easy!!!!!!

Isn't that what college basically is?

If you ever played Dark Cloud 2, you probably know that most of the boss deaths are some of the saddest you've ever seen.

Especially Gaspard, who in the end, decided to join the good side but was forced to fight, which was one of the most depressing moments in gaming for me.

Ape Escape.

I don't know, Tim Schafer has made some pretty original stuff.

Remember Psychonauts? The way you had to enter someone's mind and battle weird enemys to make them sane again? Now that was pretty original.

Virtual Campfire: 3D.

It's like the ring. Al Gore crafted it in the fires of Mt. Doom to be used to take over Middle Earth. We can only hope now that Kyle saves it by repluging the router or we'll never see high-quality porn ever again.

Well, give him the idea, he has a user account on Newgrounds.

I remember this cheat on War of the Monsters, where if you beat Twisted Metal Black and have it saved on the same memory card, you could play as Mecha Sweet Tooth.

Don't you just wish you could play Kevin Smith's work?

At 5/25/08 10:16 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote:

You forgot the - Here's your sign part.

Wrong comedian, dipshit.

PC
Snes
Nintendo 64
Nintendo Wii
Gameboy Pocket
Gameboy Color
Nintendo DS
Playstation 1
Playstation 2
Xbox

Most of my games are on the PS2, but I'm a Nintendo fanboy.

Ironic, eh.

Okami is one of the few video games that uses water colors as the game's design.

At 5/24/08 11:57 PM, robattle wrote: I never could beat Ocarina of Time, god damn water temple....

That only means you suck at Zelda. It took me forever, but I beat it within 2 hours.

The Angry Video Game Nerd.

Many gamers still play the games long after they're completed, because they want to achieve everything possible to brag about it to their friends later.

It's shallow I know, but it's so satisfying.

Not everyone has that kind of spare time on their hands.

Remember Conker's Bad Fur Day? The multiplayer was awesome, and the gameplay was extremely hard at the end.

I'd say 4/5 on the hardness rating, storyline, and gameplay.

Harry Potter.

Wait...

Seriously? Grand Theft Auto is the best series ever? Sure, you get to kill, steal, and get to have sex with different females without any consequences, but that isn't what a great series is made of.

A great series consists of two things, and two things only: awesome gameplay, and a kickass storyline.

I could name a few series right off the bat that are way better than GTA. (NOTE: the things I list are either a single game or a series, so don't get confused if you look one up and see that it only had no sequel.)

1. Final Fantasy
2. Okami
3. Ninja Gaiden
4. KotOR
5. Destroy All Humans!
6. Zelda
7. Alien Homonid
8. God of War

And that's the only ones I was thinking off of the top of my head. Okay, GTA may be a good series, but it certainly isn't the best and many people will agree with me.

I guess it's just a state of opinion really.

Today is a good friend of mine's birthday. Maybe you know, him and maybe you don't, but give a hand to the man behind the dream: Life-Stream.

At 5/20/08 03:41 PM, Jezuz wrote: Sex Games are to video games as Maury is to Television.

They're overhyped and outdated?

Brutal Legend.

I just thought he shoves it up his ass like any other man who wears tights.

At 5/18/08 09:45 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 5/18/08 09:42 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Zelda, because she hardly ever gets captured.

Are we playing the same video game series?

Because I seem to recall her getting captured in every single game.

Shit, I wasn't thinking straight. I forgot that Zelda gets captured near the end of OoT.

At 5/18/08 09:33 PM, Dekuboy wrote:

At 5/18/08 08:44 PM, beast-unleashed wrote: how about this who would win
Samus or Megaman. my votes on megaman

I vote Samus. She has all of those power ups, and she has quite a powerful gun for an arm. I don't think Megaman would have a chance.

Here's one: Zelda or Peach?

I think the answer is pretty obvious.

Zelda, because she hardly ever gets captured. Plus, she kicks ass as Sheik.

Okay, how about Amaterasu from Okami, and Crypto from Destroy All Humans!

A little Science vs. Magic is greatly needed in this thread.

Yeah, but you have to admit, Midna was funny as hell.