The sun is the reason why they're is so much racism in the world today. I propose we blow out the sun in order to aboloish racism! No one can be racist when we're living in sub-arctic conditions and living like mole men. It's GENIUS!!!

I won't need skin and hair when science will finally develop robotic technology that puts human brains in inorganic bodies.

Just 10 more years!

If free speech is such a bad thing to you and your contacts, then why the fuck are you a Newgrounds moderat- OH MY GOD!

How about we up the ante? First one to an alternate dimension filled with naked women wins!

Who wants to be a pirate? They're murderers, rapists and plunderers. Now Vikings, Vikings I could get into.

At 9/5/09 11:49 AM, Jack wrote: Sorry to hear that, I mean, Hitler is a better role model than her.

Yeah, at least Hitler got his country out of poverty. Katie Price just gives the false image that fake is beautiful.

You know, in Ancient Greece, people couldn't tell the difference between a Werewolf and a Vampire, because in those days they didn't have physical differences to seperate them. It wasn't until this guy named Vlad the Impaler did some crazy shit with pikes that we now hove distinct vision of Vampires today.

The man pressed the button, waiting what would happen next. The rest is up to you.

16 words.

Uwe Boll actually leaves the recorder on for literally 5 minutes while he does something else in one of his commentaries.

A Canary. You know, the birds that coal miners used to detect gas leaks.

I'm sick of talking about religion; athiest or otherwise. Why can't humanity just live life and worry about the after life on their deathbed or not at all? There's an entire universe to explore and here we are fighting over who's right and wrong about religion.

Shut your traps and think about something else.

You just got pwned.

The progression of time deals with the after affect of the previous generation trying and failing to try and catch up or not liking the next generation.

That's why most pre-Next Generation Star Trek nerds like Kirk better than Picard.

At 9/16/09 11:18 PM, Cericon wrote:

At 9/16/09 11:12 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: There's a new kid at my school who is a "werewolf". Sometimes, when he's waiting for the bus, he'll "transform" and run away.

Catch him.
Sell him to the military.

Yeah, they'll lock him up with the vampires who sparkle in sunlight.

Programming. I don't know how Tom Fulp does it, but for the life of me I couldn't handle even the simplest commands.

Kick them out, they're obviously restricting your boundaries.

At 9/15/09 10:40 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Bondage & EXXtreme Masochism?? Lmao.

The X Games would be a lot more intresting to watch, I can tell you that.

At 9/15/09 09:59 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:58 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

Too late.

Fuck you Stephen, you're the anti-christ of this thread.

Sorry for being the Yoko Ono of this thread.

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

Too late.

At 9/15/09 09:53 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: 2. Paint yourself red from head to toe, and do the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona. Throw rocks at some of the bulls for greater effect.

Bulls can't see red, dumbass.

At 9/15/09 09:07 PM, DrClay wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:03 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: You ever try to snort a Sour Skittle up your nose? Shit hurts very badly.

I wouldn't think it fit or even be safe actually (safe by having it get stuck I mean, like a quarter)

Believe me it fits; like a wasabi pea or something similar.

Dying alone, that's my biggest fear.

You ever try to snort a Sour Skittle up your nose? Shit hurts very badly.

At 9/15/09 08:08 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:
Hahaha. That is so weird. But no, my last name is not Micek, although that is a very cool last name.

Yeah, it's Slovakian. I have no idea what it means, though.

At 9/15/09 08:06 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 9/15/09 08:05 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: I have a regular boring middle name. Michael.

My god, my first name AND my middle name? Is your last name Micek as well?

Oh shit, different person. My bad.

At 9/15/09 08:05 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: I have a regular boring middle name. Michael.

My god, my first name AND my middle name? Is your last name Micek as well?

If I ever find a new element, I'm going to give it the abbreviation A so I can finally spell BACON.

95 percent of the world already is.

A girl was arrested on the first day of school. I think that pretty much explains itself.

At 9/15/09 03:29 PM, blazer133 wrote:
Oh and by the way, that movie was filmed at my school.

Oh yeah? Amanda Seyfried WENT to my school.