Stripes are the best motherfucking style ever. You have made an excellent choice, my friend.

Didn't thy use this concept in a movie starring Denzel Washington?

So, you finally decided to update your site?

At 9/23/09 10:52 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What exactly is Terrorism class?

It's obviously the place were they train suicide bombers and such.

Love is too complicated for one person to describe. You have to choose what love is and what it means to you. Personally, I find that love is the feeling you get when you stare in your partner's eyes and say to yourself that they're the one(s) and that you'd do anything for them; even if it meant hooking with someone they love more than you.

And yes, I'm a supporter of polygamy. That doesn't mean I'm going to practice it.

On the speed gauge.

I always thought Steam ran on tubes; now I know.

Were the hell have you been? There's a freaking Simpsons verion of the game.

Hey guys, let's reminisce about how anything today sucks and everything back 2, 10, 100 years ago was better. Seriously, shit really hasn't changed as much as you think.

I don't do anything. Newgrounds has taken over my life.

Actually, at the rate we're going, we might have invisibility cloaks AND death beams with advancememts such as manipulating atoms to be used as sub-atomic machines and finding generators powerful enough to fuel such energy.

This fucker's pretty funny.

At 9/22/09 03:40 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: But then who will we give the Never Logs Off award to?
WHO!?!

Gagsy?

Oh shit, Mike Judge was right! Soon we'll have pro-wrestlers as presidents and all our crops will be fed energy drinks.

Oh shit, it's the Second Comming! Quick, hide your porn!

What did he want with them, WHAT?!

At 9/21/09 10:08 PM, Sanjay wrote: I never give homeless any money. I've seen documentaries where these lazy bums make over $100K per year. They stand on the corner with their cup and at the end of the day they drive home in their Ferrari's.

Now by "documentaries", do you mean an episode of Family Guy?

At 9/21/09 10:05 PM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/21/09 10:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 9/21/09 09:32 AM, Calintz wrote: I want to be an Underwater Welder. Why? Because it involves two of my favorite things. Swimming/Water & Welding.

And dying, right?

If you die, you die. It's part of the job and you are trained, hey man someone has to do it.

Yeah, I'd rather die a badass way like being eaten by a shark or incinerated by an underwater explosion than die an old man in some hospital bed; I mean, who wants to die like that?

I want to write for a television show for Adult Swim or Comedy Central. Either that, or an Archaeologist.

God invented rest on the seveth day, duh.

Girls are so weird. That's why I went back to men.

Benjamin Franklin was the Colonial Einstein/Edison.

Wake me up when we get to 5D movies and the characters and objects literally pop out the scree and interact with you.

And no, I'm not talking about those 4D shows; those are bullshit.

It's all fun and games till you start hearing gun shots and the guy's corpse is being suspended from a wall.

Will there be pictures? Is there a site or a flyer we could see?

At 9/20/09 10:46 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/20/09 09:49 PM, Proottalfain wrote: So you met EpicFail?

Pretty much.

The fuck were you doing in Canada?

I went to New Jersey with a bitch of a sister and had to sit through a painfully long-ass baptism and after that had to wait over 2 hours at a restaurant for shitty veal.

Tl;dr: Shitsux day.

Yes, Jade's a woman. Sorry guys, didn't mean to stop this overly drawn out joke that's been going for like 2 years, but it had to stop sometime.

Does that include Russians and Indians?

At 9/20/09 12:36 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: killin' your faith in god.

I'm so surprised no one did this yet.

Einstein didn't disprove God, dumbass. He just modernized the way we look at physics.