At 10/6/09 12:14 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Fuck yeah birthday booze! Now I can have this shit legally!

Where did you get that kickass shirt?!

Anyway, Happy Birthday.

Ah, I remember when my brother was still in the nest. Take it from me man, cherish your siblings, because one day, they could be on the other side of the country and it would be much harder seeing them.

You could always move into a Youth Hostel if you need a place to stay.

"You sucked in that episode of Scrubs."

Unless he got shot in the spine causing him to do that involuntary, I'm pretty sure he was just fucking ya.

I wish zombie walks were less Dawn of the Dead and more Silent Hill, you know? More like a Tri-Athlon of Zombies, really.

Our greatest.

You want to know the fucked up thing, Funk? In an alternate universe, there's a God that loves us so and there's a you who tries to destroy hate from the face of the universe.

I think the new show, Titan Maximum looks promising. It's basically Robot Chicken, but with plot.

You do realize you're using the same method Eric Cartman was using to blame Kyle for 9/11 on an episode of South Park, right?

There's a reason why we don't use ancient superstition and methods today, because we have finally evolved to at least a certain degree of rationalism. Your outdated, medieval practices have no use here, good sire.

Stephen King's It is the funniest horror movie I've ever seen.

If that's Plan A, then I'd hate to see what's Plan B.

This band is very commited to entertaining you.

Did his get stuck in a trash compactor?

2 million mass homocides > 600,000 civilian causualties. The only reason why we're heroes is because the Axis of Evil killed more than us and in less humane fashion.

And that's why our gas prices are so high; we're using it to set ourselves on fire too often.

Sometimes, I have this weird thought about how I can't tell if this is a dream or not. Is that what you're talking about?

Bring science back to Kansas.

The other day, some friends and I were talking about how one of them had a curved shaped penis. Most akward gym class, ever.

I want my guitars tuned and my cartoons funny.

At 9/30/09 05:09 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Nothing wrong with being a virgin at 18. He's kind of an idiot though, saying he wants to lose it 18 times.

Yes, the Muslims loose 72 times.

Zing!

For some reason, I keep confusing Malachy with Rucklo. I wish this was a Rucklo appreciation thread, now.

What we should do is, we should take a northwest route around Asia into the Sea of Japan. There, we'll start taking over Ebaum's territory one by one. Then, we should take over Austailia. It has little defence and is a great spot to launch an attack in the Pacific Ocean, towards the US and Canada. Then with one final swoop, we'll go south to South America, defeat the 4Chanian scum and thus become the last remaining superpower.

Kung Fu Hustle is great if you want to see a guy's head do a 360 around his neck.

Getting Carpal Tunnel, because I'm aspiring to be a writer.

They're alright, I'm mean I like that China Grove.

Kids the next town over got the day off, even though they were in public schools.

Seperation of church and state, my ass.

The end is nothing but an endless void, completely impervious to time and space.

Despite the pandering, I liked it. It's a parody of anime mech cartoons from the movies, and this time it actually involves plot.

How much did you have to pay?