Okay, THIS LINK just infuriates me beyond all belief.

Cowboy Bebop? Like a Dragonball Z and Speed Racer movie wasn't enough; now they're just fucking up my childhood because it's now considered sport to them. They don't care if the movie bombs or not, they just want to see us suffer at their unoriginality.

This basically tells us how desperate Hollywood is for movies. Can't they just give it a rest? Well, according to the article, no, they won't.

So help me god, if they do Big O...

At 8/31/08 02:45 AM, Jezuz wrote:

At 8/31/08 02:43 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

I got to the end of the Mansion where I had to fight that rabbit kid, then shortly after, my memory card breaks and I had to start from fucking scratch.

That really brought my piss to a boil.

Oh dear God. I would have smashed the PS2 if that had happened when I was a little younger. I would still be tempted to now.

Luckily, my friend used Gameshark and got me back to where I was before.

Do you remember any other games from Level 5?

At 8/31/08 02:40 AM, Jezuz wrote:

At 8/31/08 02:38 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Ever play Dark Cloud 2?

That game is awesome, because it involves rebuilding things in the past to help fix time distortion.

That game is ridiculously hard. I can't believe I was so much better at it as a kid than I am now.

I got to the end of the Mansion where I had to fight that rabbit kid, then shortly after, my memory card breaks and I had to start from fucking scratch.

That really brought my piss to a boil.

Ever play Dark Cloud 2?

That game is awesome, because it involves rebuilding things in the past to help fix time distortion.

Hah, have fun getting shoved into lockers and being humiliated in front of co-eds, fucker.

I suggest Whiplash or Voodoo Vince for some sick humor, or Star Wars: Battlefront 1 and 2 for Co-op.

The Pearl was a good book.

Basically, it represents man's greed and how far he'll go to achieve it.

Why should I buy the games for the Wii when I already own them for the PC?

Now, when they make new stories for the Wii, then I'll buy them.

N64:
Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Super Mario 64
Goldeneye
Paper Mario

PS1:
Final Fantasy 7
Twisted Metal 4
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
Ape Escape

PS2:
Okami
War of the Monsters
Destroy All Humans! 2
Jak 3
Dark Cloud 2
Xbox:
Whiplash
Voodoo Vince
The Sims
Star Wars: Battlefront 2
Oddworld: Munch's Odyssey

Wii:
Super Mario Galaxy
Zelda: Twilight Princess
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed

Gameboy Pocket:
Pokemon: Red
Final Fantasy: IV
Tetris
Pokemon: Blue
Pokemon: Gold

Nintendo DS:
Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Animal Crossing: Wild World
Advanced Wars: Duel Strike
Final Fantasy: III
Pokemon: Pearl

That's it, and I think you've left out a very important gaming company known as Atari. You know, the one that started the gaming revolution and created some of the most well known characters in the history of gaming.

Personally, I find ScrewAttack to be a good site for gaming reviews both new and old.

At 8/25/08 03:26 PM, Lucy wrote: Why is it illegal to buy beer under 18, but you can drink it at any age at home.

That's not true in the U.S.; you have to be 21 or older to buy beer.

Coincidentaly, you also have to be 21 to legally rent a car.

Why is it legal to beat your wife in Montana or that it's illegal to ride a merry-go-round on a Sunday in Missouri? Because 95% of the world is retarded, that's why.

What I want everyone to do in this thread, is to think of the worst possible idea for a game and describe it in the fullest detail that you can and if it ever becomes an actual game, pat yourself on the back for being creative or hang your head in shame because the VG industry is getting desperate.

Okay, I'll start:

Maid's Quest. You start yourself as a maid(and no, they're not the French maid that has the very short skirts), and you have to go around various homes and hotels cleaning everything in sight. Now, you have a time limit as to how long before the owner gets pissed off at you for not cleaning in time based on either the size of the house or how irritated the owner is.

You also have to use your various cleaning supplies to destroy enemies like Cockroaches, Rats, Bats, Dust Bunnies, and the occasional small children. Power ups are found throughout the house which let's you freeze time for a matter of seconds, extra strength, total obliteration of enemies for a while, etc.

The bosses are robotic maids sent out by your competitor: Dr. Clean, who is plotting to take over the world by using his robotic maids to take control of people's brains and making them do his bidding. The final level is at Dr. Cleans laboratory to confront Dr. Clean once and for all.

Mini games are included, but are not limited to:

Bed making, laundry folding, speed sweeping, and various others.

Also, if you want, you can rate the above user's video game.

TL;DR:

I want you to think of stupid video game ideas that no one will buy.

At 8/24/08 03:47 PM, PantyWipe wrote:
Yea that dude seriously fucking annoys me. I would rather not see title cards than to have that fag in every other episode.

His artwork isn't even that good.

Now, the guy who does the artwork for the Captain S comic book has some serious talent.

At 8/24/08 09:32 AM, VenomKing666 wrote:

At 8/23/08 08:59 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Has anyone else seen this video?

http://www.cinevore.com/films.aspx?id=4&
clip=8

The bitch went total vampire on the Nerd.

What the fuck, this video was wrong on so many ways, and disgusting too. WHat was the nerd doing in that anyway ?

The Nerd states on his site that he did the blood effects, but somehow ended up as a cameo in the video.

Has anyone else seen this video?

http://www.cinevore.com/films.aspx?id=4&
clip=8

The bitch went total vampire on the Nerd.

Sure thing, Adam.

At 8/19/08 10:34 PM, KerfuffleMach2 wrote: Eh, I live in Detroit.

I can get my drugs cheaper at the local Wal-Mart.

Where do you think they get their supplies from?

The syndicate controls over 75% of the world's drugs whether they be legal or not.

He's obviously starting a demolition derby for Penicorns.

At 8/19/08 10:25 PM, Inquisitor911 wrote: This topic is fucking stupid. It could've been better, but it was very poorly thought out.

Says the guy with a por link above his sig.

At 8/19/08 09:43 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Maybe Tom needs a pilot to pilot his plane.

Haven't you been reading what I've been writing?

Tom Fulp is just an alias used by the drug lords to hide their secret identities.

I'm going out on a whim here and not be an arrogant asshole and say I'm not that well known.

Although, some regulars know me and we are friends.

People! We've been lied to for many, MANY, years and I may have stumbled onto something that could shake the very existance of the internet:

Newgrounds is actually a front for an international drug syndicate that is bent on taking over the world(or at least sell a lot of drugs).

All this time, we thougt of NG as some sort of haven for artist's trying to bring their work to the main-stream, when it was actually a diabolic cover-up for one of the largest drug syndicates in the world. NOw, I know what you're thinking, "But Knights, Tom Fulp is the creator of NG and he would never use it as a way to sell drugs world wide." WRONG. Tom Fulp is actually a cleverly thought up acronym to fool the media and the masses; I mean come on, what kind of name is Fulp anyway? After many hours of extensive research, I've gathered on what TOM FULP really means:

Taiwan
Organization
Mules
For
Ultra
Legitimate
Plan

Now, this may seem like the organization is doing legal business, but don't be fooled. They obviously bribed the courts in their favor, so they won't get in trouble if it ever breaks out(which it has). The other member's names are either other acronyms, or they're actually the bosses and higher-ups responsible for this whole operation.
The true matter at hand is, how are they smuggling vast quantities of drugs like Cocaine and E across international borders? Simple, they use a highly advanced interdimensional warp gate that bends space and time for their own bidding, kind of like Stargate. Then, whent the drugs are received by highly complicated means that can't be explained in one setting, are then picked up by marked vehicles such as vans, cars, ar the occasional asshole. they are then bought by random consumers at moderate prices and thus hurting international economics.

Did you hear me, people? I said Newgrounds is responsible for international economic inflation(probably 9/11 too). What are we going to do about it? Are we just going to let this so called Tom Fulp and his crownies get away with it? Or, are we going to stop their evil schemes by standing up for what's right? I say we do the latter and kick this evil drug syndicate square in the nutsack. For America. For liberty. For the world.

For the love of god man, just back away slowly; the affect of people trying to explain the Zelda timeline is like opening the box of the Ten Commandments:

TOTAL FACE MELTING.

Once played Bully for 38 hours straight, not caring if I got full achievement or not.

Some of my close friends left without warning.

I'll miss you Life-Stream and DepressedStone.

My mom doesn't care if I go to concerts; in fact, she's letting me see the Aquabats at the Trocadero in November without supervision.

As for Church, I don't have to go that often, but my mom does since she's a Sunday School teacher.

The tattoo I wouldn't get even if I was 18, since I don't really care about getting one.

At 8/14/08 02:05 AM, pointydagger wrote:

At 8/14/08 12:29 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: The only thing that sucks is I can't get TeenNick, since I only have basic cable.

I'm hoping for them to post their episodes on their site or YouTube like Adult Swim does.

If anything, it will at least come out with a couple short episodes with an album with the bonuses.

Personally, I think they'll put some episodes on a special DVD with bonus footage and commentary, or so I hope.

Isn't it fucking obvious?

At 8/14/08 12:27 AM, pointydagger wrote:

I'm guessing TeenNick or MTV, since Yo Gabba Gabba is syndicated on Nick Jr.

I think Teen Nick is all about drama, and MTV is about reality garbage. I still think it would be on a network ive never heard of. I can see them trying a pilot on TeenNick though.

The only thing that sucks is I can't get TeenNick, since I only have basic cable.

I'm hoping for them to post their episodes on their site or YouTube like Adult Swim does.