At 11/12/09 06:43 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Our school isn't big and fancy enough to require IDs. That sucks though dude. What are IDs for anyways, security reasons? My friend moved to a big school and they require IDs, maybe I'll ask her about it and junk.

It's like in the 5th element when they scanned Korben's fingerprints for identification. Basically, IDs are used for entering school and getting lunch, nothing else.

Now I don't know if your school does this, but my school requires that all students must wear an ID to school or else you get kicked off the premises. Now today, my mom was rushing this morning and we left fairly earlier than usual. The problem was, on my way out, I had forgot my ID card and I didn't realize until I was dropped off at school.

Because of this fucking rule, I wasn't aloud to enter the school until I got my ID back and thus had to walk back to my house (which is across town, mind you). By the time I got home, first period was over. When I tried to open the door however, I had forgoten my mom locks all the doors in the house and I had forgotten my keys as well, so I was stuck waiting in the cold for 4 hours until she came back from work. By that time, I had given up hope of going back to school and just stayed home that day.

The point of the story is, I fucking hate this ID policy. If you forget your ID, security doesn't let you in, regardless if they know you or not. You can buy a temporary ID, but they're five dollars and I was flat broke at the time. The state of my school system has really gone downhill since freshman year. Does anyone else shares this problem?

Going to live the life of a rocker without the fame part, huh? Well, more power to ya. I'll send a nice basket to your next of kin after I see your face in the obituaries.

I don't see any pop-ups, but that's probably because I use ad-blocker.

Go to Burger King, because McDonalds is shit.

It's simple logic in this: If you were working for Hitler in Nazi Germany, but you hated everything about him, wouldn't you want to give the middle finger to him instead of the Jews, despite the punishment?

Of course, dumbass.

How about in a few trillion years when the universe expands so far out that it can't hold itself together, thus causing it to collapse upon itself? Or is that theory to rational for you?

At 11/10/09 03:39 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 11/10/09 03:36 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/10/09 03:08 PM, EpicFail wrote: Whoa... Easy bro, I'm Canadian!

Why would you celebrate a holiday that your country wasn't involved in.

We aren't allowed to remember canadian soldiers who died for jews?

What'd you do, accidentaly cut off your heads while making sandwiches for them?

You do realize time itself is an illusion, right? And that mankind invented the concept of time to tell how things progress?

Although, the 70's acid joke was pretty funny, I'll admit.

That was a flashback, dumbass. Hell, it even said present day after they cut to the next scene.

Watch anything on the Disney Channel for more than 5 minutes.

Out of respect for Gary Gigax, I really should take up the game, but I don't know where to start.

Woo, bring on the catgirls! Happy Birthday, bro.

At 11/8/09 12:28 AM, Rig wrote: I dunno. I don't trust women whose heads are larger than their waists.

But you trust women who's busts are bigger than their heads?

Fuck yeah, Meg is the sexiest female in the history of Disney. Second place would be Kida from Atlantis, though she's technically a princess.

The way I see it, Animal Farm's main point was this: No one person or persons should have the sole power of a government, whether it be a Monarchist, Communist or Dictatorshipist sense. In a way, I think Orwell had the same viewpoint as the Founding Fathers did during the American Revolution. That all power(s) dealing with local, state and federal government should be dealt with the general public.

Also, I think he also meant that if people feel oppresed long enough in a government, they will rebel against their leaders once the time is right. That's what happened to the British government, that's what happen to the U.S.S.R and that's what's going to happen to North Korea.

Woman can't commit rape, only 30-something weirdos with access to vans and candy.

A lot of the crack whores and suicide victims do crazy shit at night, so why don't you get a job at a suicide hotline?

Is your dad like a mercenary or something? Does he rant about how America sucks while selling blow on the side?

Roll Fizzlebeef...

And who says Canadians aren't hospitable? Seriously though, you could just get a part-time job and work for the money. If not, just call the cops. It's not like they'll arrest you for contempt or anything.

Bubblegum flavored condoms.

You know, for when you're done afterwards.

Went to a party in the backwoods of Pennsylvania. You know, where all the cultists and serial killers like to hang out. Anyway, all we did was get drunk and light the biggest bonfire in the entire fucking state.

Good times were had by all.

I'm reading Animal Farm, because it's the far superior George Orwell novel to the one in question.

Also, fuck Big Brother.

More like 1,911 years till we enter WW2, but whatever.

Want to bet there will be a sequel?

At 10/24/09 07:47 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: So it's basically a musical of Tron?

Except with recent technology and more porn.

Such much more porn....

Now hear me out. We've all heard or even saw a musical before in our lifetimes and there have been a few that talk about the internet as a whole, but what if someone came up with an idea to use the internet as a basis for a musical. Here's how it would go down:

A lowly computer hacker is sick of the douchebaggery of the internet, so what he does is he hacks into some of the most popular sites on the internet, such as Facebook, 4chan, Fark and even Newgrounds and decides to make everything his way.

Now, the owners and proprietors of these sites don't like this one bit, so they start a resistance to the hacker's schemes and fight back by using symbolic characters of their own creation to fight against the hacker's viruses.

Both sides duke it out until the hacker unleashes his final weapon, the-ultra-king-virus-that-looks-suspicio usly-like-Al-Gore-monster or "TUKVTLSLAGM" for short. After a serious battle with the admins and their creations and the monster, they finally manage to defeat the hacker and it's creation and go into a dialogue about how hacking internet sites and illegal downloading and piracy is bad for the internet's image and that they should band together to destroy this threat once and for all.

That's the main idea, but there is some stuff to fill in between acts, and of course there would need to be songs added to the musical, but all-in-all, do you think it would be a nice concept for a musical?

Tl;dr: Internet Musical: Good or bad idea?

That's called sleep depravation and it makes you see shit that isn't there if you're awake long enough.

Only when using mugs or teacups.