So in theory everything that doesn't exsist in this universe exsists in an alternate universe

David Blaine,he made the Statue of Liberty dissapear.THE FUCKING STATUE OF LIBERTY!

Nobody likes a smartass

One time I was randomely jumped by like ten guys and they kept punching me in the face ='(

Look in your heart and if she's right for you than go back to her and if not then it wasn't ment to be

I heard that there is a theory that every atom in the universe contains an alternate universe does anyone else believe that or am I just crazy?

One time my class was taking a test and I got up and randomly shouted "If my feet were made of cheese I would rule the world." My teacher was so pissed and he sent me out of the room

Richie Rich must be so pissed off right now that you stole his mansion

Kirby because he can jack your powers and use it against you; kind of like a divorce

Was Click really that predictable?

Master Shake is afraid of commitment thats why he hates meatwad so meatwad will stop asking Shake to marry him

Listen I've got 200 hundred illegal immegrents working in my basement and the police are getting suspicious so I need to hide them in your basement for a while.

You can scrap the parts and get a new one

Well at least it will be easy to find on a map just look for a giant crater and you'll find it

The history class teacher plays bass for an alternative rock band that totally kicks ass(or at least mine does anyway)

If train A is leaving the station at 8:05 A.M. and train B wil leave the station at 8:15 A.M. then which train will speed past you first with all the passengers laughing at you and call you a fucking moron?

Let's just hope there will be Twisted Sister in the 80's edition or so god help Harmonix

Sir if you don't make a Weird Al collection will it not only make fun of you but it will make fun of the progression of mankind.

Just tell her that love is performed through actions not words

If you don't learn history then you'll play like shit on Jeopardy and Alex Trebeck will your a fucking dumbass and beat you with a sack of dimes

One thousand pink slips of doom

Nice graphics you can just see the bullets flying like crazy

I don't care what anyone thinks Hot Fuzz is the most BADASS movie EVER...EVER

Oh I just remembered I also would love to obtain FF13 thats going to be hoter than hell

I don't think they'll be singing the old theme song in the new movie but it would so kickass if they did

Who wants to see the new Transformers movie coming out next month? I would love to see Optimus Prime to beat the hell out of the Decepticons

Pay a clown to beat it with a wooden bat while hes saying cheesey jokes;thats always good for a laugh

I hate waiting for MMORPG's thats why I like to unwind with a good FPS.

I want that game sooo bad but dammit I don't have a PS3 or a 360 and I don't think I will be able to obtain either consoles anytime so which sucks out loud

I've heard about Guitar Hero 3 its suppose to have boss battles,how the hell will that work out?