Oh dear I believe I have just soiled myself. Quick! Smile before anyone notices.

If anyone ever played DAH! 1 then the final bosses (a.k.a. Robo-prez and Silloute) took me like fifteen ours to beat. That was a bitch

Hentai chicks are Wayyy hoter than her.

Monopoly and Baywatch both sucked. But the Simpsons pinball kicked ace.

In order to get a Wii I actualy got up at 5:00 A.M. drove all the way to Wal-mart in freezing cold weather(mind you that this was Febuary) bought the Wii drove all the way back and had to assemble it before church(which was in an hour)Anyway what would/did you do in order to get a Wii?

"She loved E;she hated water."

Dieting by Drew Carrey.Wouldn't sell a fucking dime.

Destroy All Humans! 1 and 2(because you get to be the evil alien for once)
Dr.Muto(not that much known but still pretty awsome)
Alien Homonid(great 2-d platform plus was made by our own Tom Fulp)
Bully(it's like the kid version of GTA but still pretty cool)
That's all that I can think of right now.

In some 3rd world country some poor soul would kill to have a chance to eat that,so stop being a wuss and eat the damn thing.

Yo momma so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

They make milk which is a tasty treat.

I would make Jack Sparrow eat tha compass. Then I would make out with Elizabeth while watching Will cry like the whiney bitch he is.

If my feet were made of cheddar cheese I would rule the world(that or I'd have to use a wheelchair.

Allentown, PA

I have the shortest(and possiblly the gayest) poem ever it's called Ticks: Adam Had 'em

Highly trained assasins that are very hard to find and kill vs. crazied maniacs with swords...yeah tough one there.

Use it to fight crime as the Sombraro Kid!

Electric speaker...maybe it can use sonic boom...if not fuck that then

The Rugrat's movies sucked dick on sooo many levels.

Tom Fulp because he doesn't add himself to your friends list right when you sign up like some douche.

The fourth hole(lol Family Guy refference)

No matter who you are,where your from or what your life is like, there will always be somebody whos worse off than you.

Science technically proves that God is real

Aww yeah I'm a puma bitch!

My worst gym accident was when we were playing basketball and I threw the ball and it bounced of the bored and hit me square in the nuts and I fell over and everyone was laughing at me because of it. What was your worst gym accident?

Go outside and play dumbass

Pickles diped in choclate sauce(I swear they almost taste like sweet and sour pork)

MY favorite line is from the talk show episode where Cartman dresses like a whore and keeps on saying,"Whatevah! Whatevah! I'll do what I want!" Man that is one of the greatest lines in South Park history.

For some reason I was walking through Wal-mart wearing nothing but my socks and for some reason a bear juggling flaming chainsaws was working at the express lane...man I need to see a therapist.

Anything by SOAD I can hardly make out.