Watch anything on the Disney Channel for more than 5 minutes.

Out of respect for Gary Gigax, I really should take up the game, but I don't know where to start.

Woo, bring on the catgirls! Happy Birthday, bro.

At 11/8/09 12:28 AM, Rig wrote: I dunno. I don't trust women whose heads are larger than their waists.

But you trust women who's busts are bigger than their heads?

Fuck yeah, Meg is the sexiest female in the history of Disney. Second place would be Kida from Atlantis, though she's technically a princess.

The way I see it, Animal Farm's main point was this: No one person or persons should have the sole power of a government, whether it be a Monarchist, Communist or Dictatorshipist sense. In a way, I think Orwell had the same viewpoint as the Founding Fathers did during the American Revolution. That all power(s) dealing with local, state and federal government should be dealt with the general public.

Also, I think he also meant that if people feel oppresed long enough in a government, they will rebel against their leaders once the time is right. That's what happened to the British government, that's what happen to the U.S.S.R and that's what's going to happen to North Korea.

Woman can't commit rape, only 30-something weirdos with access to vans and candy.

A lot of the crack whores and suicide victims do crazy shit at night, so why don't you get a job at a suicide hotline?

Is your dad like a mercenary or something? Does he rant about how America sucks while selling blow on the side?

Roll Fizzlebeef...

And who says Canadians aren't hospitable? Seriously though, you could just get a part-time job and work for the money. If not, just call the cops. It's not like they'll arrest you for contempt or anything.

Bubblegum flavored condoms.

You know, for when you're done afterwards.

Went to a party in the backwoods of Pennsylvania. You know, where all the cultists and serial killers like to hang out. Anyway, all we did was get drunk and light the biggest bonfire in the entire fucking state.

Good times were had by all.

I'm reading Animal Farm, because it's the far superior George Orwell novel to the one in question.

Also, fuck Big Brother.

More like 1,911 years till we enter WW2, but whatever.

Want to bet there will be a sequel?

At 10/28/09 12:03 AM, Hellian00 wrote: My school has 20 very small classrooms. It would make a shitty mall.

That's not even a mall, that's more like several outlet stores put together.

At 10/24/09 07:47 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: So it's basically a musical of Tron?

Except with recent technology and more porn.

Such much more porn....

Now hear me out. We've all heard or even saw a musical before in our lifetimes and there have been a few that talk about the internet as a whole, but what if someone came up with an idea to use the internet as a basis for a musical. Here's how it would go down:

A lowly computer hacker is sick of the douchebaggery of the internet, so what he does is he hacks into some of the most popular sites on the internet, such as Facebook, 4chan, Fark and even Newgrounds and decides to make everything his way.

Now, the owners and proprietors of these sites don't like this one bit, so they start a resistance to the hacker's schemes and fight back by using symbolic characters of their own creation to fight against the hacker's viruses.

Both sides duke it out until the hacker unleashes his final weapon, the-ultra-king-virus-that-looks-suspicio usly-like-Al-Gore-monster or "TUKVTLSLAGM" for short. After a serious battle with the admins and their creations and the monster, they finally manage to defeat the hacker and it's creation and go into a dialogue about how hacking internet sites and illegal downloading and piracy is bad for the internet's image and that they should band together to destroy this threat once and for all.

That's the main idea, but there is some stuff to fill in between acts, and of course there would need to be songs added to the musical, but all-in-all, do you think it would be a nice concept for a musical?

Tl;dr: Internet Musical: Good or bad idea?

That's called sleep depravation and it makes you see shit that isn't there if you're awake long enough.

Only when using mugs or teacups.

Let me switch bodies with you; I'm 210 pounds and 5ft. 10in.

At 10/24/09 02:04 PM, RKthrilla wrote: I'm not sending them to you guys...

Deep down inside, we knew that.

Plutonium Ice Cream, so I can become Ice Cream Man and get my own crazy comic books series.

At 10/24/09 12:41 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Balls as in holy balls this is awesome or balls as in awww balls not high school. It's a mixture of both. Most of the time it's balls as in holy balls this is awesome though. There's more homework and some challenging classes, but the kids are less retarded (minus Freshman and stuck up people), the teachers are cooler, and high school just feels cool to take part of.

Maybe in your school. I go to an inner-city school, and while I'm not trying to be racist, there are a lot of gangsters and wiggers from 4 middle schools that congregate to my high school when they graduate. The people here suck, because 90 percent are complete retards who keep getting into fights with security and getting women pregnent and other crazy shit.

While there are some awesome classes here and there are a few people who don't suck, most of the school is a complete shitburger.

Why not go a step further and commit necrophilia? It's not like they'll resist.

Is there a smoldering crater and sirens anywhere near where you are?

Don't you mean Olde England?

At 10/19/09 03:41 AM, MCSMstudios wrote: Damn, I hate living in Canada today. We just got season 3 like a few months ago. Basically, I'll be able to get this on DVD before I'll be able to see it on TV.

You do realize that you can view the episodes online, right?

It really pissed me off that the creators thought it was a funny idea to scramble the episode, so we could barely understand what was going on. Here's what I gathered:

*SPOILERS FOR PUSSIES WHO CAN'T READ*

After the whole 'ORB' debacle, Brock get's fatally injured and is fixed by OSI by combining HELPER's head with his heart or something. Thinking he's going to get brainwashed or tortured, Brock escapes while still recuperating and see's the boys one last time before giving Dean his communicator watch. Brock then stay's with the six million dollar man and sasquatch from season one, presumably making him fat in the process.

Meanwhile, Dr. Venture and the boys are having a hard time finding a new bodyguard and since it was revealed that Rusty was using clone slugs to keep the boys alive, now everyone wants him to clone someone or something (most notably Nazis with a dog version of Hitler and 21 with the remnants of 24). Eventually, the Venture compound hires Sgt. Hatred as their bodyguard and the boys aren't happy about, especially Hank. Sgt. Hated proves his loyalty by having Hank shoot him in the arm (albeit accidentally).

Back with Brock, he infiltrates Molotov and Hunter's mercenary for hire headquarters in order to kill the two. While climbing through the air ducts, Brock comes into contact with another assassin planing to kill Molotov and Hunter. With their combined weight, they fall from the air duct and onto Molotov, obviously signifying that they are trying to kill Hunter and her. After a heated battle, Molotov shoots Brock into the streets below, where the friends of the assassin from before take him into a van and take Brock to a secret warehouse. After a long questioning, it is revealed that Hunter was faking being a woman the whole time and is still with OSI as an even more secret organization.

At the Venture compound, everyone tells Dean to kill his dog, Super Adventure Boy (a.k.a. Hitler's soul in a dog's body). Staging a very complex chain of events, Sgt. Hated, Dean, Hank and Dr. Orpheus try and kill dog Hitler, while Dr. Venture is tied to chair and being interogated by the Nazis. After using the same effects from the face melting scence from Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Nazis face's are melted, Dr. Venture is safe and Dean is mourning over the loss of his dog.

In the final scene, dog Hitler comes back for Hank, when suddenly out of nowhere, Brock kills it with a golden dagger while looking like his old self and reveals to Hank that he's coming back, but not before helping Hunter and his secret organization in some big mission or something. He also tells Hank not to tell anyone and quickly leaves before Sgt. Hatred could see him, thus ending the episode.

*SPOILERS OVER*

I tried to be as detailed as possible, but also editing the non-important stuff out. Tell me if I missed anything.