...the Amish? Seriously, doesn't that go against everything the Amish believe? How will they react? What will they do? Will they make peace with the aliens or try and destroy the amish by using elaborate traps, and then blaming it on superstition?
For that matter, do we even now the Amish haven't already made contact with interstellar life before? Here's how you find out if the Amish are hiding something:
A.) Do they always feel nervous when around strangers?
B.) Do they always deny the existance of aliens on their property?
C.) Do they have a spaceship inside their barn?
D.) Are they aliens themselves?
If you answered more than one of these questions, you may have some major propaganda on your hands and you should report it to your local authorities and/or your nearest forum to explain how you came across theses stange events.
And don't forget, as with most things on the internet, we will need to see proof, so make sure to take a lot of photos.
WARN THE MASSES!