Change is the only constant? Nah.

Yeah! And for the record, NASCAR shouldn't be considered a sport either, because the drivers are barely moving at all.

At 7/5/09 01:22 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 7/5/09 01:21 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Yes, it is way better than flying, yet you would still need to fly to go overseas.

It goes so fast, it hovers over the water.

You bojo, those things don't work on water, unless you have POWER.

Bernardo from West Side Story.

At 7/5/09 12:07 AM, Viper-Studios wrote:

At 7/5/09 12:07 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: They don't haul money in trains anymore.

yeah but they do have things that sell for munny

Most of the spoils would be destroyed in the process.

They don't haul money in trains anymore.

Will Turner?

Something tells me you're bullshitting.

You can't celebrate Independence day unless you're in a country where intense fireworks are legal.

At 7/4/09 01:53 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Well duh! I live here, don't I? The food's good, the pay is good, and I have freedom. It's a pretty nice place.

Yeah, those poor bastards in N. Korea have to believe Kim is a god and that if they touch anything S. Korean, their hands will melt off.

Because the Mayans, the people who invented Hot Chocolate, didn't have Cows to produce the milk needed, so they used water instead.

Wasn't STEM already a mod?

At 7/4/09 12:37 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 7/4/09 12:33 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Why are we celebrating this day? Do you mean Independnece Day?

It's the day America celebrates there independence or some shit.

I thought it was the day we try and blow the fuck out of the sky.

Why are we celebrating this day? Do you mean Independnece Day?

At 7/4/09 12:31 AM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: im just a few more mod dicks away from becoming a mod.

almost there

RageIV wannabe.

Where there any black mods before Jamoke?

I have a higher level and post count than you?

We both want to, man.

At 7/3/09 05:42 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Good god, Eddy's brother is a fucking dick.

Snappy dresser, though.

That's about 10% of the population of Newgrounds, right there.

At 7/3/09 08:17 PM, Viridis wrote:

At 7/3/09 08:16 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: It should be a charity for starving kids in Africa.

I thought that would be horribly ironic :3

No, it'd be ironic if you did it for obese children in America.

Eat fast, but not too fast to consume as much as possible.

You sick fuck.

The Japanese get giant fucking robots and all we get are proton packs, terminating robots and a time machine built in a DeLorean?

We are so fucked.

How's it feel to be one of the oldest fucks on this site?

Did they taste like pork?

At 7/3/09 01:49 AM, Samen wrote: Do you mean just like a dog, or upside down so your feet are where your head normally is?

The latter. I never can seem to sleep like that.

Does it feel weird to you when you sleep on the foot of the bed? It's the same matress, but somehow I can never fall asleep at the foot of the bed, as if it were on some faultline or something.

That's not fat, that's his abbs.

At 7/2/09 03:04 AM, Gooch wrote:

At 7/2/09 03:00 AM, Reckon wrote: I would steal their PlayStation!

Fuck the Playstation, I'd steal the vending machines. Who knows what they may be filled with?

Miller Beer.

At 7/2/09 02:27 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: Worst overpriced pizza ever!

But the animatronics were oh, so not worth it.

At 7/2/09 02:22 AM, The-Omnipresence wrote:

At 7/2/09 02:20 AM, RKthrilla wrote: Remember this badass mother fucker?

No because I was not an idiot, the smart choice was always the Jurassic Park arcade game they had.

Or the Artic Thunder racing game or 18 Wheeler.