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That picture of the principal definitely falls under the shock image cathegory.

Not the sword, but the swordsman matters.

That part about flamethrowers.

RHOMBUS.

In 5 years the USA will be destroyed by hurricanes made of fire and oil (oh the irony) that formed above the still not fixed oil spil. North Korea nukes South Korea, but they soon realize that they contaminated their chinese allies too. Asian WW3 without america. Kim Jong Il finally dies and his hair is sold as "underage pubic hair" on japanese ebay.
With america and korea gone, Japan finally stops being a pussy and reveals their nations true name: sunshine tentacle happy time land.
Russia lol'd and has many vodkas with europe. Except for Poland.

Dictatorship can be pretty cool, but all dictators we knew sucked so far.

Recite memes.

Whats the point if you don't explain your choices?

My Nr.1 is Conker. OH WAIT.
Nr.2 are the hills in the background of the old mario games.

Poor marketing strategy. My brother had one and it had some very good games, but I never saw any advertisements anywhere.

Earth servers shut down 2012 anyway.

Many of Nintendos memorable franchises left with Rareware.

Its not McDonalds/BurgerKings/KFCs fault that people become fat. Its their own fault for shoveling that shit into their mouths every second day.

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Mmmh.. imma buy a McChicken tomorrow.

At 6/10/10 03:47 AM, Rig wrote: There's tons of black people in Episode IV. It's just that you can't see them because space is black as well.

Oh god marry me.

BRAEHG

Hey at least you look 50% smarter when they are in your proximity.

There are two spots throughout the game where you can find them, but it's random which one spawns.

As a child me and my frens used to ring doorbells and run away. One day an angry man in a car chased us driving BACKWARDS but we managed to escape on our awesome golden kick scooters only semi-rich kids had.

We also sneaked into other peoples gardens and screamed to scare the fuck out of them. Oh and my brother ran away, jumped through the bushes and hit a hydrant with his balls. We all lol'd. It was like a cartoon.

What else.. oh right we always climbed onto the roof of a kindergarten at night to annoy a paranoid woman living nearby that would always come to our parents saying: "Eure childrenz were on de kindergarten roof!!1" and we were like "No." and everyone hated her for blaming innocent children.

Wait.. this is about adult misadventures right?

This.

My honest serious opinion:

- kidnap rock
- shoot it into space
- watch people calm down

I can immitate Stitch. Fuck yeah.

The only flashmob I liked was that one where 100+ people dressed up as zombies and played zombie apocalypse on the townspeople.

Almost forgot to post my entry.. Damn college. Click on that link for better quality and an added description.

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jouste, your entry is just plain awesome!

I hated it because it isn't set up right, but I love it because there are so many retards to laugh about.

Where the fuck is Super Ryucopter?

Old games:
Fallout 1+2
Baldurs Gate Series
Icewind Dale Series (like Baldurs Gate, but more tactical combat)

There are plenty of patches and mods for these to enable higher resolutions if you care.

Cool, now roll 6d20+10 per addict lvl to determine how much money you will spend on MMOs.

Only if I'm sure that hilarity will ensue.

Nukes.

I enjoyed WoW for quite a while, but I quitted long before reaching the lvl cap. I guess I've been something between casual and addicted player, but I knew when to stop. Blizzard has a big herd of money-cows out there, man.
I actually tried out other MMOs from time to time, but I always end up quitting with these words:
"I enjoyed WoW more, but it would rape my timetable."

It's stupid to say "addiction doesn't exist" because it all depends on the stupidity-level of the consumer and god does Blizzard know how to control those. Tinfoil-hat time.

Wizard of Oz?