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At 12/25/10 04:23 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: A PS3 was my main gift, not sure what else yet.

I got the ps3 last year , it came with midnight club. Not the most exciting game, im crossing my fingers for assasins creed ! c'mon saannttaaa

At 1/17/10 03:23 PM, NinoGrounds wrote:

At 1/17/10 03:20 PM, kLyy wrote: the jump around song ? :S
dont know the ACTUAL name of it lmao
and it does have the same back drop as the cypress hill song

exactly. thanks a million

no problemo , love both of those songs lmao

At 1/17/10 03:13 PM, Chdonga wrote: So they can make an account here even though they're 8.

bingo. who doesn't wanna do that ?

the jump around song ? :S
dont know the ACTUAL name of it lmao
and it does have the same back drop as the cypress hill song

aBBBUUUHH

i wish i had intense feelings when i woke up.....everyday > : (

At 1/8/10 04:55 AM, Obvious-M wrote:

At 1/8/10 04:53 AM, Gomez wrote: Its a trick. The dude says the same thing if you click beer can or bacon.

Nice work, what other cases have you solved recently?

lmfao. harshed out . lol

bbaaaaaaaaaacon <3
beeeeerr caaannn <3

ya i dont fckn know. if i was newfie i'd GIVE you an answer lol

hahahha one day hes gunna be a leeeaan.... , mmeeaaaannnnn. fightin !! machiiiine ! lmfao

maybe i'm no one to talk considering my parents were on the verge of kicking me out of THIS particular house because I say "fuck" to much. and its true, never noticed but literally every other word to every few words if fuck, fucked , fucking, what the fucking fuck. FUCK. i like the word fuck

nowadays it slips out of peoples mouths in the grocery store.

i think its disgusting meaning has flew out the window, it all depends on your surroundings , peioples beliefs and what they generally want to hear.
i think.

At 11/17/09 08:47 PM, DJBattleAxe wrote:

At 11/17/09 08:45 PM, 111122223138 wrote: and no, you can't say "santa" or "easter bunny"
something..actual..and maybe unsual

thunder storms --> god bowling

i was like .......... no it isnt you retard

funny thing, i believed that, straight up and down for some ungodly reason...

and how when it was pissing rain outside, God was upset. Too many clouds meant God needed his privacy, usually about the more complicated things God was involved in and always had a way of squeezing in there, too many questions to not be lied too as a kid, haha,

i was probably annoying

" why is god so upsetttttt "
" why is he being private is he plotting something , is it going to rain soon "

first off , i wish i was a guy

secondly, no, im too much of a bitch to do that to a friend

At 7/7/09 11:45 AM, STEM wrote: Here's to hoping nothing crazy happens. With that many people, it's hard to imagine such an event will go smoothly

it was annoying how through the whole memorial they kept mentioning how many people were sitting at home watching from the couch... wher ewere all the die hard fans from outside the hospital?

lol..whoa... i wish this circus came to my town =]

ha. hahaha oh shit

At 6/24/09 10:36 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: be nice to minors, we want to have a good time too.

lol couldn't of said it better myself; i know alotta bouncers, and it's an awesome job/entertainment career. Have fun with it but be safe =]

lol, im canadian and always will be =]

At 6/10/09 12:50 PM, Headshot777 wrote: A good movie that made me ask "What the fuck?"?
That's a little contradictory.

smart ass , lol

the movie where the little girl goes missing from the plane..flight plan, its trips, i thouht they weren't ever going to find her, and i still wanna watch that movie again..

another one was the movie where all the kids go on a field trip or whatever and their plane crashes and no one or the plane was found and the mom like, goes down...trying to find her son knowing hes still alive, but the FBI fucks around...forget what its called

ahahahah i don't mean to do weird things, i'd have to ask my friends on this

i make funny noises lmao

At 4/6/09 01:10 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: where is the weirdest place you ever woke up at?

i once woke up in my boxers in my backyard.

not to far from home, so you're in the safehouse there :P
waking up in your bathing suit at your friends pool 2 hours away from home .....
that was fucked. ahahah

have you read a newspaper? and how many people are out of work and struggling through school, family, and general life...

DO IT UP YO! what else are you going to do this summer? find a swag ass part time and do the same thing you do almost every other day.

do it =) then lemme know how it goes

At 4/2/09 08:38 AM, toxicbomb wrote: 4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Good stuff.

no shit eh?

should i go jump off a bridge now or something ?

At 3/11/09 07:12 PM, thejuicer123 wrote:

All in all, this was a sucky day. So NG, ever had a horrible day like this?

fo sho! it seems just the past couple days, as soon as I get home from work it's one kick in the face after another..
Just today, Day 3.... i got told to hit the road. For what? asking why they threw out all my wall pin ups when I was at work...
hopefully tomorrow is a better day...

At 3/20/09 06:54 AM, Podburrys wrote: Chaotic Neutral I'd imagine, actually.

ya, this one sounds just about right

At 3/13/09 07:24 AM, chips2000 wrote: today is friday the 13th... be careful...
im not Triskaidekaphobia or paraskavedekatriaphobia or phobia of 13 or somethin...
the day where the day of bad luck...

hmmmm, it seems thats the way every leans, but I always have amazing days on Friday the 13th. And considering this is the second one in the past 3 months, EXTRA LUCK! <3

just gotta keep the faith in the luck of thee irish

At 3/12/09 02:38 AM, HarraH wrote: Has everyone ever eaten ganja buds straight? I had 2 like 40 minutes ago, I'm sort of vaguer and mellower but only very subtle, anyone got experiences to tell?

If you've eaten things like hash brownies mention them too, and if you know, how much bud went into them.

)

i've joked around and munched back the stocks and got nothing, didn't REALLY expect too.
but just recently my friend got a serious head injury. Instead of eating the prescribed T3's hes been eating a gram or so every half hour, hour. He gets really really stoned its really funny. He eats like crazy then gets headaches frm the constant jaw moment ahahah

At 3/12/09 05:51 AM, tigerkitty wrote:

At 3/12/09 05:44 AM, Gooch wrote: Whisky is risky but makes the ladies frisky.

Oh yeah, whisky wins by far.

Whiskey used to cause my friend to get into fights and take swings at people. It was every other drink that made her frisky.

ya there we go that sounds about right. whisky makes me personally agressive and snappy. then skyy vodka is just " lets get shimmy dimmy wrang dangled "

wisers whisky is the SHIT

drool

then theres the fackin' JD or the fourtycreek

wooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahahahaha mmmm

At 3/12/09 10:04 AM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 3/12/09 10:02 AM, ClockWorkViking wrote: Go hug some small children and try and infect them!

Actually, a better idea, wear nothing but palish yellow and tell small children you're a pepperoni pizza, and if they rub your face they get free pizza slices tomorrow.

ahahah that made me laugh, and im trying to vision and I can't. It makes me wanna puke, kinda.
I remember me and my sister getting chicken pox at the same damn time and we rubbed against trees and rolled around our backyard for a week straight lol

kay mum.

not completely rootin' for it, but I find it entertaining most of the time

agreed, although the loss of my internet was rather BULLLSHIT! I believe I could of made it...somewhat.

At 2/24/09 12:01 PM, KL3 wrote:

At 2/24/09 09:48 AM, joabos wrote: Everybody has a defect. If you don't like her simply because of a small defect, you don't deserve her.

A girl's laugh is not a "small defect". When you care about someone, you try to make them happy. And in turn, make the smile/laugh. With a horrendous laugh like he's describing, you wouldn't even want to MAKE her happy.

You throw out a very good point, and then theres the fact of getting used to it?
So ask yourself, could you? Do you PERSONALLY ENJOY and want to make her happy and in return get her and her laugh =)

a laugh can actually be REALLY hard to get past, but it isn't as hard as you think. Start laughing absolutely retarded for awhile and see if anything changes. Lemme know hahaah

At 2/24/09 02:07 AM, THEJamoke wrote: SlipperyMooseCakes likes his men the same way he likes his coffee- gay as fuck with huge penises.

Happy Birthday, you fucking meatcake.

ahahahah so how many coffees HAVE you drank since your last birthday :P

H a p p p y Birthday slipperymoosecakes you mofo

I actually made a bet with one of my customers today. He ended up eating 15 of our hungryman pancakes and I had to give him my days worth of tips , really fuckin' gross. I've only eatin half a pancake today :)