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Topic: I hate the "Want a hit?" Commercial

Posted: 09/21/09 04:28 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/09 12:19 AM, GayDorf wrote: So in your mind, because marijuana is "less bad" than alcohol and tobacco, it's a reason to consume it?

That's not what he said.

Well, jumping out of a vehicle on a highway at 65 mph is "less bad" than jumping off a 200 foot tall cliff, but that doesn't mean either one is safe or recommended.

As such, your analogy falls flat. Oh well.


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Topic: Blow jobs are fucking stupid.

Posted: 09/20/09 09:46 PM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: First off, it's fucking disgusting. Do you know how much fucking bacteria is in a person's mouth?

Do you know how MANY fucking bacteria ARE everywhere?


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Topic: When you enter Asia, your older.

Posted: 09/20/09 09:19 PM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 09:11 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Makes sense you slants would do that. You're so good at math, you can add 36 weeks to any given birthday.

HURR RACISM IS FUNNY AMIRITE GUIZ LOLOLOLOL


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Topic: Indiana Jones 5?

Posted: 09/15/09 12:22 AM

Forum: General

At 9/15/09 12:00 AM, vader316 wrote:
At 9/14/09 11:45 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: It's 'gravy train', fuckwald
shakes head: wow really? just wow. You sir are a troll... Next time your post a reply in a thread why not have something relevant to say or don't say anything at all..

It was relevant, because your grammar sucked ass. It still does.


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Topic: Oh Snap! A Wade!

Posted: 09/15/09 12:10 AM

Forum: General

At 9/14/09 11:49 PM, tweekee wrote: All mods must get their ass kissed and dick sucked when they come on.

And yugimt is first in line.

Slurp slurp

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Topic: Freecreditreport. com commercials

Posted: 07/28/09 12:33 AM

Forum: General

Catchy? No.
Ear worms? YES!

AUUUUGH.


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Topic: Photoshop A Car's View!

Posted: 07/25/09 07:58 PM

Forum: General

At 7/25/09 06:34 PM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: weird-ass country folk..

OH SHIT OH SHIT LESLIE NIELSEN
DRIVE MOTHERFUCKER DRIVE

not all caps.

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Topic: Chris Brown Should Not Apologize

Posted: 07/22/09 11:42 AM

Forum: General

At 7/22/09 11:21 AM, Cally wrote: Anyone who believes it'll never happen again is a dumbass...

...unless all rednecks suddenly drop dead of congestive heart failure.


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Topic: 2012 movie

Posted: 06/20/09 08:09 PM

Forum: General

The director has a voice irritating enough to end the world, does that count?


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Topic: WeHaveFreshCookie s

Posted: 06/18/09 09:36 PM

Forum: General

At 6/18/09 07:56 PM, Jezuz wrote:
At 6/18/09 07:53 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
You're just jellyous.
Of course I am. I'm bitter because I've invested far too much of my life for no one to know me on this board still. Then to see a subpar user come around, and because of a name grab fame, simply insane and silly.

Oh, so you think it's wrong that someone who is more personable than a decaying corpse shouldn't have as much popularity as some random guy who invested precious time and emotional stability into the internet.


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Topic: Death penalty: pointless

Posted: 06/16/09 07:47 PM

Forum: General

At 6/16/09 07:39 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 6/16/09 07:33 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Being executed isn't being murdered. It's having the earth wiped clean of your existence for being a piece of filth.
Hitler shared the same philosophy.

Godwin's Law. Tsk-tsk, going straight for the Nazis when someone disagrees with you?


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Topic: 16-year-old's Mass Suicide Plotting

Posted: 06/07/09 11:00 PM

Forum: General

At 6/7/09 03:53 AM, peanutfoot932 wrote: I say we start a charity drive to give balls to members of the NCC.

But that will involve painful surgery, and they may have scars that will keep them from ever getting laid (as if they would get laid anyway)!

On second thought, let's do it.


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Topic: What did Todd say to Vixie?

Posted: 06/06/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

Awkward.

What did Todd say to Vixie?


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Topic: So I drank a Monster energy drink

Posted: 06/06/09 08:11 PM

Forum: General

I take it you assumed something called "Monster" was going to be gentle, then?


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Topic: Wide Layout Update 3

Posted: 06/05/09 08:34 PM

Forum: NG News

Thank God. I was having a few problems before where the place where the Flash should have been playing was just a white rectangle, but that seems to have been fixed.

Excellent!


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Topic: Mj Has Skin Cancer

Posted: 05/30/09 07:26 PM

Forum: General

At 5/30/09 12:15 PM, budda121 wrote: uhh im pretty sure he was proven NOT GUILTY against the child molestation accusations.

A not guilty verdict doesn't mean he didn't touch little boys. It means the jury didn't want to send the "King of Pop" to jail.


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Topic: School is grooming us for work

Posted: 05/30/09 07:23 PM

Forum: General

A stunning revelation! Call the press! We have a soon-to-be-Nobel laureate here!


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Topic: Photoshop Groovy Asian Businessman

Posted: 05/29/09 10:48 PM

Forum: General

At 5/29/09 10:16 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Wow... this thread became hijacked... BY DIRT!!!

Speaking of which, look what Asian Jack Sparrow's got!

And guess what's inside it!

Photoshop Groovy Asian Businessman


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Topic: Photoshop Groovy Asian Businessman

Posted: 05/29/09 10:02 PM

Forum: General

At 5/29/09 09:09 PM, wildface098 wrote: He Lies... I invented the Amobea which became dirt which means I rightfully own dirt...

Let me Think... No Autographs for you.

Amoebas have nothing to do with dirt. I don't want the autograph of someone who thinks microscopic animals are the reason dirt exists.


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Topic: Damn Racist Camera

Posted: 05/27/09 06:41 PM

Forum: General

A poorly programmed camera feature is not equivalent to a hate crime. Turn the feature off if it bothers you so much. It doesn't, unless you're taken aback by technology NOT WORKING.

gasp

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Topic: Your First User

Posted: 05/17/09 10:11 PM

Forum: General

I don't need more than one. I barely visit here anymore anyway.


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Topic: The Atheist Complex

Posted: 04/12/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

At 4/12/09 02:53 PM, lVlad wrote: Oh wait a second, a principle called evolution carefully designed this

Evolution didn't design the earth, it is a theory that animals adapted to conditions on Earth in order to survive in those particular conditions.

but we should just assume its true because scientists believe it and even though they have thought of theories that were wrong in the past, we should ignore those mistakes.

Because people were wrong in the past, that means they're wrong now? You're very pessimistic about the human race for someone filled with the Good News.


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Topic: The dangers of terrorists

Posted: 04/08/09 04:57 PM

Forum: Politics

At 4/8/09 04:35 PM, Aughiris wrote:
At 4/8/09 04:24 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: What about all the terriorists who have nothing to do with islam?
Such as?

Timothy McVeigh, Theodore Kaczynski, and Eric Robert Rudolph, to name a few.


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Topic: The internet goes 3D.

Posted: 04/02/09 04:11 PM

Forum: General

Yoink!

The internet goes 3D.


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Topic: Important Warning (not A Joke!)

Posted: 03/31/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 09:18 PM, Iwolfe wrote: AND WATCH OUT! CUZ THIS AINT NO JOKEZ!

It's a joke.


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Topic: Bomb threat at my school

Posted: 03/30/09 09:05 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 08:04 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Rig only does arson.

So no.

You need some other audio mod. Too bad I can't name any other audio mods.


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Topic: What You 've Learned From Ng?

Posted: 03/30/09 08:58 PM

Forum: General

Mostly, I've just learned to lighten up.


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Topic: Photoshop Rig doing something...

Posted: 03/25/09 08:01 PM

Forum: General

The One Free Man.

Photoshop Rig doing something...


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Topic: Why did you join Newgrounds?

Posted: 03/24/09 07:50 PM

Forum: General

In descending order of importance:
1. To make posts on the BBS
2. To vote on flash
3. I was bored


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Topic: Reccomend me some music.

Posted: 03/23/09 08:46 PM

Forum: General

Blur, Bloc Party, Oasis, Finger Eleven, Bag Raiders, They Might Be Giants, and The Offspring.

It's all stuff I listen to, so your mileage may vary (wildly).


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