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Author Search Results: 'klopatng'

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Topic: Mountain dew kills spermies! evil!!

Posted: 09/28/08 04:23 PM

Forum: General

At 9/28/08 04:22 PM, solardave wrote: I heard that anyone who says spermies is either under 14, retarded or drunk.

The OP could easily be an example of all three at once.


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Topic: Recreating the Big Bang?

Posted: 09/14/08 06:18 PM

Forum: General

At 9/14/08 06:13 PM, solardave wrote: They have only turned the thing on so far. I don't know why people were so worried. It's about as dangerous as turning on a kettle. When the collisions happen it will be about as dangerous as the water boiling.

Boiling water is a serious threat to us all. How can you be so blind? That steam could burn your eyes right out, or get them very moist and warm.


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Questioning

Topic: We're all blind.

Posted: 09/14/08 12:23 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/08 09:52 PM, Alastor wrote: I agree completely.

Only because he was ambiguous enough for you to put your own definitions of "what's important" in there and form an argument for him.

To the OP: What exactly is important? Is it important to all of us? And how do you know we're ignoring it?


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Topic: ART CONTEST: 9/12 TRIBUTE

Posted: 09/13/08 09:58 PM

Forum: General

Who'd have thunk the Kool-Aid Man was underage?

ART CONTEST: 9/12 TRIBUTE


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Topic: Photoshop Weegee Onto Something

Posted: 09/11/08 07:07 PM

Forum: General

At 9/10/08 02:38 PM, TheBloxMaster wrote:
At 9/10/08 02:18 PM, TheBloxMaster wrote: Hmph...I tried making a thread and I failed.
Fixed.
I clearly said in my first news post that people who call me n00bs are n00bs themselves. Why? I don't want the BBS to have a giant flame war spreading into every thread.

He didn't say you were a noob. He said that you failed. Which you did. You tripped your thread in the halls and it landed on it's face. Then you stomped on it a couple times and pissed on it.


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Topic: Should Steel be more like Superman?

Posted: 08/10/08 10:44 PM

Forum: General

At 8/10/08 09:38 PM, ngman7 wrote: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE FRIGGIN' RACE CARD???

I didn't say anything about his race.

Didn't you?

At 8/10/08 09:27 PM, ngman7 wrote: Steel is supposed to be Superman's black counterpart.

Tsk tsk. You really should work on your short-term memory.


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Topic: I will analyze your nonsense words.

Posted: 08/10/08 10:29 PM

Forum: General

burl si a revy dogo bnda. i asol elki asosi. eth "letabt fot opprib" swa mdeai-venrid blulsith. od ouy naawn agure?


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Topic: MY movie has just made history.

Posted: 08/10/08 10:11 PM

Forum: General

At 8/10/08 10:00 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:
At 8/10/08 09:56 PM, string227 wrote: who the fuck cares you faggot.
You just used homophobic language. This is against the newgrounds BBS rules. I will now have a MOD ban you.

OH TEN OES BANZ00RD MY LIEF IZ OFUR BECUZ THIZ IS AL I HAV.
Since you pulled out a ban, I'm assuming you believe you hold some sort of power here. You must have no life if you believe that. After all, string's going to be back in a few days, ready to flame all over again.
One final note: Who cares if YOUR movie made history? You're a no-name who's only legacy is being a pissy little shit. If Knox does something interesting, someone will notice. Not you. No one cares.


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Topic: Noooo!

Posted: 08/10/08 09:59 PM

Forum: General

What's the difference between a mannequin and your dog?

A mannequin can still stand up.


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Topic: Superman's Musculature

Posted: 08/10/08 09:18 PM

Forum: General

At 8/10/08 06:50 PM, Purpin wrote:
At 8/10/08 06:12 PM, Grimfenix wrote:
At 8/10/08 06:11 PM, ngman7 wrote: Superman is superhuman and has more muscles than a human being-when he's posing as Clark Kent how does he hide all those extra muscles?
He wears a suit.
DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A SUIT BITCH?

WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?

Does he look like a bitch?


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Topic: Get The Cake - Second Edition!

Posted: 08/08/08 07:18 PM

Forum: General

At 8/8/08 06:50 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Fuck you, i have diabetes.

Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley. Are you paying hundreds of dollars for diabetes testing supplies? Medicare or your insurance company may not cover it. Call Liberty Medical, they can help you live a better life.


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Topic: Stupid "artist" is killing trees!

Posted: 08/05/08 08:40 PM

Forum: General

If you hug the trees hard enough they won't be harmed.


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Topic: chips can give u cancer? bullshit!

Posted: 08/03/08 03:30 PM

Forum: General

At 8/3/08 03:18 PM, homor wrote: how fucking hard is it to type "you"? seriously?

How fucking hard is it to capitalize the letters in the first word of a new sentence?


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Topic: Does Afro-Ninja use Shampoo?

Posted: 08/01/08 06:07 PM

Forum: General

At 8/1/08 05:49 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: You're kidding right?

Of COURSE he can afford it.
He does not need a whole fucking bottle in one wash...

Is your sense of humor broken?


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Topic: The Song/artist Analogy Game!

Posted: 07/31/08 05:22 PM

Forum: General

Artist: Caused by Rapid Movement
Song: A Caffinated Beverage and Television

Artist: A Type of Deep Sleep
Song: Snatched Thine Moniker


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Topic: Think NG gets all the crap flashes?

Posted: 07/30/08 09:27 PM

Forum: General

At 7/30/08 09:02 PM, JimboBoy wrote:
At 7/29/08 05:14 PM, nazmdeh wrote: Thats some pure talent right there I tell ya.
r u kiding?

Well, I can tell you I'm not! When I first laid eyes on those HIGH-RES graphics, I was blown out of the water! 11/10! 7/5! Whatever!

Too much?

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Topic: microwaving stuff

Posted: 07/30/08 02:24 PM

Forum: General

I've found people to do it for me. Just click on the link that says, "Well is it?" in my sig.


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Topic: Y'know who I miss?

Posted: 07/30/08 02:21 PM

Forum: General

Oh yeah, he proved more than anyone else that Newgrounds users are very easily trolled.


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Topic: Unidentified plant material!?!?!!

Posted: 07/29/08 09:21 PM

Forum: General

At 7/29/08 05:52 PM, Seasons wrote:
At 7/29/08 05:46 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Jesus Christ, what's your fucking problem, anyway?
man you need to calm down!

step outside and get your panties unbunched from inside your asscrack, please

I refuse to believe you're 18 years old. You react to these people who are trying to help you with all the angry, bitchy cursing of a 13-year-old. Either that, or you have an assload of sand in your vagina. Imagine you come up to a guy bleeding profusely, and when you ask what happened. He says, "NOTHING ASSHOLE" and kicks you in the nuts. Would you help him? Maybe you'd get a little more cooperation if you didn't act like an asshole.


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Topic: Why M16's have to be replaced

Posted: 07/29/08 09:10 PM

Forum: General

At 7/29/08 08:45 PM, Neo-Confederate wrote:
At 7/29/08 08:45 PM, micky315 wrote: PC IS BETTER THAN MAC GET THT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!!! THATS WHY THEY HAVE WAY MAR COSTOMERS!!!!
Obvious troll.

Takes one to know one.


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Topic: Hey Brits!

Posted: 07/28/08 11:22 PM

Forum: General

Nein, fichst du.


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Topic: God the dark knight sucked

Posted: 07/28/08 09:20 PM

Forum: General

Batman in a breakdancing competition against the Joker?

LAME.


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Topic: What superhero would you want to be

Posted: 07/28/08 08:33 PM

Forum: General

At 7/28/08 07:35 PM, ngman7 wrote:
At 7/28/08 07:30 PM, klopatng wrote:
At 7/28/08 05:23 PM, ngman7 wrote: Anyone with superintelligence.
God knows you'd need it...
Yes-I'm adept at math-someone with supermath skills.

"Supermath" does not mean super intelligence.


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Topic: Photoshop TSstudios

Posted: 07/28/08 07:38 PM

Forum: General

At 7/7/08 11:31 PM, TSstudios wrote: hahaha, I'll kill you all in your sleep.

Threats? On the internet? SERIOUS BUSINESS.


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Topic: Afro-Ninja neglects his own site...

Posted: 07/28/08 07:32 PM

Forum: General

Simple...

He has a new one.


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Topic: What superhero would you want to be

Posted: 07/28/08 07:30 PM

Forum: General

At 7/28/08 05:23 PM, ngman7 wrote: Anyone with superintelligence.

God knows you'd need it...

At 7/28/08 07:18 PM, ngman7 wrote: The Flash or Green Lantern or Hourman.

...make up your damn mind...

At 7/28/08 07:24 PM, ngman7 wrote: Actually, I'd rather be a Christian superhero.

...sigh. Not like we didn't see that one coming.

In response to the OP, I want to be Spidey. I could be the best acrobat ever.


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Topic: Are you comfortable on a different

Posted: 07/28/08 07:25 PM

Forum: General

I am currently using a computer that is not my own. I'm quite okay with it.


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Happy

Topic: How can some people post so much?!

Posted: 07/28/08 07:00 PM

Forum: General

At 7/28/08 05:59 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Well, some people have opinions on EVERYTHING.

But I do agree, every time I see someone who signed up like a year ago with 5000+ posts, I always think they're spamwhores.

They usually are...

In answer to your question, they have absolutely nothing better to do. Kind of like me. Come to think of it, why isn't MY post count that high? I don't have anything better to do!


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Topic: A digital motion picture creator

Posted: 07/27/08 10:12 PM

Forum: General

At 7/27/08 09:35 PM, VGmasters wrote: You could make your own version of Star Wars IV and make it exactly the same.

We're gonna break the mold today, aren't we?


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Angry

Topic: God the dark knight sucked

Posted: 07/27/08 09:14 PM

Forum: General

ITT: People don't read the damn post.


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